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guys do you have a line on your taint that connects your testicles to your anus?? |
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are you a palm reader but instead of palms you read arseholes? i don't know ive never bothered looking! |
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are you sure you want to die without ever seeing what your anus looks like? |
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you know that line is supposed to be your pussy that never came to be |
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yeah ive seen the one on my bollocks, its becomes bollocks or fanny depending on the hormone |
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perhaps its a bit closed minded of me but looking at my own anus in a Mirror might be considered a bit of a homosexual activity, i can imagine Cliff Richard does it every night and gets his boyfriend to rub Vaseline on it |
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i was listening to something last night about Annie Sprinkle, who used to do a stage show where people could look up her vaj with aid of speculum and flashlight,... 4 the men in audience:"more pussy than you've ever seen..and probably ever want to see" |
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yeah some people are really into that sort of stuff, bizarre looking up womens chuffs, i guess thats why some people want to become gynos they probably get hard |
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hey man Amsterdam in '80s! nah it was a life-story thing she did, sounded pretty interesting actually... like, she was as honest about herself as is possible,props i reckon. It was apparently a headfuck for men who went along and were expecting a sex show and got something that was the vagina monologues, almost literally. |
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to be honest im a naturally curious person so id have a quick peek. from a biological point of view As much as mermaid wants though im not looking up my own arsehole, its like looking behind the fridge, take a peek but only in dire need |
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I wonder if Clive Sinclair ever looked up his own arse, he must have done, he probably sketched it like da vinci |
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hahahah, * |
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I reckon Clive may have been a freeky fellow on the quiet |
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hyper so if i asked you what color your anus is you wouldn't know |
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he probably wanked to prime numbers |
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its got to be some shade of brown surely, should i get the RGB value of my fundament |
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it could be naturally bleached |
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or it could be darker than you think |
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did you know your lips have the same skin type as your sphincter |
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this can't be true |
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so last time you kiss your aunty you kissed her asshole too! |
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We are just topologically donut really, same as earthworms just a pipe that grew limbs and stood up |
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so that's why people are drawn to eat ass |
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probably cos its very rude |
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lips and anus are together where they belong |
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