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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2021-11-28 03:03 [#02614215]
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sometime next week, i will poop on your lawn circa 2am.
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big
from lsg on 2021-11-28 16:41 [#02614230]
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can't you be more specific, or are you fine with pooping together?
(poop is good for grass)
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RussellDust
on 2021-11-28 18:36 [#02614234]
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Take a picture of the marlawn once you’ve done your business!
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RussellDust
on 2021-11-28 18:36 [#02614235]
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How the flying fuck can he be more specific?
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RussellDust
on 2021-11-28 18:37 [#02614236]
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Do you want to know what he’ll be wearing?
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RussellDust
on 2021-11-28 18:38 [#02614237]
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WHAT THE FUCK BIG
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RussellDust
on 2021-11-28 18:39 [#02614238]
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Go back to saving the world by evaluating and judging people!
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mermaidman
on 2021-11-28 18:44 [#02614240]
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big when you ask are you fine with pooping together do you mean you'd like to poop on marlowe's lawn as well?
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RussellDust
on 2021-11-28 18:54 [#02614243]
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Fuck it, let’s make an event out of this.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2021-11-28 19:12 [#02614244]
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Sondheim eat your heart out.
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big
from lsg on 2021-11-28 20:18 [#02614247]
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yes
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big
from lsg on 2021-11-28 20:24 [#02614249]
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could also be a human centipede kind of thing, if you're into that
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mermaidman
on 2021-11-28 20:25 [#02614251]
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ohhh!
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-28 21:11 [#02614253]
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get in line for the zilty human conga centipede
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mermaidman
on 2021-11-28 21:58 [#02614254]
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guys i think it would be nicer if we hold hands and poop in sync
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-28 22:04 [#02614255]
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shit for domination in a round robin knock out tournament 2 opponents cheek to cheek, whoever shits their turd into the others anus first wins
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-28 22:05 [#02614256]
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we could have a soundtrack to Steven Sondheim show tunes playing in the background
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-28 22:06 [#02614257]
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LAZY_TITLE
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-28 22:56 [#02614258]
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I think this is how the leader of the conservative party is chosen
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big
from lsg on 2021-11-29 08:59 [#02614263]
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though this planning stage is fun, it's important to eventually get to the actual pooping. i've been holding it in now for almost a day
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mermaidman
on 2021-11-29 10:09 [#02614264]
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big it might be a good idea to poop this one and hold your next poop
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2021-11-29 11:36 [#02614265]
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is it to be a poop pageant then
big's woke logs vs. epic's techno turds
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big
from lsg on 2021-11-29 11:40 [#02614266]
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i'm still going strong! 💪✨
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mermaidman
on 2021-11-29 11:44 [#02614267]
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actually i just received message that the day of poop which is also referred to as dop will be announced one week prior to dop so you can decide on your diet and when you'd like to start holding your poop
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big
from lsg on 2021-11-29 12:41 [#02614268]
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poetic ♥️💩
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big
from lsg on 2021-11-29 12:42 [#02614269]
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points will be for style, volume and shape
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mermaidman
on 2021-11-29 12:52 [#02614270]
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the best will be awarded the marlpoop prize
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mermaidman
on 2021-11-29 12:56 [#02614271]
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the jury consists of phobiazero, belb and ampi max the award ceremony will take place right after the poop ritual
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2021-11-29 13:37 [#02614272]
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hope you've all been eating plenty of fibre
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2021-11-29 13:46 [#02614274]
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The thing I enjoy most is how you guys are all the ones who are probably outdated bitter men in their 40s who never had the courage to kill themselves twenty years ago when you really wanted to, so have turned Xltronic into the graveyard of your lives & personalities.
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2021-11-29 14:13 [#02614275]
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marlowe, cheer up! it's good for your lawn
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mermaidman
on 2021-11-29 14:15 [#02614276]
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this majestic ritual will take place on your lawn annually yet you're crying like a little baby
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mermaidman
on 2021-11-29 14:18 [#02614277]
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international press will be there also
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mermaidman
on 2021-11-29 14:41 [#02614278]
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epic will probably trip and fall as he enters the ceremony cause he's fuckinh high
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-29 15:03 [#02614279]
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I think I will win, cos by the time ive finished listening to Drukqs ive usually baked a massive Sondheim then its time to call the plumber out
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mermaidman
on 2021-11-29 15:31 [#02614280]
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yeah i'd bet on you if i wasn't a contender myself
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mermaidman
on 2021-11-29 15:32 [#02614281]
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i mean i'd still bet on you if it is allowed
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-29 15:40 [#02614282]
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you can if you want! im brewing a bowl bastard right at this moment!
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big
from lsg on 2021-11-30 15:06 [#02614304]
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yeah! this is the big xlt event that this site needs. next year can be my lawn (actually will need to be in municipality bushes, but that's close enough)
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mermaidman
on 2021-11-30 15:25 [#02614305]
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sorry but i'm not in unless it's marlowe's lawn i mean does the cannes festival change location every year?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-30 17:28 [#02614306]
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When is round two of masturbating onto a quadriplegic down syndrome in the conservatory?
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big
from lsg on 2021-11-30 17:44 [#02614307]
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a solid argument
i'm fine if we keep focus on our main goal: bringing together fans of excellent electronic music from allover the world, through pooping on a lawn
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mermaidman
on 2021-11-30 20:11 [#02614308]
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very good!
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mermaidman
on 2021-11-30 20:11 [#02614309]
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uhh... when is it?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-30 20:12 [#02614310]
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I think Aliens will only visit when we erect some sort of gigantic turd obelisk
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-30 20:13 [#02614311]
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its after the paintball the squirrels with the human sized testicles round
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-30 20:17 [#02614312]
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but prior to the stretch your foreskin over a satsuma bonus round
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mermaidman
on 2021-11-30 20:59 [#02614316]
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sure hyper i'll take your word for it
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-30 21:14 [#02614317]
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Jimmy Tarbuck is doing the adjudicating
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-30 23:32 [#02614318]
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LAZY_TITLE we can have this on a massive projector
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