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not every day anal some day oral some day anal |
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no just kidding LOL! every day anal! every day anal! |
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Is that the Turkish national anthem? |
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no it's my poem |
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it consists of two parts first post: part 1 second post: part 2 |
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Truly a bard for the electronic age |
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I feel it only fitting that I use this thread to finally come out as straight. |
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there is no vaginal in here if that's what you mean by straight |
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[unclosable video ad] MERMAIDMAN: sometimes things get a little wet down there [CAMERA focuses on the rear of his trousers] MERMAIDMAN: ... that's why I use Every Days pads. Because for me, it's 🎵 every day anal! 🎵 🎵 every day anal! 🎵 |
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Every day anal is one thing, but everyday anal can be a chore. |
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"Anything can be commodified. Even your ass can be alienated" - Friedrich Anals |
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may i suggest to try different positions with your anal one of my favorites is the pile driver |
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do you ever look at your bum in the mirror? |
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Is this your version of "Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?" |
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Shut er down! |
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Its easier if your have a sex dwarf holding the mirror for you |
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and another one for spreading my cheeks?? |
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one either side one gilded step ladders wearing gardening gloves |
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ohhh! sex dwarves in gardening outfit! |
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mmmm |
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it´s getting steaming hot in here! |
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64 |
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it´s spelled hanal btw |
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it's ok for guys to lick each other, it's not gay. you're supplementing your testosterone, wallowing in masculinity. it's the most manly you can be. |
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it is true real men fuck real men |
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if you bummed joe biden his rectum would fragment like a burnt piece of paper |
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mermaidman trying to keep anal relevant like trump is clinging to his erectoral loss |
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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?? |
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i gave my life to THE ANAL what did YOU do?? |
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