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had a dream i was having a piss, thank god i woke up before i pissed the bed |
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yeah, those dreams are always a risk, it's a miracle if you manage not to piss |
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Yeah i know was thinking that, i was checking the bed and pants thinking jesus that was a lucky escape, I might have electrocuted myself cos i had the electric blanket on. Imagine that on my obituary |
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lol strange way to die, imagine the headlines |
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it was a very realistic dream as well, guess my bladder was sending a report to my brain to wake the fuck up. Was weird i was in some outdoor urinal, i think it was a cold day a brick wall and i was pissing onto some sort of sponge above the urinal itself and people were walking past but thankfully not looking at my knob |
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local cunt dies in spectacular piss inferno |
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or Burnt by his own piss |
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piss dreams turn to nightmares as mans pubic hair is engulfed in electric sparks |
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im sure stuff like this happenes embarassing deaths but they cover it up for the sake of the families |
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xD |
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i remember when that guy cut off his own head with a chainsaw |
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well that's slightly less comforting than your pissing stories |
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yeah thats not a dream to have with a electric breadknife in your house, i sleepwalk sometimes as well. Mum reckons i crowed like a cockerel when i was asleep once as she opened the curtains |
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have you reached the age where you have to get up in the night to go to the loo? |
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Did this ever happen to one of you? Dreaming of pissing the bed and then actually pissing the bed? |
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i piss in my dream all the time but never wet the bed |
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YET |
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It happened to me once, when I was pretty drunk. Also two friends of mine pissed into others friends rooms, but they actually sleepwalked around a bit. And one guy pissed on a friends couch |
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when people are drunk their subconscious has less control of their body, hence all the pissing and choking on vomit. |
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Gosh, that makes me think of that one time I passed out drunk. Luckily I already puked out of the cab. But I remember waking up lying outside corner of my parents house. My dad still found some change there years after |
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generally i have a piss before bed and im alright then |
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anyone dream of doing a big turd and woken up with a big steaming log in their undercrackers, thankfully i haven't |
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The one time i remember pissing myself was seeing police academy 2, the gang scene in the zoo really scared me, my parents put on a rubber protector after that |
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Well that one time I was sick and took some medication at the doctor. Somehow that gave me poopalitis. Problem was I was already on the street and was living on the highest floor. I pressed my cheeks together and ran like a sweaty Pavian. But I missed the finish line just by a few steps. It all arrived in my pants with an explosive fart. It made me laugh. But I had to throw my underwear away |
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oh dear, i bet someone somewhere has done explosive shits in a policemans face by accident or something |
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😊 |
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just what i needed to read before going to bed, thx guys!! |
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shit and piss piss and shit |
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sorry if you wake up in a warm puddle it probably will be my fault |
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imagine if you have a dream were you are eating warm swiss roll or something... |
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last night´s dream was quite decent, ill try to build onto that :) |
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were you drinking milk from a gigantic pink sphere? |
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like a true mammal, nah i woke up that night with a bad back and took some painkillers, then, it was like this: i was in a vacation with my gf and we were in a spa beneath a small town, walking through water in medieval cavernlike cisterns, we then had lunch at the restaurant which was (along with the spa) run by the twin sisters i actually saw on the street that day. my gf asked them to offer me a new job at their place and they did and i took it. what would you have done? |
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im envious of your dreams, they seem very pleasant! |
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my dreams are usual something like being suspended in a silent black void of infinite dimensions while colossal icy/slime covered tentacles of an eldritch being paw at my legs |
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do you have any sort of squidgy pets? gotta say havent had any bad dreams for a long time and it better stay that way. had my fair share of fear, now im back to the happy naive bloke i am meant to be. though im not always appreciative, life is pretty darn good these days. |
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no pets anymore sadly, actually I don't have bad dreams really, i don't really dream at all generally, i think i probably have some sort of brain damage that prevents me from dreaming or remembering dreams, the one where i needed a piss was a real rarity |
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good that was out of the usual then. i guess not remebering dreams is rather common. probably just means your rem phase is far from the moment you wake up, which i beleive could be a sign for healthy sleep. i mostly remember dreams when i wake up during the night or my alarm rings me from deep sleep. but as long as i have my internal clock knowing when to get up or turn around for seconds on days off i dont remember anything either. id like though. usually its quite funny and miraculous. |
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yeah i remember them when im woke up prematurely usually, so i suppose they must be happening a fair distance, timewise from when i wake up |
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i don't like dreams where i have to wipe in front of everybody (because for some reason the toilet is always out in the open) the pissing dreams are even worse when you wake up from one with an erection you got in your sleep to prevent you from pissing and it absolutely won't go away. sometimes i try punching it, but then i just end up with a sore boner. |
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pissing with a stiffy is awful, sometimes it creates 2 streams cos of the high pressure and piss gets everywhere, luckily this never happens now cos im older |
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I dreamt I was peeing once. I woke up soaked. Probably says a lot about dreams. |
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probably says a lot about your pelvic muscles grampa LOL! |
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yeah i try and always go the toilet before bed to prevent that sort of thing! My mate Colin sleptwalk and pissed into his sister wardrobe after he had been drinking once |
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i can't escape the suspicion this is all a sly ploy to pal up to richard. i distinctly remember the space age bachelor interview, in which he is all -- oh, yes, i hate drunk dreams. they just keep looping. then i just have to pee over and over." The interviewer replies, "Oh, yes, you have to be careful to not piss yourself," or such, and he's all "Oh yes I have to wake myself up or I would" don't know what to say except i just pee before i go to bed and have never had such hangups. |
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or maybe the interviewer spoke of drinking glasses of water over and over and then richard brought up the pissing angle. in fact that feels more like it lannerlog chronicles needs a deep dive on whether allowing yourself to piss in a dream can actually cause you to piss yourself. |
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All the young lads refusing to pee before bedtime so they can dream like the aphex twin |
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it's a podcast, i'm afraid. i imagine a piece NPR would do. you have a host introducing the subject in some colorful way: a precisely chosen, cherry-picked vignette to draw you in. Then the host introduces the guests: someone from Harvard or Johns Hopkins who listens to teh afx and is willing to indulge this nonsense [because fuck me if this might not have people who base their entire career on it]. Next you have a Genuine Sufferer. Then third, a wildcard to taste |
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