You are not logged in!

F.A.Q
Log in

Register
  
 
  
(nobody)
...and 96 guests

Last 5 registered
Oplandisks
nothingstar
N_loop
yipe
foxtrotromeo

Browse members...
  
 
Members 8025
Messages 2586066
Today 19
Topics 125876
  
 
Messageboard index
peloton
 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-28 11:42 [#02611263]
Points: 17183 Status: Lurker



pelican pellotron peloton

now: lol

peloton ~ we manage to lose almost two billion per
year (tm) you might benefit from 116 lb woman's YEARLONG
fitness journey to becoming a 112 lb woman; putting a
peloton bike in the most striking area of your $3mil house

Peloton is still working on getting its Tread Plus back
on the market after it recalled the device, but the
subpoenas likely mean that even that milestone won’t be
the end of the saga for Peloton. It also means that Peloton
could face further legal ramifications on top of the
monetary ones. However, the money issues caused by the
recall are already significant — the company cited Tread
Plus’ issues in its earnings report, saying that recall
expenses cost it $100 million in its 2021 fiscal year.


someone's getting put on unicorn probation


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2021-08-28 12:49 [#02611264]
Points: 5155 Status: Regular



Fuck em


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-28 15:29 [#02611267]
Points: 28866 Status: Regular



whiff of a pyramid scheme, multilevel marketing yet again
with that one


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-28 21:40 [#02611268]
Points: 6816 Status: Addict



i always wanted to be a peloton instructor


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-28 21:40 [#02611269]
Points: 6816 Status: Addict



epic you secretly wish you had one of these


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-28 21:44 [#02611270]
Points: 6816 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02611268



i would probably be a tread instructor and my top tracks
would be from george michael and cher


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-28 21:58 [#02611271]
Points: 6816 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02611270



oh and tom jones


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-28 22:13 [#02611272]
Points: 6816 Status: Addict



i'd be the most fabulous tread instructor goddamn it!


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-28 22:14 [#02611273]
Points: 6816 Status: Addict



all the lgbt community and hetero women would love me


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-29 03:45 [#02611274]
Points: 17183 Status: Lurker | Followup to mermaidman: #02611269



epic you secretly wish you had one of these

i walk a lot starting to jog a bit, but fucking global
worming in august, humidity, i do kind of want something
other than the 50lb bit of weird 90s gym machine i carried a
half mile back to my house in aforementioned weather. ouch

so i think: ohhhh wellll how is it actuall-

then i read

Peloton also has special themed class formats like its
Artist Series, which features playlists from featured
musicians and has featured Alicia Keys, Britney Spears, Bon
Jovi, BTS, Bob Marley, Billie Eilish, Billy Joel, Calvin
Harris, Lady Gaga, Madonna, Metallica, and Outkast.[24]


and i am so fucking out of here.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-29 03:46 [#02611275]
Points: 17183 Status: Lurker



jeff mills the wizard tapes, at worst lcd soundsystem. can't
handle no more than that if i'm buying some subscription
treadmill. they'll never even get close, it's just going to
be "jump" by van halen eight days a week


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-08-31 08:21 [#02611389]
Points: 6040 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



virtual tour de france device or gtfo
maybe giro d´italia
simulating all geographic obstacles,
full 360° view of all the villages and cowbells.



 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-31 09:54 [#02611395]
Points: 6816 Status: Addict | Followup to ijonspeches: #02611389



that would be an amazing simulation only nearly no one could
finish the tour probably even a quarter of it??


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-31 10:22 [#02611399]
Points: 17183 Status: Lurker | Followup to mermaidman: #02611395



what's that thing, le mans, biking 24 hour?


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-31 13:50 [#02611406]
Points: 6816 Status: Addict | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02611399



right


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-08-31 18:00 [#02611408]
Points: 6040 Status: Lurker | Followup to mermaidman: #02611395 | Show recordbag



even if the sim let you pedal half power for the same
distance, to make it achievable, it still would be way too
time consuming for most folks. i can see people take days
off during the actual race and ride along vr though. i mean
there is people flying 48 hours in a flightsim too. some day
this wont take much of an effort to release things like
that. give it another 20 years or so. id give it a try as i
love all kinds of gadgets and challenges.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-08-31 18:01 [#02611409]
Points: 6040 Status: Lurker | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02611399 | Show recordbag



people do that already aswell i think


 

offline RussellDust on 2021-08-31 21:23 [#02611411]
Points: 15192 Status: Regular



Is that the one the kills babies?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2021-09-02 14:23 [#02611467]
Points: 24447 Status: Regular



On my main walk route by the beach there used to be an
electric piano by the window of one of the apartments, which
I noticed last week has now been replaced by a peloton, sad
times.


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-09-02 15:05 [#02611470]
Points: 6816 Status: Addict | Followup to marlowe: #02611467



how do you know they sold the piano?? maybe they just put it
in the next room


 

offline RussellDust on 2021-09-02 16:26 [#02611473]
Points: 15192 Status: Regular



It is sad. Smack in the face ugly metaphor too.


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-09-02 16:29 [#02611475]
Points: 6816 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02611473



why is it sad?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-09-02 22:28 [#02611477]
Points: 17183 Status: Lurker | Followup to marlowe: #02611467



look on the bright side -- you can now score an
underappreciated electric piano from a pelozealot for <$$


 

offline RussellDust on 2021-09-02 22:45 [#02611478]
Points: 15192 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02611475



Piano>treadmill

How are you doing tonight, me ol’ cocksucker?


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-09-02 22:56 [#02611482]
Points: 6816 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02611478



how do you know they sold the piano??


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-02 22:56 [#02611483]
Points: 28866 Status: Regular



I hope there is some sort of fatal floor in their exercise
bikes and all their users get 240 volts up their arseholes


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-02 22:59 [#02611484]
Points: 28866 Status: Regular



do you reckon a pyramid scheme based around jelly babies or
maynards wine gums might work, become an agent and have
jelly baby parties and get your mates to sell 10,000 jelly
babies a month to their friends and so on


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-09-03 06:43 [#02611505]
Points: 17183 Status: Lurker | Followup to mermaidman: #02611482



He Just Knows


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-09-03 10:11 [#02611520]
Points: 6816 Status: Addict | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02611505



INVALID


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-09-03 10:29 [#02611521]
Points: 6816 Status: Addict



now dear friends it is marlowe's responsibility to ask the
owners whether they sold the piano and record the response
and post it here


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-09-04 04:51 [#02611524]
Points: 17183 Status: Lurker | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02611505



He. Just.
Knows.








changelog: validate this you cunt


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-09-04 09:23 [#02611528]
Points: 6816 Status: Addict | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02611524



you just wrote the same thing you homolord


 


Messageboard index