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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-28 04:56 [#02617806]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-28 05:13 [#02617807]
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"... i will whup your ass" i am


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-28 05:14 [#02617808]
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i've still not seen footage of aleister crowley or whatever
his name was from the klf firing blanks at an awards show.
that seems a notch better TV


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-28 05:14 [#02617809]
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The weird thing is seeing the expression on his face, he is
totally fucking bananas, is there anyone with a bigger Ego
than Will Smith, well apart from Elon Musk


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-28 05:15 [#02617810]
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LAZY_TITLE heres the uncensored version


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-28 05:16 [#02617811]
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i used to be all: will smith, why do you have so much swag?
it's fucking irritating

now he's old and spoiled and i guess nothing lasts forever.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-28 05:17 [#02617812]
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utter classic that, yeah with extreme noise terror


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-28 05:17 [#02617813]
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it sort of worths in independence day when he punches the
alien, but seems like he actually is like that in real life,
fucking hell


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-28 05:24 [#02617814]
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whereas nicholas cage, as it turns out, compulsively accepts
acting jobs precisely because he's a mess when he's
not acting. i think


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-28 05:30 [#02617815]
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LAZY_TITLE

can't believe we were deprived of this, imagine if it was
directed by Lynch instead of Burton


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-28 05:51 [#02617816]
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alright step off right the fuck now -- here is, without
question, the mostest, bestest celebrity meltdown ~
LAZY_TITLE

what does it for me is him kicking over the dorky cardboard
robot man with masking tape all over for motion tracking.
it's like some low-budget comedy show


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-28 06:20 [#02617817]
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hehe its why he was so good as Patrick Bateman


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2022-03-29 17:18 [#02617835]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline RussellDust on 2022-04-01 03:25 [#02617854]
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Seeing the actual footage makes this far less dramatic than
it was just with sound. Comedy gold. I actually don’t find
Bale that bad anymore.

Will Smith is a privileged cunt and I have little to no time
for him on the other hand. Chris Rock has more talent in his
right foot than will smits will ever, ever have.


 

offline RussellDust on 2022-04-01 03:26 [#02617855]
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Bless the internet sometimes!


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-04-01 15:38 [#02617856]
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was it also a g.i. jane joke??


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-04-01 15:39 [#02617857]
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if so he should have gotten slapped as well


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2022-04-01 23:06 [#02617860]
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basic stagecraft
also basic "look here dont look there"
also kanye would have actually fuckin done it


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2022-04-01 23:10 [#02617861]
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anyone seen the 'dark' remake of Fresh Prince? where
Carlton's on xanax
which rock have you been living under :)


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2022-04-01 23:16 [#02617862]
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I'm looking forward to the 21st Century remake of Auf
Wiedersehen, Pet where it's been transposed to the
unfavourite sons of Arabs running bits-of-phones shops in
backwoods UK towns, and the action plays out through
WhatsApp screencaps, cud probably get funding 4 that


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2022-04-01 23:19 [#02617863]
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lol i bin watching loads of Saxondale recently,,, gonna put
on 'Starless' by King Crimson now and NOT think about going
on a chainsaw mascara


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-04-02 03:38 [#02617868]
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pill smith


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-04-02 09:54 [#02617883]
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at first i thought wtf, why did he punch him? thats totally
crossing borders.
isnt being mocked at on tv an everyday thing for ever and at
least since the roasting of... shows? so i wanted to hear
the joke. why hasnt the joke been online along with the
smack? now hearing the joke from a mobile clip (i had no
idea about jadas illness, but now i found out) i gotta say i
see why smith put on the big willie show, because imo rock
crossed a line here too. and now i see vids trying to
explain their previous beef, which i am absolutely not
interested in and didnt click.

funny though how smith made a joke about apolecia baldness
himself before. ironic and thx for pointin that out here.
sadly that wasnt offered by google or youtube on page 1. now
i dont think rock expected a reaction like this, but, its
like rock knew he would get away with the joke in any case,
cause it makes smith look like a bigot if he reacted to it
and now he even looks like a bigot and a bully.

i think it disgraces em both, but i guess i wont give a
fuck. actors are people too, who have all the right to make
stupid mistakes.
and what a stage to showcase stupid mistakes to learn from!


 

offline RussellDust on 2022-04-03 07:24 [#02617896]
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Get over your dreadlocks you little dweeb!


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-04-03 08:59 [#02617900]
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oh well thats me,
you think i should just enjoy the punchline?


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-04-04 01:20 [#02617911]
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It's hilarious they're postponing will smith movies over
this shit.

I don't know what western culture is any more. The slap
certainly would have made news 15 years ago, but all the
celebrities weighing in and vomit inducing internet moral
grandstanding is a byproduct of this current progressive led
outrage era. It'd be funny to watch if it wasn't doing so
much damage to general, even keeled discourse. XLT is immune
to general discourse though, so it matters less here.

�


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-04-04 07:36 [#02617921]
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i gave the matter some thought and i will watch bad boys
three if netflix still lets me ^^


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2022-04-04 07:50 [#02617922]
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Elon Musk was rejected at the Berghain door
Good


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2022-04-08 23:52 [#02617994]
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have been watching more of Bel Air
i really like it
i like roulade too


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2022-04-08 23:53 [#02617995]
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* cheese not desert


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2022-04-09 20:33 [#02618007]
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it's not the original footage, it's a re-enactment. that's
why the face is blurred cause it's not christian bale.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-04-15 02:18 [#02618040]
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Chill, Will. Chill. Smith


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2022-04-15 12:23 [#02618047]
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Some years back I had alopecia in the beard area. It's
hardly a fucking "disease".


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2022-04-15 12:25 [#02618048]
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Are Hemorrhoids a disease? Can you joke about them? Can you
joke about STDs which are diseases? Can you roast someone
for having poor hygiene? Maybe they have mental health
issues... not so funny now.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2022-04-15 12:29 [#02618049]
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Will Smith version of I, Robot: Dogshit.
Will Smith version of I am Legend: Dogshit
Still, a black actor so ... cool.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2022-04-15 23:33 [#02618066]
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fuckin peaked when he smoked that cigar in Independence Day
after punching an ali0n
shoutz 2 brent 'Dataman' Spider


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-04-16 00:23 [#02618067]
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I really love the area 51 scene in that film, its a really
fun film


 

online big from lsg on 2022-04-17 14:47 [#02618130]
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Will Smith and the Struggle of Black Boyhood


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2022-04-17 19:06 [#02618131]
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shame the sequel sucks


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-04-17 19:44 [#02618132]
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totall fucked up


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-04-17 19:44 [#02618133]
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I did laugh when the massive mother alien was running around
at the end


 


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