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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-04-19 23:43 [#02618162]
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LAZY_TITLE ~ i spotted this on amazon just now, and i
thought: this would work for his costume

white is a bit too much for me, but i've ordered one in
black.


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-04-19 23:48 [#02618163]
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did you REALLY order it?
where do you plan to wear it?


 

offline RussellDust on 2022-04-20 21:18 [#02618171]
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Mermaidman, I have an extra orifice at the moment. How does
that make you feel?


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-04-20 22:56 [#02618172]
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i like it very much dear. you had an ileostomy?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-04-22 02:34 [#02618179]
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it arrived today. that, yeah, actually, this is definitely
one of those things i ordered, and... will i regret this?

very nervous at first, that i would. that this is,
hands-down the most complex piece of clothing i own. that it
took me a good fifteen minutes to figure it out, once i
opened it up. is it inside out? do i put my arms in first?
no that part isn't sitting where it should

and then i've more or less figured it out, i have a muscle
memory procedure and it sits properly, and, yeah, this
really hangs over my eyes. and because of the straps i need
to keep my jacket zipped or it will stop looking cool

but then i get out, and, fuck, i love this. that i can just
lean forward and block out blaring halogen car headlights
that block out my night vision. that it feels comfy,
essentially, hiding in there. and same, i can just tip my
head if i don't feel like making eye contact with the
uptight shit walking his cat^H^H^H small dog

the build quality, too. when you pay $40 for something like
this off amazon, you never really... but no, this is made
solid, this will last, i feel i've gotten my nickel's
worth.

almost tempted to order the white one too, to keep my
options open. but that doesn't work with 90% of what i wear
so probably not


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-04-22 10:41 [#02618181]
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wouldn't a hoodie be as effective


 


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