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Hey guys my name's Marlowe

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2021-10-27 02:57 [#02613100]
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group: HI MARLOWE!

"yeah... well I'm here today because I've been told that
nobody likes me..."

group leader: Now that can't be true....

"Nah. It is. See... I only really listen to pretentious
obscure music from the late 70s..."

group leader: eeek yeah that it is pretty bad. we all make
mistakes though. keep going.

"yeah and I learned how to play the piano at a young age but
no one has ever finished listening to one of my songs
because I've never written an interesting melody of my own"

group leader: "oh, come down, let's have a listen!*
*listens and turns it off after less than a minute.* that
was good, you shouldn't be too hard on yourself!

"thanks I spent a lot of time on that. I'm part of a
community that used to have 1000 members posting every day.
Now there's about 5 and only one of them can tolerate me."

group leader: I'm starting to see why

"yeah I camp out death notices and post RIP notices for 95
year old avant garde artists. Also I tend to call everyone
who has ever disagreed a piece of shit."

group leader: because you were molested as a child?


group leader: it's ok Marlowe. I mean you *aren't*
particularly likeable. it's probably your fault


group leader: you can go now, Marlowe.

"like go home? they don't like me there either"

group leader: yeah I mean this session is for people who
don't completely fucking suck.

"oh ok."


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-10-27 03:08 [#02613103]
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who is group leader
never seen him/her/it/them/we/us post here


offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2021-10-27 03:20 [#02613108]
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you would think its phobiazero or tunemx but it's actually
lesser known moderator Ceri JC.


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-10-27 05:07 [#02613120]
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what is the JC for


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2021-10-27 10:16 [#02613131]
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jarvis cocker


offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2021-10-27 12:58 [#02613135]
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It didn't take long for your amazing conscious expansion to
shrivel up when your ego got offended, you phoney charlatan.


offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2021-10-27 13:34 [#02613136]
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your drug nerd thread was very silly though


offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2021-10-27 13:44 [#02613137]
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Rain droplets shook free of Marlowe's clenched his fists as
he walked down the alley. His girlfriend followed a few
paces back. "Why can't they see how much BETTER I am than
all of them? My taste in music, my political philosophies...
they're all a bunch of... phoney charlatans! The

A gust of wind snatched the rest of the words away. She'd
heard it all before. She didn't know if she was still with
him out of routine, or because she simply hated herself. A
car crossed in front of them. A happy couple inside. She
wanted to cry. Maybe Marlowe wouldn't notice in the rain.

Something rustled near their feet. A fetid, dirt caked
homeless man was peering out from behind some trash bags. He
raised a shaking hand and pointed his finger at Marlow. "Who
the fuck is that idiot?" the man said in a raspy voice.

"Poor thing! You must be freezing!" Marlowe's girlfriend
knelt down to put her coat over the man. As she did so their
eyes locked. There was a beauty in them she'd never seen.
There was life.

"He's nobody. Let's get out of here."

Marlowe stood, dumbfounded as his girlfriend walked away
with the stinking hobo. As the turned out of the alley he
could hear him say "That guy fucking sucked!"


offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2021-10-27 14:10 [#02613138]
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how much is your bay area rent wolfslice


offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2021-10-27 14:36 [#02613139]
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I have a house in Fresno (central california), pay 900 a
month in mortgage. Lived there for most of the last 13
years. I still often make the 3 hour drive work in the Bay
though, but my gf (10+ years, prolly just read it as wife)
and I stay at my mom's house in the Palo Alto area when I'm
in town. If I was to rent there, it'd be $2,500+ a month. A
lot of my coworkers rent in San Jose for about $1800.

Sorry, I can't remember where you're generally located? if
you're inclined to say.


offline mermaidman on 2021-10-27 19:32 [#02613141]
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guys why did you stop it was just starting to get fun! :(
you can't just tease and then stop like that


offline mermaidman on 2021-10-27 19:33 [#02613142]
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booo thumbs down


offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2021-10-28 10:11 [#02613161]
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Sorry but how can one be a phoney charlatan? I'm a pretend


offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2021-10-29 14:35 [#02613179]
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i tried but his mortgage is relatively reasonable :(


offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2021-10-29 23:55 [#02613186]
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Yeah I don't feel like writing any more. Honestly I want the
thread to go away. It did it's job. It's not about making
Marlowe feel bad, but rather creating a conditioned response
so overwhelmingly negative that he stops instigating his
stupid fucking ego driven bullshit.

Phoney Charlatan? I never purported to be anything at all,
and certainly didn't claim any lasting consciousness
expansion from a 20 minute full throttle DMT trip. Putting
aside that I'm not even sure you CAN have that sort of
experience with DMT in it's straight up, non-MAOI
accompanied form, I'm quite sure Marlowe believes the end
game of psychedelics are breaking yourself down until you
hold nothing but collectivistic good will, you become a
commune loving hippie. Or hipster in his case. Because
that's where his trips end up.

I think psychedelics don't tell you anything at all. They
just reveal yourself to yourself. I've never had a trip
where I wasn't an individualist, anti-authoritarian cynic
before, during, and after the trip... because if I'm
claiming to be anything, that's all I'm claiming. That's who
I am.

Trying to explain stuff like that to Marlowe is pointless.
The most he's capable of is throwing out one unresponsive
line throwing an easy label at you, because he thinks simply
thinks he's better. That's what a piece of shit does, and
he's only gotten worse in the last decade. Whatever though.
I have more stories I can write if he tries it again.


offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2021-10-30 00:08 [#02613187]
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I miss w M w man. It's not the same without him. For all his
weirdness, you could never call him a pretentious asshole. I
had a few good years here where all I did was chat with him
and freqy, remixing his tracks. Better days.

This one is still my favorite.


offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-10-30 21:38 [#02613207]
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i will try my best to up my weirdness game.
those two were fun indeed.


offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2021-10-31 09:13 [#02613212]
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there will always be a w m w keepin it real amongst us


offline Falito from central K > I on 2021-11-01 00:45 [#02613222]
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That user was hyperº w M w
freqy happy a lot to read the post writes,
I enjoy these days…


offline Falito from central K > I on 2021-11-01 00:46 [#02613224]
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and you , still with all that megawords conversations
Hi everyone


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-11-01 07:23 [#02613226]
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who or wat is a wolfslice


offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2021-11-01 11:12 [#02613254]
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hi Falito


offline obara from the one I'm in now on 2021-11-01 11:52 [#02613256]
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huhu !


offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2021-11-01 19:16 [#02613261]
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drugs sound boring as shit i have to say


offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2021-11-02 02:15 [#02613270]
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Hi mohomad!
Hi falito!
Hi obara!
Hi mapatazee (not in the thread but said what up on
I'm really glad all you guys are still kicking <3

epic: a wolfslice is a deeply, deeply sexual being. you
probably wouldn't understand. is an epicmegatrax a

daruis: yeah well it depends on the drug, the setting, how
long its been since your last time etc. I've never even
tried coke, meth or any of the powders (fear of addiction),
so I dunno about those. No shot you'd bored in a dark room
even for 8 hours straight with LSD, autechre, headphones. No
shot. The mind is bent too much. It's also been shown
through fMRIs that the part of your brain that GETS bored,
the default problem solving part that is generating your
cognitive experience right now, is almost completely shut
down on a heavy tryptamine pyschedelic like acid or
mushrooms. Instead you're making new connections everywhere
between odd parts of the brain. And music has never, ever
sounded like THAT before. Not recommending it because it can
also be frightening and deeply introspective-- but boring?
Not pyschs, not unless you're taking them all the time like
a retard.


offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2021-11-02 04:13 [#02613273]
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If you really read w M w's posts, and looked beyond his
squid-ink like humor as denfense persona that he inhabited
for literally 20 years,

you found a deeply intelligent, and deeply wounded human
individual underneath. I called him a friend, as close to
anyone could get to him here. I hope to shit that he's doing
well. Maybe he finally got laid


offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2021-11-02 05:43 [#02613274]
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i'm never bored


offline Falito from central K > I on 2021-11-02 15:41 [#02613276]
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Hi Mohamed
hu hu hu Obi


offline RussellDust on 2021-11-02 17:42 [#02613278]
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Except by drugs!


offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2021-11-03 05:21 [#02613322]
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oh fuck!


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