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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-26 00:26 [#02611183]
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..In the name of the lord?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-26 00:41 [#02611185]
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imagine getting a reach around from Peter Wyngarde
in this


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-26 01:19 [#02611186]
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Bruno Brooks putting a multpack of twix and a box of bold
detergent into the the boot of his beige Volkswagen Polo
Mk2. Outside of Stroud kwik Save. 1987 a cold sunny
midmorning.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-26 01:21 [#02611187]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-26 01:24 [#02611188]
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LAZY_TITLE i have a sudden urge to watch ever decreasing
circles with Richard Briers then read the radio times


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-26 01:49 [#02611189]
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through the keyhole


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-26 02:04 [#02611190]
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fucking hell that vid is difficult to watch, he does a
masonic handshake near the end as well


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-26 02:22 [#02611191]
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LAZY_TITLE

fucking hell this can't be real can it


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-26 07:33 [#02611192]
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goddamn cryptocurrant shites driving up the price of GPUs.
then freaking bittorrent bram invents a scheme to drive
cryptocurrency off of "proof of space" e.g. "i have 100tb in
a stack of SSD drives," blowing up the price of SSD's. and
now they're coming for marmite too


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-26 07:33 [#02611193]
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how is bitcone made mine'd


 

offline Portnoy on 2021-08-27 06:56 [#02611202]
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Incidentally, the republic of South Africa has a marmite
shortage, which is linked to the recent ban on alcohol. They
make it from beer by-products, you know. And if there is no
beer, there is no marmite. Someone send me some marmite -
ill sell it for gold and we can share the profits.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-27 08:51 [#02611203]
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i was just going to get an SSD as well, that guy who
invented bitcoin needs a kick in the bollocks


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-27 08:52 [#02611204]
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band on alcohol? is your government Muslim now?!?


 

offline Portnoy on 2021-08-27 13:04 [#02611210]
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it has been linked to 'gender based violence'; there is a
statistical link between alcohol and people showing up in
the emergency rooms. So they ban alcohol, to make way for
covid emergencies.

Feel free to scrutinise the logic.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-27 16:11 [#02611213]
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They are just going to be giving money to criminal gangs
making dodgy alcohol and people with probably go blind with
methanol poisoning


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-27 21:59 [#02611239]
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LAZY_TITLE
got a pot sitting in my larder
fucking roll on my running out of marmite,yesh


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-27 22:01 [#02611240]
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i think im gonna have to 'lose it' somewhere and forget
about it because i have too high/completely unrealistic
ideas about what it may be...
reckon it can go in the rest of the tins in me prepper
cupboard in fact


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-27 22:04 [#02611241]
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you could become a marmite trader, walking the abandoned
motorways with a tesco shopping trolley full of marmite
jars.

actually a marmite trader sounds like a grindr userame


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-27 22:06 [#02611242]
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I don't have any transferable skills for the apocalypse but
i guess not many people do, we are all divorces from the
ecosystem, imagine having to lick rainwater off a dock leaf


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-27 22:09 [#02611245]
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im probably going to have to be a human head hunter/bounty
hunter, stick a biro through my nose and hide in the dark
corner of a bombed out poundland with a blowdart


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-29 04:03 [#02611282]
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i was just going to get an SSD as well, that guy who
invented bitcoin needs a kick in the bollocks


it really depends. no one is able to verify who, precisely,
did it. the most viable candidate, satoshi, well...
effectively, banks fucked him over massively, and he spent
years stewing on how to fuck them back, and bitcoin was his
answer. to just fucking cut them out entirely; kill it at
the root. that, if any of this is true, the current state of
bitcoin is absolutely the opposite of what he intended. he
did not want a bunch of rich assholes using it as a value
hoard and/or pump 'n' dump with a side of global warming and
GPU price inflation.

but if this is all, like, how the FBI set up a bunch of fake
"encrypted" fones and sold them to drug dealers for five
years before busting them all, then, yes, can i be second in
line to kick them in the bollocks? thx


 

offline RussellDust on 2021-08-30 20:05 [#02611347]
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Remember when you asked epicmegatracks how he was doing and
you got a hundred page essay back?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-30 20:30 [#02611348]
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me? Yeah I used to think he was a tit on the wind up but he
is actually is like that looool. We all have our bizarre
personality traits, so he is no different than the rest of
us on that score!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-30 20:30 [#02611349]
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Whats my personality flaw do you reckon?


 

offline RussellDust on 2021-08-31 21:22 [#02611410]
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I guess racism/sexism


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-09-01 00:01 [#02611416]
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i know how i am. i do the best i can to manage my oral
diarrhea. at work and shit, i mostly keep my yap shut.
because if i open my mouth, it may not stop. and i've
started to develop some granularity over the years but it's
still quite hit or miss

this board, though, not particularly trying to filter myself
at all. it's a nice break after not driving people crazy at
work all day; i get a bit pent up



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-01 00:03 [#02611417]
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looool!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-09-01 00:06 [#02611418]
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I'm like dirty harry


 


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