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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-18 21:29 [#02621015]
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falls thru trapdoor
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RussellDust
on 2022-09-18 23:40 [#02621016]
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That site is still loading up text as I type. Dunno who he is, or how this is relevant to anything. What I take from this event (the OP) is that he fell, and it makes me feel bad for him, and that he later apologised for it. People who apologise for falling down hold a dear place in my heart. I’m not going to pursue the issue any further though. Is he a rapper, nu metal band singer etc… I don’t know.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 07:59 [#02621159]
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some journalist was once all, "people complain that he's like an internet algorithm generated a musician" and i actually get the impression the person writing that was actually not aware that "post malone" literally came from one of those livejournal-era "what is your rap name?" generators
true story: i was on a business trip out to cali, and i'm standing on the corner in santa monica, and i look at the street signs, and... "...so this is where post malone totaled his bentley at 3 in the morning [on pills]." it was one of those moments where my sense of humor utterly failed because i was standing with a bunch of dad software engineers and none of them had a clue what i was talking about. i guess it fits you don't either
i just saw in the news he cancelled the boston show. maybe he reads xlt
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 08:01 [#02621160]
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LAZY_TITLE
sorry it was a rolls royce just one of those cars where it's like, "oh fuck off, buy another house or something instead, it'll last longer"
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 08:03 [#02621161]
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and it was LA whatever you get the point
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 08:41 [#02621162]
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According to The Tennessean’s review of the show, Malone opened up by telling the audience, “My name is Austin Richard Post and I’m here to play you guys some s****y music and get f****d up while we do it.”
the more i read, the more i feel like i'm a normal decent person for this thread.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 08:41 [#02621163]
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LAZY_TITLE
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 08:47 [#02621164]
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LAZY_TITLE
christ he's almost as bad as mrbeast
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 08:51 [#02621165]
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LAZY_TITLE 19s, there we go
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-09-25 09:30 [#02621166]
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1st time i hear about this guy
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-09-25 09:31 [#02621167]
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he should rename himself to trap malone now
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Mr_mathers
from The Cave (France) on 2022-09-25 10:20 [#02621168]
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you guys are fake fake fake fans I've known about him since 2016
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 11:14 [#02621170]
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i bring you ladies and/or gentlemen the fine experience of "roast maloney"
[spam].mp3 [spam].flac
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-09-25 12:22 [#02621171]
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target=_blank>30ft MIC_DRROPa>
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-09-25 12:23 [#02621172]
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the harder they come...
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-09-25 12:24 [#02621173]
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ouch
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 12:43 [#02621176]
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it's so stupid, this whole arc. but i do feel the need to clarify: i'm not happy he got hurt. it's just there's such a perfect slapstick to etc. that also it's like the ol' gag where the hook comes from stage left to yank you out of everyone's way
but, no, turning him incoherently yelling. that i've been fussing about, that track has samples from econoline crush and some nu metal band too. gear on for a day or three. but finally, no, this is what it needs:
LAZY_TITLE
and fatboy slim's advice comes back to me, "i just listen for stuff that makes me laugh"
so then i rewrote the track i had around that and there you go.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 12:46 [#02621177]
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i guess i just have a hard time getting past what he's done to his face.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 12:50 [#02621178]
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alright, i think i've figured it out: apparently he does the tattoos himself, and he was fucking plastered any number of nights and gave himself really ill-considered tattoos and then what's there left to do but be like "i meant to do that"
just a theory, tho
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-09-25 17:48 [#02621184]
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sounds about right
also, i wish for only few people to get hurt and it doesnt include artists afaik
was pretty hilarious though
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