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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-18 23:45 [#02617502]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2022-03-18 23:54 [#02617504]
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capitalistic, corporate-sponsored richardphobia


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-19 06:57 [#02617556]
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i have begun to follow the chinese fashion industry closely
after purchasing a ridiculous pair of pants for clubbing,
and there is a patch on it that says "Ninght Eit" in the
headline and then continues similarly in smaller font.
friends and i discussing it, i am stumped, i admit.

"oh" someone says. "it's really really terrible text to
speech. they were trying to say... [imitating asian accent]
NIIGHT AUT"

so bad text to speech made it onto physical pants and since
then i've been a bit obsessed.

in any case, the failed joke here is, "don't be a retard"
but it's misspelled. richard, retard, haha, get it?

prick


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-19 07:16 [#02617557]
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ninght eit


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-19 07:49 [#02617558]
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i was just looking for obnoxious pants, preferably in riced
out yugo yellow. and with it, like, LAZY_TITLE

yipai

yipai? yippie!
yipai kayak hooray
this feels like fate, really.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-21 04:51 [#02617585]
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i received my "Don't Be A Richard" t-shirt today. i could
swear i ordered an xtra-large, but i received a large?

but actually it fits perfect; they clearly know better than
i.

anyways, i was commenting today: it's like someone turned my
website into pants. physical pants. i cannot explain to you
how me this is

in that same vein, i will probably lose interest within a
few months.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-21 04:52 [#02617586]
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re: monoid: pants that fit [your being]


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-21 16:13 [#02617590]
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I wonder If Richard calls his schlong little Richard


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2022-03-23 03:25 [#02617632]
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Big Remix Dick


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-17 14:31 [#02637768]
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you finally got to see that t-shirt. you richard


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2024-08-17 14:53 [#02637771]
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I saw it
It was nice


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-17 17:54 [#02637772]
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in any case, the failed joke here is, "don't be a retard"
but it's misspelled. richard, retard, haha, get it?


...but i ordered it because i was thinking: don't be a
richard. suck up all the oxygen so no one makes any money
except you. then, perhaps, laugh as you put out shit you did
ten years ago as "the new shit" knowing people will simply
buy it and praise it as genius without actually evaluating
the quality of the music at all. especially in the context
of people busting their ass over new shit that blows his
recent releases out of the water... only to be told: sorry,
you're not a richard. i'm buying this lame AI-generated book
instead

don't get me wrong. i think drukqs is a legitimate work of
genius. but i heard 110db or whatever it's called off syro
in a live aphex set from [2004-6 somewhere], you dolts. and
no one else notices... nevermind. there are more. i could
call it out all day, because SAMPLER BRAIN all: "we have
heard this before" and then i actually get, like, an image
of the physical location i was in [rather, what i saw in my
field of view]. from there, it's like... *squints* yes i was
sitting in an office cubicle at one of my first real jobs in
200[4-6] and so if i go back and figure out the calendar
date from when i was working in that cube... on... yes, a
data collection system written in C++ using pthreads for
some early "smart" thermostat/furnace setup

you goddamn richard. i could tear him up further, but who'd
listen? and drukqs is a work of genius i'd never argue

but now he's milking it as spotify crushes everyone,
livenation crushes live gigs when he's all "oh yes i do one
gig a year to bring in a million quid or so" and that is
not drukqs sorry. that's just being a richard


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-08-17 17:56 [#02637773]
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it also is like "rich retard" and that fits a lot of the
people that almost run me over in $150k mercedes AMG SUV
because how dare i get in their way


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2024-08-22 16:21 [#02637943]
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Lol, got a lil richard ep in mail 2 months ago.
he looked really funny.
Funny lil man.



 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-08-22 17:45 [#02637945]
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I'm gay


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-08-22 19:35 [#02637952]
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this thread is so gay that roger turned gay just by
witnessing it


 


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