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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-06-14 02:21 [#02619211]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



- the invention of the air conditioner killed the economy
of cape cod and the hamptons
- the invention of the bicycle allowed christianity to
conquer parts of africa


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2022-06-14 22:29 [#02619224]
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i went for a 10 mile bike ride today on my bmx. the first
half is literally all uphill, but the ride back is always
fun. there are times i almost hit 40 mph going downhill.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2022-06-15 01:40 [#02619227]
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I yelled at a bug

 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-06-15 05:16 [#02619228]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular | Followup to hevquip: #02619224



lewis abandoned his tricked-out, electrified bike here and
i'm actually getting around to try and figure it out. i have
a mental inventory of all sorts of things he's done wrong,
as well as a list of the things that seem to break every
time he takes it out past a point; kind of terrifying. but
uber has been such miserable toss recently; imagine it's
something to do with gas prices. and with an electrified
bike i could cut 90% of the uber out cya suckaz

but that fucking bike is like TempleOS, i shit you not. i
feel like i'll need to bring a toolbox and a prayer if i'm
to take the bike trail to the dispensary


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-06-15 05:19 [#02619229]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02619227



i am very careful to whoosh inside; after pfoofing some air
first. bugs, stay outside. but a freaking moth. it gets in.
i ignore it, but, as bugs do, it refuses to be ignored, dive
bombing me as i attempt to remove my shoes, despite me
swatting it away. alright, fine. i open the door and try to
let it out. it promptly flies across the room and lands on a
door. this. is. how. bugs. fucking. work

i get a plastic cup and slam it over the moth with a wham;
take that bitch. flapflap. i cup my hand over. i let it out

usually kill most bugs. but that moth, just so pathetic.
felt bad for it


 

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