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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-24 11:41 [#00191940]
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I work with this really weird woman. Her son is 18 and at this present moment she is discussing with her husband the fact that he is not there for dinner but is going. Out she's warned him that he must have his homework done. HE'S 18!!!
She was balling the other week because his headmaster had phoned because he had a bad report from school. HE'S 18!!! I assumed that he was 12 or 13. Freaks!
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Bob Mcbob
on 2002-04-24 11:44 [#00191944]
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for a second there i misread and though u meant her husband was 18 too....hers is a fairly normal situation round here unfortunatelly
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Salma Hayek
on 2002-04-24 11:45 [#00191946]
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when i was 12 and 13, my mum had nothing to do with my hw even if i got a bad report...
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lctroboy
from Borås (Sweden) on 2002-04-24 11:45 [#00191947]
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Poor kid. He's one of those who'll probably go berzerk with a shotgun some day.
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-24 11:46 [#00191948]
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Overbearing parents should be shot.
'Your mum and dad; they fuck you up. They don't mean to, but they do'.
Philip Larkin
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 11:48 [#00191952]
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well yeah, but parenting doesnt come with a guide book etc, to be overprotective is better than neglect-i guess its just finding a good balance between the two. i know what you mean though-some parenting techniques are fucking bizarre
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Salma Hayek
on 2002-04-24 11:50 [#00191957]
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like when they go nuts over a lil incident involving cannabis! i mean what the fuck is up with that?!!!
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-24 11:51 [#00191959]
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I shouldn't be so judgemental; they don't judge me.
Still, they are a bit weird. The reason he was neglecting his studies was because he was playing in his bridge club/orchestra too much. Hmmm.
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-24 11:54 [#00191963]
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I guess I've been spoilt with my parents. They let me smoke my crack pipe in my bedroom and my dad used to give me a cut of his profits from pimping out my sister. He's a generous bloke my dad.
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lctroboy
from Borås (Sweden) on 2002-04-24 11:56 [#00191964]
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lol
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 11:56 [#00191967]
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well that IS fucked up
i mean if the guys was fucking about and not giving a shit, then her response is valid. but busting the kids balls when he's doing something that is academically linked well thats different. man-that guy should be out getting laid and aprtying...
she sounds like bonkers-mum alright...
and she calls it homework!!!!? what is he doing, resits or a levels?
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Fernz
from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 11:57 [#00191970]
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My mom tries to tell me what to do and shit, but she forgets that Im 20 in 3 weeks.... :)
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 11:58 [#00191972]
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my dad help me find a decent enough vein in my eyeball when im too stoned to shoot-up... he golden my old pa..
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-24 12:05 [#00191979]
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He's doing his A level. I have the sneaking suspicion he goes to public school. He must be a crazy bastard though; all night bridge sessions and blowing his trumpet all night - keeeraazzy!
My dad does piss me off sometimes. He's always trying to steal my methadone and sometimes sends strange men into my room.
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Salma Hayek
on 2002-04-24 12:06 [#00191980]
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i can't wait to live alone so i can do all sorts of illigale things in the living room and have parties every week and have RDJ playing at full volume all day long, except when the saucy womens come around, then i'll put on slightly less fucked up music
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 12:17 [#00191986]
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bridge? i mean, each to their own, but BRIDGE? 18 year old dont play bridge unless they're related to he monarchy, presidents or politicians, surely!!
it was so funny the other day-my mum has hay-fever and she blew her nose and the inside of it just came out. we had to laugh, as she claimed she'd kicked her coke habit the previous week. oh it was funny.
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-24 12:23 [#00191989]
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I'm baffled too. Bridge is for old people. He must be a total Billy-no-mates. Though surprisingly he has a girlfriend. She must look like an 18 year old Anne Widdecombe.
My dad and uncle have been trying to bully me into illegal stuff since the weekend. They want me to help them rob this 87 year old couple down the road. I told them no, and that I'd already robbed them to pay for a rock. I pretty much left em for dead.
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Salma Hayek
on 2002-04-24 12:26 [#00191990]
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lol i wish my dad pimped-out my sister and gave me a cut of the profits and robbed old ppl like Jonesy's cool dad...
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 12:30 [#00191993]
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or clare rayner?
we had to laugh again the other day-my dad had OD'ed again by the fire, but we were so cooked and bombed off some top quality dope that my three year old sister got us from her school that we couldnt be arsed to call for help. we just laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-24 12:36 [#00191996]
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Its my little cousins 7th birthday this weekend. it should be a good 'un. Before Xmas it was my other cousin's 6th birthday party and it was fuckin' crazy. Dad spiked the jelly with acid and all my little cousins were tripping out, crying to my aunties that they could see monsters and insects crawling all over them. Mum started fellating my uncle Geoff in the corner and my dad got in a fight with him. My uncle went to A & E with half a whisky glass in his cheek. Crazy times.
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Salma Hayek
on 2002-04-24 12:40 [#00192000]
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is this a true story?
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 12:42 [#00192003]
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LOL!!!
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 12:52 [#00192013]
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i had a dream last night-being serious for a second- that one of my friends was being jerked off on a balcony in a pub by two girls, and when he came he shot his load over the balcony and onto john thomas's face (the bloke from the fast show and cold feet),who was sat below drinking lager-he looked really pissed off. it's kinda freaked me out a bit.
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Quernstone
from Padova (Italy) on 2002-04-24 12:52 [#00192014]
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Fuck lol. PMP (pissing my pants)
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 12:53 [#00192015]
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i guess ive just killed this thread with that last one. sorry.
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-24 12:53 [#00192016]
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Be really honest: did you wake with a hard-on, lazy or otherwise?
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haukur
from Frankfurt (Germany) on 2002-04-24 12:55 [#00192018]
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/me licks his lipps
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Quernstone
from Padova (Italy) on 2002-04-24 12:56 [#00192020]
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Have either of you two been to see 'Y tu mama tambien' at the cinema? I don't go that often but this film is class. I recomend it. It is mexican with subtitles which caused me a porblem as I can't read. But you two clever chaps should be OK.
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 12:57 [#00192023]
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no not at all-the funny thing was that the 'friend' wasnt anyone i really know-he sorta looked like uri geller (y'know, the bender). i remember waking up and going back to sleep, but i have trouble remembering dreams so the imagery here has only really dawned on me in the last hour.... it has genuinely weirded me out a bit...
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-24 12:58 [#00192025]
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Is that 'Your Mother Too'? Its here next month and is supposed to be good.
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 13:00 [#00192028]
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never heard of it. i went to see k-pak the other day, i must admit, despite all of the negative reviews i really really enjoyed it. i love kevin spacey though.
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Quernstone
from Padova (Italy) on 2002-04-24 13:04 [#00192034]
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There is plenty of gratuitous whacking off. That is what triggered my memory. Apart from that (which is quite funny in context) it is a quality flick.
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 13:10 [#00192047]
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flick as in 'flicking one over your wrist'??
talking of league of gentlemen quotes-i bought the live league of gents video for a tenner yesterday from virgin intheir sale. not watched it yet though. ten pounds though? 17.99 in HMV!! the robbing cunts.
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-24 13:11 [#00192051]
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I didn't like the second series. Benjarmin!
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 13:13 [#00192056]
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i agree- the second series lacked something-it just wasnt as funny as the first. my favourite still has to be the lague of gents christmas special-that was fucking superb....'come here boy...and take hold of these monkey pods'...
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-04-24 13:14 [#00192060]
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last night i told my mom that if she was a guy, she'd be gay.
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 13:16 [#00192063]
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does that mean shes a lesbo?
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-24 13:20 [#00192068]
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Dieter, you saved my life.
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 13:23 [#00192073]
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'into which, we don't pass solids'
(ps jonesy cheers for the email!!!)
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Fernz
from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 14:22 [#00192166]
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pmp
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 14:24 [#00192171]
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bedwetter, eh?
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B3n
from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-24 17:58 [#00192556]
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Well my mother works with someone who has a daughter. A week or so ago she was saying 'yeah, but I don't want to leave her [the girl] on her own'
This girl is 17....and she's not allowed to be at home on her own? Mind you, she is a sheltered poiled rich daddies girl
I don't mean that harshly, but SHE IS
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-25 14:47 [#00193663]
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That woman I work with says 'Hello Sailor' when answering her mobile when her husband rings. Uergh!
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-25 14:50 [#00193667]
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haha!!
i used to work with someone who consistently said 'yeah but its all good' or 'oh its funny'
WHATS GOOD? WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT ? WHATS FUNNY?? EEEUUURRRGH IF YOUVE NOTHING TO SAY THEN DONT FILL THAT VACUMMN WITH POINTLESS IRRITATING SHITE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!
*cool wet grass ken*
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Fernz
from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-25 15:07 [#00193682]
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Thats a Baron Von Picklefoot-like reply there. :)
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-25 15:19 [#00193695]
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whose baron pickle foot???
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Meho Krljic
from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-04-25 15:22 [#00193696]
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isn't that the guy who ends his posts with THE BARON HAS SPOKEN?
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Fernz
from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-25 15:23 [#00193697]
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Yep. I miss em.
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Meho Krljic
from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-04-25 15:28 [#00193702]
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well, what happened to him?
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KEN
from BIRMINGHAM (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-25 15:29 [#00193705]
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oh yeah....whos that tart in your picture meho? (fuck its not mrs meho is it??)
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