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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 02:22 [#02625972]
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Ponce Nip


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 02:28 [#02625973]
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Hoarse Whistler


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 02:29 [#02625974]
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Gingerbait


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 02:31 [#02625975]
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Wookie Cookies


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 02:32 [#02625976]
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Whoopi Goldbud


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 02:34 [#02625977]
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Walter Chronquite


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 02:36 [#02625978]
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Rocket Man


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 03:08 [#02625979]
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Indra's Nug
Purple Hazel
Chron of Jericho
Planck Leaf


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 03:09 [#02625980]
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Quantum Leaf


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 03:34 [#02625982]
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Peace Whip
Gen x Debt
Chiouxöfifpspfeul™
Chronya Harding
Dank Pony
Urkle Drops
Wizard Smack
OG Boomer


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 04:19 [#02625984]
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Gram Genie
Grass Onion


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 04:32 [#02625985]
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> Gram Genie

Gram Gear


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 04:33 [#02625986]
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Head Milk


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 05:32 [#02625988]
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Disco Pox
Kief Flint
Montezuma's Reward
Domegrowin
Flower Chord
Green Night
SA Goon x Lemonparty
Emergency Choom
Grass Giant
Toker Face
Muppet Juice


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 05:33 [#02625989]
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Jolly Juggalo


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 05:46 [#02625990]
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Flow Ointment
Weed Warnedu
Stealth Blitz
Space Trees


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 06:07 [#02625991]
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Bubble Scrip
Hash Honey
Thik Woke Toke
Treepastry
C-3P0-SHIT
So-Cal Lubricant
Amazon Basics Platinum Girl Scout Cookies


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-17 06:48 [#02625992]
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Elf Lettuce
Elvish Parsley
Karen's Secret
Dwight's Might-Be Mite-Free
Puff Metal
Grass Elevator
Grandpa Stony
Fibonacci Sequins
Lesbian Dandruff
Brainfeud

i should stop now


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-18 00:36 [#02626007]
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that i've never grown weed and i likely never will due to
being legally scared shitless. but i really believe in my
ability to just annihilate it with New Strain Names and so
i've consolidated it to a list

strains

this allows people to easily share the whole bumpercrop and
optimize my chances that someone will steal one or more of
the names and they will actually become real. please send it
around


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-22 05:23 [#02626087]
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Nine Inch Nugs
Chron Jandy
Newman's Grown
Jurassic Pack
Repeat Extender
Dream Suspenders
Mercy Krill
Verge Gas
Supermarket Sleep
Debbie Reynolds
Barbara Streisand
High Hard
High Hard (With Fronto-temporal Dementia)
Hempoline
Marmalade Nebula
Formula 42
Vibert's Hamartia


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-22 05:24 [#02626088]
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*Verve Gas

freaking tony. get out of my weed name matrix


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-22 05:38 [#02626089]
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> Marmalade Nebula

some of these are just taking the piss. others i really
feel... yeah, that would actually fly. that lewis reminded
me: most strains are named for their parental lineage. i
replied that this was the problem with the world; that one
wanted to go out on a limb. create something decisively new;
like tying off a knot. perhaps, though, i have a compromise,
here: nebula is a good name, and from what i know of the
strain, marmalade nebula is... arguably logical, even. so
alright, fuck it, never mind my ridiculous strain names from
outer space; i've offered one with some proper roots.

but then i'm just trying to get the high score on the arcade
games no one touches; so whatever.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-26 00:57 [#02626172]
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Bruce Tree


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-26 04:55 [#02626174]
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Genghis Khron


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-26 05:42 [#02626178]
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Deuce Chillus


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-26 05:44 [#02626179]
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Heady Gaga


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-26 05:45 [#02626180]
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Blissanthumum


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-03-26 09:07 [#02626186]
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NULL


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-04-15 05:21 [#02626730]
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Tiger Hash
Merkle Tree


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-02-12 16:48 [#02632538]
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- xBindKidneys
- Oven Baby
- Bilirubinugs









unanyways ~ "Bang On" by Propellerheads IS NOW A LEVEL
in the VR music game i've been designing in my head [to be
released: likely never]:

you are the geezer speaking in the intro speaking about
banks and banks of humming machinery: "...hold my hat, would
you? There's a good fellow"

the game then displays a modeless dialogue over your field
of view ~

[GIVE CHARLIE YOUR HAT]

...and because it's how i want games to work, there's no
rush. you're free to go around and fuck with all the
machines for 45 minutes if you so desire [which are sort of
like if doepfer made 50's valve radios]

after you give Charlie your hat then it's [TRY PUSHING THIS
ONE] and then it's like a momentary dissociative blackout
expressed as a mushroom trip

...or, actually, it's like when you're playing
counterstrike, and your internet dies, and you have a
colossal brainfart when out of nowhere you're looping your
looping your looping your

and this is the game mechanic. it stacks loops of the last
few motions you made, leaves trailers, all that, and you
have to escape the level with sequential patterns of motion

after you manage to finally whack another knob, the floor
starts moving like the virtual insanity video, and you have
to start dodging furniture. in loops. it gets progressively
more bizarre and eventually you're jumping over watermelons
on the moving walkways in chicago o'hairport in between
having to throw a steak at a dog and shake the president's
hand, in perfectly timed loops


this made me cry and i'm angry i can't throw furniture and
dogs and presidents and propellerheads at people in VR. i
can't even afford V let alone the R


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-02-12 16:49 [#02632539]
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i certainly can't afford the propellerheads


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-02-12 17:33 [#02632540]
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epic if you searched google for the gayest thread on the
internet this thread would come up first place


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-02-12 17:36 [#02632541]
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gpt-4 would agree too


 


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