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capitalistic, corporate-sponsored richardphobia |
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i have begun to follow the chinese fashion industry closely after purchasing a ridiculous pair of pants for clubbing, and there is a patch on it that says "Ninght Eit" in the headline and then continues similarly in smaller font. friends and i discussing it, i am stumped, i admit. "oh" someone says. "it's really really terrible text to speech. they were trying to say... [imitating asian accent] NIIGHT AUT" so bad text to speech made it onto physical pants and since then i've been a bit obsessed. in any case, the failed joke here is, "don't be a retard" but it's misspelled. richard, retard, haha, get it? prick |
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i was just looking for obnoxious pants, preferably in riced out yugo yellow. and with it, like, yipai? yippie! yipai kayak hooray this feels like fate, really. |
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i received my "Don't Be A Richard" t-shirt today. i could swear i ordered an xtra-large, but i received a large? but actually it fits perfect; they clearly know better than i. anyways, i was commenting today: it's like someone turned my website into pants. physical pants. i cannot explain to you how me this is in that same vein, i will probably lose interest within a few months. |
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re: monoid: pants that fit [your being] |
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I wonder If Richard calls his schlong little Richard |
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Big Remix Dick |
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you finally got to see that t-shirt. you richard |
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I saw it It was nice |
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in any case, the failed joke here is, "don't be a retard" but it's misspelled. richard, retard, haha, get it? ...but i ordered it because i was thinking: don't be a richard. suck up all the oxygen so no one makes any money except you. then, perhaps, laugh as you put out shit you did ten years ago as "the new shit" knowing people will simply buy it and praise it as genius without actually evaluating the quality of the music at all. especially in the context of people busting their ass over new shit that blows his recent releases out of the water... only to be told: sorry, you're not a richard. i'm buying this lame AI-generated book instead don't get me wrong. i think drukqs is a legitimate work of genius. but i heard 110db or whatever it's called off syro in a live aphex set from [2004-6 somewhere], you dolts. and no one else notices... nevermind. there are more. i could call it out all day, because SAMPLER BRAIN all: "we have heard this before" and then i actually get, like, an image of the physical location i was in [rather, what i saw in my field of view]. from there, it's like... *squints* yes i was sitting in an office cubicle at one of my first real jobs in 200[4-6] and so if i go back and figure out the calendar date from when i was working in that cube... on... yes, a data collection system written in C++ using pthreads for some early "smart" thermostat/furnace setup you goddamn richard. i could tear him up further, but who'd listen? and drukqs is a work of genius i'd never argue but now he's milking it as spotify crushes everyone, livenation crushes live gigs when he's all "oh yes i do one gig a year to bring in a million quid or so" and that is not drukqs sorry. that's just being a richard |
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it also is like "rich retard" and that fits a lot of the people that almost run me over in $150k mercedes AMG SUV because how dare i get in their way |
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Lol, got a lil richard ep in mail 2 months ago. he looked really funny. Funny lil man. |
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I'm gay |
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this thread is so gay that roger turned gay just by witnessing it |
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