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currently airing is an african girl with exactly the sort of accent you're imagining fumbling her way through an explanation about how she leaks poop, how when she got to school she did not realize it was not normal to leak poop, that the teacher thought she was shitting her so she beat the crap out of her for leaking poop. i am not shitting you, this be the mist they're airing right now i'd tell you more, but i closed the browser tab after about thirty seconds |
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i usually just close it immediately when they're just fapping over 3rd world tragedy porn, but in this case i was just... what. what i kept thinking: no, i must be hearing it wrong, it can't actually be... shit. it really is. my next xlt thred |
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its an evil ploy to make us stop watching the news and buy more products placed in tv shows. says so on wikileaks. |
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oh, i dunno. i did put it on still in the first place, right? and kind of indicated this happens regularly and i still bother? with NPR and such. for-profit news, the for-profit part is always a towering overseer in the background, even if the individuals within do their best they do these sort of interview/profile bits on all sorts, like how the first mountain climbers out in yosemite in the 60s discovered a recently-crashed plane up in some mountain like stuffed with thousands of kilos of weed some stories are quite gripping. i imagine Leaking Poop Girl is just supposed to be Gripping but also We're Journalists And You Need To Know How Bad It Is ...i know, thanks. and it's not like they've provided any reasonable course of action for me to address pelvic floor issues in impoverished nations. hell, i'd worry about feeding them first if i had a say but i don't. and why fill myself with dismal shit i have no control over? sounds like a recipe that would breed apathy and depression equal measures. i guess i've learned to be very decisive about shutting such things off -- 3rd world tragedy porn etc but i'm dragging this thread off topic. that i turned on the BBC and some girl with a thick ethnic accent is all "i leak poop" "i did not understand that leaking poop was not normal" in her accent, and, i dunno, isn't this the job of sky news [english fox news, yes?], or such? picking poo out of peanuts? |
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do they have the shipping forecast on there? |
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tune out the fucking noise, listen just to the shipping forecast, and think about all those optic fibres and satellite links crossing the globe |
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marketplace does a per-show report on the number of cargo ships constipated off the coast of san fran? |
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tonight i am hearing from a man from madagascar. he is having trouble feeding his 12 children. in fact, he continues, a few days ago, four of them died. it is not clear if he started with 16 and now has 12 or started with 12 and now has 8. either way, given the child-bearing years of a woman in this economic climate, dude is just blindly maxing it out, then complaining about the cost? but, no, some woman in the segment says, "i hope rain comes, because if not, what happens to us, only Jesus Knows" and yeah the problem here is probably catholicism; birth control is against The Jesus |
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