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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-12-01 08:42 [#02614327]
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who remembers this?


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-12-02 07:52 [#02614356]
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didnt know this and i was totally hooked until i saw it was
not built for a club. whose place is this?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-12-02 08:36 [#02614358]
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it is the place of the sort of person you see flogging
high-end audiophile stuff to obscenely rich peoples. ears
only go so far; at a certain point noone can tell the
difference. at that point, a sale more depends on someone's
perception. so you wind up with guys that are kind of like
Magic Alex was to the Beatles; snake oil salesmen
essentially. But there's a wrinkle

you can see how someone who consumes massive amounts of
stimulants might actually come to genuinely believe what
they're saying... and, go figure, this makes you very
successful at selling your insane nonsense to rich people --
because you've even convinced yourself.

man claims to have built the world's largest subwoofer and
he might actually not be wrong; i've certainly not seen
bigger. it's a level of obsessive i respect, and also
beautiful in and of itself. i really hope it's not all a
hoax.

so, if this is for real, some genuine talent to build
something impressive, further powering his success with rich
clients, right

but then he's talking about quantum mechanics and how he has
a quantum accelerator in this box here for audio fidelity --
that page is tame compared to some; browse about!

then, inventively, the momentum carries them over the edge.
a howard hughes development, or, no -- in this case, insane
christianity. to wit, a few years back, he deleted his whole
website; replaced it with a doomsday prophecy about how
Jesus was coming back, with a specific date.

the date came and went.

i was hoping he'd put his old website back. i loved it. but
no i think he's done

if it was all a hoax; kudos to sculpting the arc. even the
ending is good


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2021-12-02 10:23 [#02614361]
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the largest horn must be surely stuck up your arse


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-12-02 17:34 [#02614370]
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All that just to listen to a Cliff Richard record


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-12-02 17:34 [#02614371]
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loool


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-12-03 00:09 [#02614392]
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and the smallest horn is between your legs


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2021-12-04 19:16 [#02614451]
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with my horn (and a pill of cialis) you could do the largest
porn, instead


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-12-04 19:46 [#02614453]
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guys pls take photo of your horns next to a ruler so we can
see for sure who's horn is smaller


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-12-04 19:47 [#02614454]
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i'll show mine if you show me yours


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2021-12-04 20:15 [#02614455]
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the horns of jericho


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-12-04 21:17 [#02614456]
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great track


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-12-04 21:21 [#02614457]
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hyper i'll show you mine if you show me yours


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-12-04 21:22 [#02614458]
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whadyou say it's a good deal


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-12-04 21:52 [#02614459]
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you want to see my epic ?
barge pole



 

offline mermaidman on 2021-12-04 22:40 [#02614466]
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goddamn that's some horn you got there


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-12-04 22:49 [#02614467]
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its my oxyplasmic phlange-phallus


 


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