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pelican now: peloton ~ we manage to lose almost two billion per year (tm) you might benefit from 116 lb woman's YEARLONG fitness journey to becoming a 112 lb woman; putting a peloton bike in the most striking area of your $3mil house Peloton is still working on getting its Tread Plus back on the market after it recalled the device, but the subpoenas likely mean that even that milestone won’t be the end of the saga for Peloton. It also means that Peloton could face further legal ramifications on top of the monetary ones. However, the money issues caused by the recall are already significant — the company cited Tread Plus’ issues in its earnings report, saying that recall expenses cost it $100 million in its 2021 fiscal year. someone's getting put on unicorn probation |
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Fuck em |
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whiff of a pyramid scheme, multilevel marketing yet again with that one |
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i always wanted to be a peloton instructor |
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epic you secretly wish you had one of these |
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i would probably be a tread instructor and my top tracks would be from george michael and cher |
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oh and tom jones |
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i'd be the most fabulous tread instructor goddamn it! |
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all the lgbt community and hetero women would love me |
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epic you secretly wish you had one of these i walk a lot starting to jog a bit, but fucking global worming in august, humidity, i do kind of want something other than the 50lb bit of weird 90s gym machine i carried a half mile back to my house in aforementioned weather. ouch so i think: ohhhh wellll how is it actuall- then i read Peloton also has special themed class formats like its Artist Series, which features playlists from featured musicians and has featured Alicia Keys, Britney Spears, Bon Jovi, BTS, Bob Marley, Billie Eilish, Billy Joel, Calvin Harris, Lady Gaga, Madonna, Metallica, and Outkast.[24] and i am so fucking out of here. |
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jeff mills the wizard tapes, at worst lcd soundsystem. can't handle no more than that if i'm buying some subscription treadmill. they'll never even get close, it's just going to be "jump" by van halen eight days a week |
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virtual tour de france device or gtfo maybe giro d´italia simulating all geographic obstacles, full 360° view of all the villages and cowbells. |
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that would be an amazing simulation only nearly no one could finish the tour probably even a quarter of it?? |
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what's that thing, le mans, biking 24 hour? |
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right |
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even if the sim let you pedal half power for the same distance, to make it achievable, it still would be way too time consuming for most folks. i can see people take days off during the actual race and ride along vr though. i mean there is people flying 48 hours in a flightsim too. some day this wont take much of an effort to release things like that. give it another 20 years or so. id give it a try as i love all kinds of gadgets and challenges. |
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people do that already aswell i think |
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Is that the one the kills babies? |
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On my main walk route by the beach there used to be an electric piano by the window of one of the apartments, which I noticed last week has now been replaced by a peloton, sad times. |
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how do you know they sold the piano?? maybe they just put it in the next room |
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It is sad. Smack in the face ugly metaphor too. |
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why is it sad? |
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look on the bright side -- you can now score an underappreciated electric piano from a pelozealot for <$$ |
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Piano>treadmill How are you doing tonight, me ol’ cocksucker? |
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how do you know they sold the piano?? |
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I hope there is some sort of fatal floor in their exercise bikes and all their users get 240 volts up their arseholes |
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do you reckon a pyramid scheme based around jelly babies or maynards wine gums might work, become an agent and have jelly baby parties and get your mates to sell 10,000 jelly babies a month to their friends and so on |
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He Just Knows |
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INVALID |
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now dear friends it is marlowe's responsibility to ask the owners whether they sold the piano and record the response and post it here |
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He. Just. Knows. changelog: validate this you cunt |
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you just wrote the same thing you homolord |
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