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Has hommie been around recently? I checked his last posts There must be an offshore account somewhere with $350.00 in it keeping this site alive butt I’m very happy for that. I’ve been at this site more than any (besides pron) since 1997 ish or a few years before. I’ve made some incredible phriends and still want that Xlt Island. Good Morning and god bless Idm and Phobiazero! |
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we are on an island ~~~~ziltyland~~~~ whith lots of sunshine, lil bit of rain, hidden beaches and cannabis plantations, lush meadows, crazy coconuts, mushroom picking and the occasional case of cannibalism |
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i'm amazed at how many of us are still here from the aphextwin.nu and autechre.nu days. i wouldn't be surprised if this is one of the "longest boards running while retaining some it's oldest members for the longest period of time ever" on the internet. like can you seriously find a messageboard that even existed before y2k that's still on the net and with original core users still using it? lmao we have users that have outlasted the owner & moderators. (btw i'll totally donate some money to keep this site going if i have to) |
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Mr. hevquip, I agree 💯 bro |
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XLT FOREVER..TNX PHOBS! |
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the locals' pub at the end of the internet |
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i was in two minds to delete my account next year cos of 20 year anniversary, for no particular reason, but now i realise that was a stupid thought, for better 'no particular reasons' vid semi-unrel |
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There are no more stupid reasons on Xlt Be the best idm you can beat yo. |
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fuck off listen to all this dx7 |
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epic why are you cussing |
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didn’t click lol |
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I prefer m.xhamster.com Fcuk. Epix lol |
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Phobzy please take the booster or we're doomed. Unless it's your grand grand kids still maintaining this place for chips and coke. Also hi and <3 from obara |
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happy beginning all |
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xhamster is shit, spankbang is the shit tho |
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xlhamster |
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hahaha, fantastic^^ family friendly boogie woogie, blues, rock ´n roll show this beats the children music i had by miles well at least some of those tracks do |
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get up get and boogie woogie get up get and boogie woogie and woogie woogie woogie woogie woogie woogie woogie woogie woogie woogie |
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this *place* might end up in a Netflix documentary someday. with interviews, original OST by eod, secret admirer, grinning ape etc. we're gonna get rich ! mark my words |
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gonna be a whole series 1st episode: "New to Aphex Twin? Click here mate!" |
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fav upcoming episodes: "messageboard wars" "dupe = b7" |
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that song is eeeeendlesss great rap though, best of 90´s ^^ |
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Hi dudes! I still lurk here about once a year. Nice to see some of the originals still hanging around. I mostly listen to death metal now *shrug* and I haven't made new music in like 10 years. I brew beer and I have an Evangelion podcast. Top Death Metal Bands in my playlist: Blood Incantation Faceless Burial Vomit Forth Undeath Necrot Cave Bastard Stormkeep Witch Vomit holler back dudes! |
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Oh almost forgot! 200 Stabwounds Oxygen Destroyer |
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hi evolume glad you are doing well |
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There’s also chics here mr evolume Hope all is well thanks for the list |
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I can't think of how many years its been since I've been on here but it's a nice surprise to see that it's still running. |
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it´s a marathon thx for the refreshments! |
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SHUTS DOWN NEXT WEEK Xlt done. |
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i'll start posting again once the 260 pixels have been added |
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mads! |
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Hard pass, she’s to skinny You can see her ribs |
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phobiamax! |
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I mostly listen to death metal now *shrug* and I haven't made new music in like 10 years. I brew beer and I have an Evangelion podcast there was an article about how hemorrhagic rabbit fever with 80% mortality rate is clobbering both domestic and wild wabbits. they get a fever and then start to bleed out of their eyes and then my brain clicks off of the news story and i think "that's so metal" |
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i'm not sure how i feel about myself for actually kind of wanting to spot one of those \m/ wabbits. on the one hand, that's kind of messed up. on the other, there are millions of them, and they all poop on my driveway. |
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i was in two minds to delete my account next year cos of 20 year anniversary, for no particular reason, but now i realise that was a stupid thought, for better 'no particular reasons' not only is that like attempting to shoot off your toe because you're tired of having it so long, but the shotgun you'd be attempting with was written in PHP 3.0 and you're presuming deleting your account would work any better than attempting to create a new one i'd prefer if you stuck around because you seem to have a reasonably deep mental crate; just pull out really obscure things from the back. mermaidman lives off of sweet and sour sauce packets and his drops are not nearly as nuanced as thine |
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i would say this board is like that casio i always use in my tracks: it is broken in a very functional and balanced way; the reason it works so well is because it is broken in the goldilocks "just right" zone |
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the one thing i'd really like is for my account to be switched over to the type that can attach images -- a max of like 10kb, i'd presume it used to be something you got with a donation, and, well, that's broken too. the donation functionality itself works fine; checked that out over the holidays myself. maybe i should write an email like "hi please run the single SQL query to flip this flag over in my account lord knows i've donated plenty enough to qualify" but that's, like, effort |
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if i had to guess: phobs a busy man but a bit of a soft touch. like, it's possible this site actually generates honest-to-god beer money, even, but that's not really on the radar. and it's not like you have to shoot old yeller; you can just leave it alone and only intervene if there is a problem. troll spam accounts got out of control; this is too hard to fix. so let's just shut off registrations. oh, the server broke, php is like 4.20 versions ahead, everyone get out back and push it up the hill. shit, you can't search a user's posts now, even if you log in. oh well fuck it. good enough so i feel cutting off new accounts was an accidentally brilliant move. i had no inkling how it'd turn out myself... i just figured, oh, phobs is busy, that's a fucking hell of a problem anyways, vetting new accounts then it becomes a sort of simmering nuclear slag time capsule. this would be a slow and depressing trickle into inactivity if not for the extreme roots of this board; the thousands of dormant accounts that could, theoretically, come back at any moment. someone finally has an idea what they might have changed their password to while drunk ten years ago and and old face gurns again |
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google site search used to be proper. site:xltronic.com and i can utterly not be bothered by how zilty does not even do search... but, then, 2013-14, google tapped out; decided the internet was too hard and let's just be shit. seems like a hard date cutoff was implemented, with anything more than a few weeks stale no longer ever showing up with site:xltronic.com. this is when i wrote my first script to rip the board. utterly redid it like Oct 2020; replaced cumbersome mysql with sqlite. updated it for all the strange edge cases the server migration fomented. scrape avatars and attachments. it's been relatively stable since with the complete lack of development work, which i appreciate. i just run it every now and then to update the gestalt. i'm running it again now; been since start of november! i need all the shitposts from the past two months in an sqlite database because something something someday i'll make a virtual xltronic simulation where it's all just GPT-2 bots of us all chattering with each other and no humans are allowed to intervene |
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sqlitebrowser is very proud it can generate this pdf with trashy fonts; have a giggle. i wanted to paste it as text but i'm not sure it does that am i missing anything important? that does not require login, anyways |
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Hi Guys |
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wats up |
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twats up |
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Hi guys :-) |
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The retirement home of the internet |
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