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...in your grandads ass |
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when you say exploding do you mean ejaculation? |
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could be but was thinking more like an incendiary bomb up the jacksie, smeg and fragments of anus flying everywhere in a cataclysmic flatulence |
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"its how he would have wanted to go" |
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sounds very majestic |
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yeah and Noel Edmonds would be in a paddling pool with posing pouch on, really 70s decor and a massive grey 'flan' of smeg would smash into his face at 500 mph taking his head clean off |
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elephant smeg shrapnel, |
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And Bergerac would be on the old wood grain PYE CRT TV in the corner, the Theme playing |
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and Limahl would be in the corner on top of a half a step ladder weeping into a suitcase full of cardigans |
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big bastard donkey balls |
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an advantage of having a tiny penis is your testicles look bigger |
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if they are regular size testicles |
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if you have massive knackers and a micro phallus it looks like you have a pair of castanets made from pigskin down your slacks |
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I have a tiny penis and very small balls but I more than make up for that by having the record for worlds largest prostate. |
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does it looke like one of these? bouncing on your prolapsed rectum like a bungee cord |
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it's a ripe prostate also hairy too |
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you could twerk with that thing |
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ah you noticed it was a gigantic prostate with a built in minge too, a marvel of nature The tree has a massive Linford Christie on it as well |
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