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offline mermaidman on 2021-07-22 22:08 [#02610067]
Points: 6757 Status: Addict



is it true that dadonck likes to rub his bum against his
eurorack and moan through a vocoder as he jerks off his
peen?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2021-07-22 22:12 [#02610068]
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lol


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-07-24 03:36 [#02610128]
Points: 37832 Status: Regular



NoLol


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-07-25 04:40 [#02610144]
Points: 17170 Status: Regular



it's more like dark helmet and his dolls, except it's habibi
and an elektron digitakt and he's working the marionettes
thru facerig


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-25 17:47 [#02610160]
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micro penis modulation


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-07-25 20:16 [#02610165]
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Arturia PenisBrute


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-25 22:50 [#02610170]
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Roland ejaculation parabola 9000


 

offline Portnoy on 2021-07-26 07:24 [#02610177]
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My Roland mc-505 has this thing called a d-beam - you can
wave your hand over it and it controls filter cutoff and a
bunch of things. After reading this thread Im thinking, why
use the hand???


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-07-26 10:32 [#02610178]
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ooohhh!! can the d-beam modulate amp?? you could make your
mc-505 moan with each thrust!


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-07-26 10:34 [#02610179]
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actually filter closed all the way and modulated with d-beam
would probably make a better moan


 

offline Portnoy on 2021-07-26 17:36 [#02610194]
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basically 3 functions - filter cutoff resonance thing, pitch
control and ‘adlib’ - which plays notes depending on
where you position your…. self


 

offline Portnoy on 2021-07-26 17:37 [#02610195]
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You could effectively playing with your erected penis.

It triggers drums too.


 

offline Portnoy on 2021-07-26 17:38 [#02610196]
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I hate to sound like one of those roller coaster people but
I’ve always considered the 505 a sexy machine.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-07-27 03:17 [#02610203]
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the alesis airShit that could have been airSomething if it
only sent MIDI instead of refusing to do anything other than
control the internal FX. the bjork tour suffered mightily


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-07-27 09:11 [#02610213]
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no one cares about the bjork tour


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-07-27 09:37 [#02610214]
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only FAGS care about the bjork tour. REAL LIFE FAGS


 

offline Portnoy on 2021-07-27 15:19 [#02610215]
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Virtual fags like yourself I assume don’t give af about
the Björk tour


 

offline Portnoy on 2021-07-27 15:22 [#02610216]
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I tend to refrain from mentioning him cos I know some of you
were close.

But I like the Björk gigs where jivver plays.


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-07-27 17:07 [#02610217]
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you just admitted you're a FAG this is what you did right
now


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-07-28 09:48 [#02610220]
Points: 37832 Status: Regular



Mermaidwoman quit being a dick all the time

I like Bjork and LFo

Come say to my face I’m a fag and
I’ll watch you bleed little boy


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-07-28 10:01 [#02610221]
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i’d say it to your face american faggot


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-07-28 10:02 [#02610222]
Points: 6757 Status: Addict



FAGGOT


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-07-28 10:24 [#02610223]
Points: 37832 Status: Regular



I hope your high ir drunk little boy

It’s sad how pathetic you are behind a screen
But whatever makes you tough and strong and sleep at night

One of these days that left nut will drip and maybe you can
man up a little. Until then good luck with life


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-07-28 10:28 [#02610224]
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LOOOOL! WHAT A FAGGOT!!


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-07-28 10:46 [#02610225]
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guys this thread is about gear fetish ok?? so stop talking
about alesis air whatever or the bjork tour


 

offline Portnoy on 2021-07-28 11:50 [#02610226]
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dont know why u so concerned about mermaidman calling you a
fag recycle.

Who gives a shit what he or anyone calls you.

Oh noes he called me a fag


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-07-28 11:56 [#02610227]
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i can say FAG because i'm a homo myself


 

offline Portnoy on 2021-07-28 15:35 [#02610228]
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Do you want to cancel me because I’m a hetero and said
fag?


 

offline Tony Danza from hollywood on 2021-07-28 15:49 [#02610229]
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u got mermaided, panty raided and little girl braided


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-07-28 16:20 [#02610230]
Points: 6757 Status: Addict | Followup to Portnoy: #02610228



yeah you better stop saying fag then or you'll end up
apologizing on the evening news


 

offline Portnoy on 2021-07-28 17:37 [#02610231]
Points: 1452 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02610230



I like Norm Macdonald’s apology on The View over a joke he
made. I’m not a homo, but I’ve developed feelings for
Norm Macdonald.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-07-29 02:24 [#02610260]
Points: 17170 Status: Regular



you've given adam corolla the cold shoulder you bastard


 

offline Portnoy on 2021-07-29 06:27 [#02610262]
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He serves his role well. I don’t have to like him.


 

offline Portnoy on 2021-07-29 06:28 [#02610263]
Points: 1452 Status: Regular



Oh sorry I thought you meant Adam Eget


 


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