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mermaidman
on 2021-07-28 21:03 [#02610234]
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some facts about indeks: -amanda’s ex-coworker and close friend -partners in crime with dadonck (they both have gear fetish)
-wife’s little cutiepie -is a mod at the discord
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-28 22:34 [#02610247]
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I've got a feeling he buys posh kettle crisps i dont know why
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-28 22:36 [#02610251]
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and he talks to himself while he showers
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mermaidman
on 2021-07-28 22:53 [#02610252]
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i googled kettle crisps and i agree he probably buys those
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mermaidman
on 2021-07-28 22:59 [#02610253]
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his wife probably caught him dancing naked in front of the mirror
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-28 23:21 [#02610254]
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making his erection rise and fall with the power of his mind
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2021-07-29 02:23 [#02610259]
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is it more ok to talk to yourself if not showering? asking for a friend
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2021-07-29 05:09 [#02610261]
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making his erection rise and fall with the power of his mind
man, shit, that is weird. i was doing that the other nite and i was imagining explaining it
that there's fluid dynamics and blood flow and the response time will always be gradual. but like turning goosebumps on -- or off -- you know.
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-29 07:40 [#02610264]
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I do love a kettle crisp but I have to be honest and say that I’ve never bought them, I’m an own brand multipack sort of guy for most things except certain sauces and tomato soup.
I do talk to myself in the shower and everywhere else.
I do make my willy dance to impress the ladies.
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-29 07:41 [#02610265]
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I wonder what Amanda’s doing now
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-29 11:31 [#02610272]
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oh god i remember now, the NHS zoom meeting thing, everyone looked terribly miserable
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-29 11:33 [#02610273]
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you know what you have to do, get your smarted suit, shirt, trousers and shoes. and go to the nearest Waitrose and fill a trolley full of kettle crisps, then fucking run out with them past the tills and jump into the trolley like a toboggan down the hill
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