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i am walking a zig around the clop when i hear a voice from an apartment. i've walked by this building, and it's one of those ones, i just think: you poor bastards. three or four random people with a shared kitchen and bathroom and the place is a dump. i hear: fucking nancy! nancy again! goddammit! shit! i think: this sounds like an xbox consumer. only halo can make a man this angry. this was me, many years ago. in a shit duplex, screaming at at halo. cheap christmas lights. fuck. shit i don't mind at all, really. i've walked my zig a might quick, and i stand by my preferred storm drain, taking a few puffs and, i dunno, kind of just enjoying the ambiance. goddammit fuck. you. fuck you then i feel someone watching me. i chuck my zig in the storm drain. i here a clonk inside a kitchen window, yes, that was the right moment to move on. i turn on my flashlight to be extra... whatever. i didn't have the heart to record the man's diatribes. in retrospect, the guy that walked off with my xbox 360 did me a favor. it was like... well, guess i should cancel xbox live... and lose $150 of shit i bought? and i swore i'd never buy a console again. and i haven't. but, lord help me, i've pre-ordered the valve gamegear |
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so, chances are either we will never see you here again, oooor, you will appear in all of our heads simultaneously lawnmower man style... |
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the pwnmower jam's in ur hed now ijon. there's no escape. ever |
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Good story |
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