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Don't Be A Richard
 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-18 23:45 [#02617502]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2022-03-18 23:54 [#02617504]
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capitalistic, corporate-sponsored richardphobia


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-19 06:57 [#02617556]
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i have begun to follow the chinese fashion industry closely
after purchasing a ridiculous pair of pants for clubbing,
and there is a patch on it that says "Ninght Eit" in the
headline and then continues similarly in smaller font.
friends and i discussing it, i am stumped, i admit.

"oh" someone says. "it's really really terrible text to
speech. they were trying to say... [imitating asian accent]
NIIGHT AUT"

so bad text to speech made it onto physical pants and since
then i've been a bit obsessed.

in any case, the failed joke here is, "don't be a retard"
but it's misspelled. richard, retard, haha, get it?

prick


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-19 07:16 [#02617557]
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ninght eit


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-19 07:49 [#02617558]
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i was just looking for obnoxious pants, preferably in riced
out yugo yellow. and with it, like, LAZY_TITLE

yipai

yipai? yippie!
yipai kayak hooray
this feels like fate, really.


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-21 04:51 [#02617585]
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i received my "Don't Be A Richard" t-shirt today. i could
swear i ordered an xtra-large, but i received a large?

but actually it fits perfect; they clearly know better than
i.

anyways, i was commenting today: it's like someone turned my
website into pants. physical pants. i cannot explain to you
how me this is

in that same vein, i will probably lose interest within a
few months.


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-21 04:52 [#02617586]
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re: monoid: pants that fit [your being]


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-21 16:13 [#02617590]
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I wonder If Richard calls his schlong little Richard


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2022-03-23 03:25 [#02617632]
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Big Remix Dick


 


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