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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-18 21:29 [#02621015]
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falls thru trapdoor


 

offline RussellDust on 2022-09-18 23:40 [#02621016]
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That site is still loading up text as I type. Dunno who he
is, or how this is relevant to anything. What I take from
this event (the OP) is that he fell, and it makes me feel
bad for him, and that he later apologised for it. People who
apologise for falling down hold a dear place in my heart.
I’m not going to pursue the issue any further though. Is
he a rapper, nu metal band singer etc… I don’t know.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 07:59 [#02621159]
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some journalist was once all, "people complain that he's
like an internet algorithm generated a musician" and i
actually get the impression the person writing that was
actually not aware that "post malone" literally came from
one of those livejournal-era "what is your rap name?"
generators

true story: i was on a business trip out to cali, and i'm
standing on the corner in santa monica, and i look at the
street signs, and... "...so this is where post malone
totaled his bentley at 3 in the morning [on pills]." it was
one of those moments where my sense of humor utterly failed
because i was standing with a bunch of dad software
engineers and none of them had a clue what i was talking
about. i guess it fits you don't either

i just saw in the news he cancelled the boston show. maybe
he reads xlt


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 08:01 [#02621160]
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LAZY_TITLE

sorry it was a rolls royce
just one of those cars where it's like, "oh fuck off, buy
another house or something instead, it'll last longer"


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 08:03 [#02621161]
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and it was LA
whatever you get the point


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 08:41 [#02621162]
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According to The Tennessean’s review of the show,
Malone opened up by telling the audience, “My name is
Austin Richard Post and I’m here to play you guys some
s****y music and get f****d up while we do it.”


the more i read, the more i feel like i'm a normal decent
person for this thread.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 08:41 [#02621163]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 08:47 [#02621164]
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LAZY_TITLE

christ he's almost as bad as mrbeast


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 08:51 [#02621165]
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LAZY_TITLE 19s, there we go


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-09-25 09:30 [#02621166]
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1st time i hear about this guy


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-09-25 09:31 [#02621167]
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he should rename himself to trap malone now


 

offline Mr_mathers from The Cave (France) on 2022-09-25 10:20 [#02621168]
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you guys are fake fake fake fans I've known about him since
2016


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 11:14 [#02621170]
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i bring you ladies and/or gentlemen the fine experience of
"roast maloney"

[spam].mp3
[spam].flac


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-09-25 12:22 [#02621171]
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target=_blank>30ft MIC_DRROPa>



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-09-25 12:23 [#02621172]
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the harder they come...


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-09-25 12:24 [#02621173]
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ouch


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 12:43 [#02621176]
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it's so stupid, this whole arc. but i do feel the need to
clarify: i'm not happy he got hurt. it's just there's such a
perfect slapstick to etc. that also it's like the
ol' gag where the hook comes from stage left to yank you out
of everyone's way

but, no, turning him incoherently yelling. that i've been
fussing about, that track has samples from econoline crush
and some nu metal band too. gear on for a day or three. but
finally, no, this is what it needs:

LAZY_TITLE

and fatboy slim's advice comes back to me, "i just listen
for stuff that makes me laugh"

so then i rewrote the track i had around that and there you
go.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 12:46 [#02621177]
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i guess i just have a hard time getting past what he's done
to his face.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-09-25 12:50 [#02621178]
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alright, i think i've figured it out: apparently he does the
tattoos himself, and he was fucking plastered any number of
nights and gave himself really ill-considered tattoos and
then what's there left to do but be like "i meant to do
that"

just a theory, tho


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-09-25 17:48 [#02621184]
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sounds about right

also, i wish for only few people to get hurt
and it doesnt include artists afaik

was pretty hilarious though


 


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