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sometime next week, i will poop on your lawn circa 2am. |
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can't you be more specific, or are you fine with pooping together? (poop is good for grass) |
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Take a picture of the marlawn once you’ve done your business! |
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How the flying fuck can he be more specific? |
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Do you want to know what he’ll be wearing? |
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WHAT THE FUCK BIG |
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Go back to saving the world by evaluating and judging people! |
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big when you ask are you fine with pooping together do you mean you'd like to poop on marlowe's lawn as well? |
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Fuck it, let’s make an event out of this. |
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Sondheim eat your heart out. |
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yes |
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could also be a human centipede kind of thing, if you're into that |
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ohhh! |
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get in line for the zilty human conga centipede |
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guys i think it would be nicer if we hold hands and poop in sync |
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shit for domination in a round robin knock out tournament 2 opponents cheek to cheek, whoever shits their turd into the others anus first wins |
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we could have a soundtrack to Steven Sondheim show tunes playing in the background |
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I think this is how the leader of the conservative party is chosen |
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though this planning stage is fun, it's important to eventually get to the actual pooping. i've been holding it in now for almost a day |
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big it might be a good idea to poop this one and hold your next poop |
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is it to be a poop pageant then big's woke logs vs. epic's techno turds |
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i'm still going strong! 💪✨ |
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actually i just received message that the day of poop which is also referred to as dop will be announced one week prior to dop so you can decide on your diet and when you'd like to start holding your poop |
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poetic ♥️💩 |
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points will be for style, volume and shape |
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the best will be awarded the marlpoop prize |
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the jury consists of phobiazero, belb and ampi max the award ceremony will take place right after the poop ritual |
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hope you've all been eating plenty of fibre |
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The thing I enjoy most is how you guys are all the ones who are probably outdated bitter men in their 40s who never had the courage to kill themselves twenty years ago when you really wanted to, so have turned Xltronic into the graveyard of your lives & personalities. |
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marlowe, cheer up! it's good for your lawn |
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this majestic ritual will take place on your lawn annually yet you're crying like a little baby |
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international press will be there also |
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epic will probably trip and fall as he enters the ceremony cause he's fuckinh high |
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I think I will win, cos by the time ive finished listening to Drukqs ive usually baked a massive Sondheim then its time to call the plumber out |
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yeah i'd bet on you if i wasn't a contender myself |
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i mean i'd still bet on you if it is allowed |
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you can if you want! im brewing a bowl bastard right at this moment! |
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yeah! this is the big xlt event that this site needs. next year can be my lawn (actually will need to be in municipality bushes, but that's close enough) |
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sorry but i'm not in unless it's marlowe's lawn i mean does the cannes festival change location every year? |
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When is round two of masturbating onto a quadriplegic down syndrome in the conservatory? |
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a solid argument i'm fine if we keep focus on our main goal: bringing together fans of excellent electronic music from allover the world, through pooping on a lawn |
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very good! |
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uhh... when is it? |
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I think Aliens will only visit when we erect some sort of gigantic turd obelisk |
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its after the paintball the squirrels with the human sized testicles round |
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but prior to the stretch your foreskin over a satsuma bonus round |
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sure hyper i'll take your word for it |
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Jimmy Tarbuck is doing the adjudicating |
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we can have this on a massive projector |
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