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It's Christrash!
 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-04 07:58 [#02615346]
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ahhh, Christrash. the season in which everyone comes
together to put their christmas trees out on the curb in
anticipation of garbage day. today, i counted at least
seven

grinches rejoice, for Christmas is finally, officially
fucking over


 

online ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-01-04 08:22 [#02615349]
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rest in schnitzels


 

online ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-01-04 11:25 [#02615350]
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the mother in law could not understand that we dont want to
cut down a tree to watch him die slowly in the living room
decorated like a passout drunk weekend at bernies.
what i love though is other people cramming up their windows
and balconies with epileptic viva las vegas junk. the
tackier the better. really gives me a warm feeling.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-06 07:03 [#02615486]
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part of the ritual is to bring the outdoors, indoors.
studies have shown that, with fake trees, there are far less
feels. according to liberal national public radio, so if
they're saying that then it must be true


 

online ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-01-06 08:36 [#02615491]
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proudly presented by your local real tree nursery, regional
economist blah. well i certainly won´t ever have a plastic
tree. i try to avoid plastic everywhere i can because it´s
bad juju. did you know the illegal trash market has a gross
of estimated 15.000.000.000 € in europe a year? one day
you live your happy polish villager life, next day a truck
comes to you backyard and unloads ger and uk trash. and then
another one and another one until hundreds of loads in a few
weeks have turned your home into a landfill. poisoning your
ground water and pestering the air. shit like that actually
happens quite often. makes me sick.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-06 10:40 [#02615493]
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so get a bigger truck and bring it back.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-06 10:41 [#02615494]
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aside from what would make a good bumper sticker

can't you just throw it back over the line? like with leaves
in fall in america?


 

online ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-01-06 10:56 [#02615495]
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wish they could, probably would take them all year to pick
it up and sell their homes for trucks. love the idea tho!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-06 11:16 [#02615496]
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a very large catapult


 

online ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-01-06 14:09 [#02615498]
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that´s it! the infamous shitcatapult!!
what best is the randomness of people getting bombarded with
their own junk. :) to be fair none of us wants our trash on
illegal dumps, but this shit needs to get more attention
imo. i love it when activists dump their finds publicly.
think it just has to be the right scale to really work. lets
say we catapult shit onto a whole part of town, like the
reichstag or downing street. just start filling it day after
day until they get shit done.


 


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