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guys can we make a mimosa party and drink mimosas in tiny bikinis |
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you can also lick the mimosa off of your friend's belly button if you like |
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im imagining everyone swanning about in white polka dot bikinis and beards |
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women strictly verboten |
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wearing bikini bottom won't be comfortable but it will be worth it |
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just a purple feather boa, a G-string made out of purple artificial pearls and those huge stilettos made out of transparent plastic with glitter in them |
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we could get Den Harrow as our opening act doing a suggestive strip tease |
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oh he is a wild boy |
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This is all very illuminati, Umbroman as the human buffet, like sushi and canapés sort of artfully arranged over his prone corp..i mean body |
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Rusty on his dildo throne, stroking Babu like Blofeld |
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LOL! eat the canepes before umbroman does! |
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he will be stuffed with walnuts and dove pate, over a huge rotisserie fuelled by burning dollars, like KLF times 10, babu in a little wheel powering it all |
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i only drink mimosas while eating bacon, eggs, and pork breakfast sausage at the jewish deli. i need something stronger than orange juice. i guess they're allowed to cook it up for someone else, but not eat it? sort of like an amish gent scheduling a limo by driving his horse over to the limo company, except, instead... no, shit, this metaphor is crap. thank you for reading my post |
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guys pour the mimosa over my boobies and suck it |
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babysham enema |
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did you know that babycham was invented by francis SHOWERING |
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while in the shower? he frothed his own dandelion lemonade? and drank it |
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we should make a fountain of it where people can lie in it and open their mouths |
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yes he has naughty in his blood |
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That's what they do in the Vatican widdle into each others mouths while saying the lords prayer, "Ashes to Ashes Funk to Funky" |
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guys you think it would be too much if we all got fake boobs for this occasion? |
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i want to see the dedication guys. are you willing to get silicone boobs for xltronic? also some of us might even want to keep them after |
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i'll get some tits on my knees |
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i don't think it's a good idea hyper you'd have a hard time walking besides i'd rather have the tits where your nipples are pls |
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but if im blowing the ostrich in the foam party zoo pod for 12 hours a day i kneed some knee protection |
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OOOHHHH!! |
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Drink a mimosa from my arse, mermaidman! |
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LOOOL while this music plays |
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“Arses to arses, spunk to spunky.” BBL |
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Yeah Marc ALmond on a penis trapeze |
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ZZ top playing "pearl necklace" in a giant mr kipling stone henge covered in pink icing |
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that's a very good idea russell! we can serve the babycham and mimosa enemas later in cocktail glass or straight from the anus |
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In glasses? Surely slurping. |
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served by that dwarf niknack with a sliver platter on his head and cocaine dust all over his face |
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and we all do this with our knobs |
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