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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-05 19:16 [#02613398]
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had a dream i was having a piss, thank god i woke up before
i pissed the bed


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2021-11-05 19:19 [#02613399]
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yeah, those dreams are always a risk, it's a miracle if you
manage not to piss


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-05 19:21 [#02613402]
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Yeah i know was thinking that, i was checking the bed and
pants thinking jesus that was a lucky escape, I might have
electrocuted myself cos i had the electric blanket on.
Imagine that on my obituary


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2021-11-05 19:23 [#02613403]
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lol strange way to die, imagine the headlines


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-05 19:23 [#02613404]
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it was a very realistic dream as well, guess my bladder was
sending a report to my brain to wake the fuck up. Was weird
i was in some outdoor urinal, i think it was a cold day a
brick wall and i was pissing onto some sort of sponge above
the urinal itself and people were walking past but
thankfully not looking at my knob


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-05 19:24 [#02613405]
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local cunt dies in spectacular piss inferno


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2021-11-05 19:25 [#02613406]
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or

Burnt by his own piss


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-05 19:30 [#02613407]
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piss dreams turn to nightmares as mans pubic hair is
engulfed in electric sparks


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-05 19:30 [#02613408]
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im sure stuff like this happenes embarassing deaths but they
cover it up for the sake of the families


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2021-11-05 19:30 [#02613409]
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xD


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-05 19:33 [#02613411]
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i remember when that guy cut off his own head with a
chainsaw


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2021-11-05 19:37 [#02613412]
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well that's slightly less comforting than your pissing
stories


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-05 19:48 [#02613416]
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yeah thats not a dream to have with a electric breadknife in
your house, i sleepwalk sometimes as well. Mum reckons i
crowed like a cockerel when i was asleep once as she opened
the curtains


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2021-11-05 19:54 [#02613417]
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have you reached the age where you have to get up in the
night to go to the loo?


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2021-11-05 19:56 [#02613419]
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Did this ever happen to one of you? Dreaming of pissing the
bed and then actually pissing the bed?


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-11-05 19:57 [#02613420]
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i piss in my dream all the time but never wet the bed


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-11-05 19:57 [#02613421]
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YET


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2021-11-05 20:01 [#02613424]
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It happened to me once, when I was pretty drunk. Also two
friends of mine pissed into others friends rooms, but they
actually sleepwalked around a bit. And one guy pissed on a
friends couch


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2021-11-05 20:07 [#02613427]
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when people are drunk their subconscious has less control of
their body, hence all the pissing and choking on vomit.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2021-11-05 20:11 [#02613428]
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Gosh, that makes me think of that one time I passed out
drunk. Luckily I already puked out of the cab. But I
remember waking up lying outside corner of my parents house.
My dad still found some change there years after


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-05 20:12 [#02613429]
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generally i have a piss before bed and im alright then


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-05 20:13 [#02613430]
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anyone dream of doing a big turd and woken up with a big
steaming log in their undercrackers, thankfully i haven't


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-05 20:13 [#02613431]
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The one time i remember pissing myself was seeing police
academy 2, the gang scene in the zoo really scared me, my
parents put on a rubber protector after that


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2021-11-05 20:22 [#02613432]
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Well that one time I was sick and took some medication at
the doctor. Somehow that gave me poopalitis. Problem was I
was already on the street and was living on the highest
floor. I pressed my cheeks together and ran like a sweaty
Pavian. But I missed the finish line just by a few steps. It
all arrived in my pants with an explosive fart. It made me
laugh. But I had to throw my underwear away


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-05 20:35 [#02613433]
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oh dear, i bet someone somewhere has done explosive shits in
a policemans face by accident or something


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2021-11-05 20:38 [#02613434]
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😊


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-11-05 20:38 [#02613435]
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just what i needed to read before going to bed,
thx guys!!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2021-11-05 20:39 [#02613436]
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shit and piss
piss and shit


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-05 20:52 [#02613438]
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sorry if you wake up in a warm puddle it probably will be my
fault


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-05 20:54 [#02613440]
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imagine if you have a dream were you are eating warm swiss
roll or something...


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-11-05 21:03 [#02613441]
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last night´s dream was quite decent,
ill try to build onto that :)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-05 21:07 [#02613442]
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were you drinking milk from a gigantic pink sphere?


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-11-06 12:28 [#02613468]
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like a true mammal, nah
i woke up that night with a bad back and took some
painkillers, then, it was like this: i was in a vacation
with my gf and we were in a spa beneath a small town,
walking through water in medieval cavernlike cisterns, we
then had lunch at the restaurant which was (along with the
spa) run by the twin sisters i actually saw on the street
that day. my gf asked them to offer me a new job at their
place and they did and i took it. what would you have done?



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-06 18:57 [#02613473]
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im envious of your dreams, they seem very pleasant!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-06 18:58 [#02613474]
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my dreams are usual something like being suspended in a
silent black void of infinite dimensions while colossal
icy/slime covered tentacles of an eldritch being paw at my
legs


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-11-06 20:44 [#02613481]
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do you have any sort of squidgy pets?
gotta say havent had any bad dreams for a long time
and it better stay that way.
had my fair share of fear, now im back to the happy naive
bloke i am meant to be. though im not always appreciative,
life is pretty darn good these days.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-06 20:49 [#02613483]
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no pets anymore sadly, actually I don't have bad dreams
really, i don't really dream at all generally, i think i
probably have some sort of brain damage that prevents me
from dreaming or remembering dreams, the one where i needed
a piss was a real rarity


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-11-06 21:11 [#02613484]
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good that was out of the usual then.
i guess not remebering dreams is rather common.
probably just means your rem phase is far from the moment
you wake up, which i beleive could be a sign for healthy
sleep. i mostly remember dreams when i wake up during the
night or my alarm rings me from deep sleep. but as long as i
have my internal clock knowing when to get up or turn around
for seconds on days off i dont remember anything either. id
like though. usually its quite funny and miraculous.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-06 21:16 [#02613485]
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yeah i remember them when im woke up prematurely usually, so
i suppose they must be happening a fair distance, timewise
from when i wake up


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2021-11-08 05:23 [#02613506]
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i don't like dreams where i have to wipe in front of
everybody (because for some reason the toilet is always out
in the open)

the pissing dreams are even worse when you wake up from one
with an erection you got in your sleep to prevent you from
pissing and it absolutely won't go away. sometimes i try
punching it, but then i just end up with a sore boner.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-08 06:20 [#02613507]
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pissing with a stiffy is awful, sometimes it creates 2
streams cos of the high pressure and piss gets everywhere,
luckily this never happens now cos im older


 

offline RussellDust on 2021-11-08 22:56 [#02613510]
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I dreamt I was peeing once. I woke up soaked. Probably says
a lot about dreams.


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-11-09 13:05 [#02613516]
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probably says a lot about your pelvic muscles grampa LOL!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-11-09 15:04 [#02613518]
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yeah i try and always go the toilet before bed to prevent
that sort of thing!

My mate Colin sleptwalk and pissed into his sister wardrobe
after he had been drinking once


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-11-10 04:58 [#02613530]
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i can't escape the suspicion this is all a sly ploy to pal
up to richard. i distinctly remember the space age bachelor
interview, in which he is all -- oh, yes, i hate drunk
dreams. they just keep looping. then i just have to pee over
and over." The interviewer replies, "Oh, yes, you have to be
careful to not piss yourself," or such, and he's all "Oh yes
I have to wake myself up or I would"

don't know what to say except i just pee before i go to bed
and have never had such hangups.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-11-10 05:01 [#02613531]
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or maybe the interviewer spoke of drinking glasses of water
over and over and then richard brought up the pissing angle.
in fact that feels more like it

lannerlog chronicles needs a deep dive on whether allowing
yourself to piss in a dream can actually cause you to piss
yourself.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-11-10 05:29 [#02613532]
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All the young lads refusing to pee before bedtime so they
can dream like the aphex twin


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-11-10 05:59 [#02613533]
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it's a podcast, i'm afraid. i imagine a piece NPR would do.
you have a host introducing the subject in some colorful
way: a precisely chosen, cherry-picked vignette to draw you
in. Then the host introduces the guests: someone from
Harvard or Johns Hopkins who listens to teh afx and is
willing to indulge this nonsense [because fuck me if this
might not have people who base their entire career on it].
Next you have a Genuine Sufferer. Then third, a wildcard to
taste


 


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