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Exploding elephant cock
 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-10-10 22:14 [#02612613]
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...in your grandads ass


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-10-10 22:38 [#02612615]
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when you say exploding do you mean ejaculation?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-10-10 22:58 [#02612618]
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could be but was thinking more like an incendiary bomb up
the jacksie, smeg and fragments of anus flying everywhere in
a cataclysmic flatulence


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-10-10 22:59 [#02612619]
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"its how he would have wanted to go"


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-10-10 23:18 [#02612620]
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sounds very majestic


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-10-11 00:44 [#02612621]
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yeah and Noel Edmonds would be in a paddling pool with
posing pouch on, really 70s decor and a massive grey 'flan'
of smeg would smash into his face at 500 mph taking his head
clean off


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-10-11 00:46 [#02612622]
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elephant smeg shrapnel,



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-10-11 01:08 [#02612623]
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And Bergerac would be on the old wood grain PYE CRT TV in
the corner, the Theme playing


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-10-11 01:13 [#02612624]
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and Limahl would be in the corner on top of a half a step
ladder weeping into a suitcase full of cardigans


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-10-11 03:32 [#02612625]
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big bastard donkey balls


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-10-11 09:46 [#02612626]
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an advantage of having a tiny penis is your testicles look
bigger


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-10-11 09:46 [#02612627]
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if they are regular size testicles


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-10-11 21:14 [#02612631]
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if you have massive knackers and a micro phallus it looks
like you have a pair of castanets made from pigskin down
your slacks


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2021-10-13 02:12 [#02612656]
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I have a tiny penis and very small balls but I more than
make up for that by having the record for worlds largest
prostate.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-10-13 02:29 [#02612657]
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does it looke like one of these? LAZY_TITLE bouncing on
your prolapsed rectum like a bungee cord


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-10-13 22:20 [#02612695]
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it's a ripe prostate also hairy too


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-10-13 22:23 [#02612696]
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you could twerk with that thing


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-10-14 03:00 [#02612698]
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ah you noticed it was a gigantic prostate with a built in
minge too, a marvel of nature

LAZY_TITLE

The tree has a massive Linford Christie on it as well


 


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