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{6864} How are things in your neck of the woods? Have you been to any good shows or concerts lately or is your country very strict and on lock down? All the beat, recycles ♻️ |
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hah i'm ok thanx thadman, just had some mashed potato with cheese and hp sauce and now my belly is gurgling ominously haven't been to a gig in a loooong time. the uk is gradually opening up cos tons of people are getting omicron but not dying. not sure if i've had it, still noisy on my chest. was supposed to be getting a test in the post but it never arrived how's yr bad self doing? hope all the family are well. sending happy vibes @ u |
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Glad things are good Shows and such here small bar shows and bigger shows Some crap some real good sending happy vibes @ u |
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good old Belb baby, the sentinel of zilty, |
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belb u r good man u could puke on my couch and totally ruin it and i would only be kind of mad |
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aw a puke pass is a rare thing to bestow, thx1138. funnily enough i did barf the other night. a quiet, dignified vom. really weird tho, i hadn't eaten anything out of the ordinary and it was over in a couple of retches, but gosh it was unpleasant conversing with the u-bend out of nowhere |
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years ago, my boyfriend came down to my studio as i was working a track, massively drunk. at some point he found it necessary to begin vomiting into my trashcan and so i did the obvious thing, which was to hold out a microphone and sample it. eventually he noticed, and i was equally clear as i've just been: you've come down to my studio while i'm recording a track and begun to vomit in my trash can; i am sampling it. this is how life works. i won't say which track it is, but it's on an album somewhere but my point was a puke pass, yes. i'm not sure i'd be so graceful about a second sofa, but i've only just got one again after ten years, so that first still means a lot sorry i'm probably watering it down |
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your boyfriend?? |
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you just twigged he's bent as a nine bob note haha |
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i told you before he was gay (bi) im the only straight one here lol btw salut belb, legend |
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He’s a good egg, belb is. |
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I'm straight! |
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I like big fried egg areola and wet hairy minge |
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Amazon prime dispatch bag of wet minges |
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didn't know he was a fellow peen smoocher |
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he's a yankee doodle helmet polisher |
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belb your needed around here clean up this place. |
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it's all very confusing with respects to, like who is what. that ex-boyfriend, he'd never had a boyfriend, we were together for years, then he married a woman eventually; think he might have kids now. mostly i don't tend to find anyone attractive until i've spent a certain amount of time with them, had certain moments. then, like, i'm into synthesizers and software engineering, and am i gay, or do i simply not wind up hanging out with women much? food for thot |
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i've joked about my dad on here before -- i got my first soldering lesson before kindergarten; hello world in C at 9. but man taught me next to nothing about sports or women he told me a story once, that actually sort of bothers me to this day. years before he met my mom, he has this jewish girlfriend -- and let's stop for a sub-story, here my father spoke pretty decent german; lived and worked there for a few years. sub-substory: when i was ten or twelve, he told me someone played him this band while he was in germany, called "power house" and it was only like ten or fifteen years later that i realized "power house" is the english translation of kraftwerk and that someone played him kraftwerk before they blew up and he totally hated it. he's gone now, but i was lucky enough to sort it out in time to come back to him and say: hey, that was freaking kraftwerk you hated, bet you regret it now right? and he was pretty much like: no i knew all along and then the sub-story, his jewish girlfriend takes him home to meet the folks, that serious, and her mom says -- in yiddish -- "he's quite nice for a goy" and yiddish is close enough to german that my father managed to catch the translation. he replied, in english, "why thank you!" and you could pick her mum's jaw off the floor etc. but less good was he was relating to me how he was going nuts trying to understand what she was thinking one day and she essentially told him "just give up you'll never understand" and he said that was his attitude since then and for the man's massive, academic-grade intellectual horsepower, this has always haunted me as a terrible decision. like, you're making a life with someone, and you just give up figuring it out? then he met my mum |
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actually, i think his exact word were that he was trying to "figure out" what the hell was going on with her. that relentless drive to figure shit out. the same pattern that makes me obsessive about solving technical problems can make me relentless in a way that can blow up a relationship, because i simply can't let it go. so it'd fit to say he was actually warning me about that... but, no, he wasn't; that aspect of my personality is entirely from mum's side |
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i'd be interested in what advice everyone's dads gave them about women, particularly the bits that eventually turned out to be horribly incorrect |
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my aunt was going on at one point: "your father used to date the most gorgeous women. oh my god" and yes, i admit, i'm kind of like: "really? ...really?" and then she keeps going "and then he met your mom" ouch. |
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the man was amazing to me in the sense that, despite all the shit i did as a kid, as any kid would do, he only got actually mad at me a handful of times. never yelled; raised his voice. all i ever got out of him about the death of his sister that he was incredibly angry for a few years, he went through therapy and learned to control it. i won't even write the details, but suffice to say it was one of those awful things that makes you want to bury your fist through the computer monitor of humanity, even if it hasn't directly impacted you or any of your relations. but, you know, there's and aunt gone that i knew nothing about, and a cousin. it's honestly one of the most tense things in the family; i've never hear jack squat about his sister. it's just too horrible for them amidst all this he was coming out of the end of a PhD program; done with a phase anyways. and he has a bad acid trip... or, from what he said, "it was supposed to be acid but it was some other horrible thing like meth or something, and after that i was pretty much done with california and i felt the urgent need to go back to massachusetts and start a family" so there was quite a bit of context, but i do like to say i'm the result of a bad acid trip my dad had. and that's why i exist |
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belb what is your genesis |
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and everyone shut up about my mental workup now you about have the whole shebang |
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i apologize. the only thing that matters is whether or not mermaidman likes tits |
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That went well thanks everyone |
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Hero belb |
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i do wear my underpants on the outside |
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