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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2021-03-05 07:08 [#02607796]
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i ordered some of this because the usual thing i get to put on my walkway and porch to keep the postman from slipping and dying is out of stock, and i have ti say, i am horrified. i'm used to the ice melt, which is salt + magnesium somefing, but this just says "salt" and i am pouring it into some empty shaker bottles i have stashed away and... fucking... what?
this shit is literally 1/2 gravel. there are thumbnail size chunks of slate, all the way down to sand grains. you fucking, fucking assholes. i cannot put this on my porch. salt spreads out into a dust you can just sweep away, should you be wasteful and use too much... but, no matter how justly i use this, there will be a billion tiny rocks on my porch scraping up the wood, you fucking tits.
do you know how snow fucking works? fucking snowblowers vacuum up it all, especially fucking gravel and violently fling it out the hopper, and you're selling fucking ice melt that's 1/2 gravel, throw that down on the sidewalk, yeah, that'll work out great
the bag says: diamondcrystalsalt.com minneapolis, mn 55440
i'm sorry, butt: fuck minnesota up its stupid fucking ass
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steve mcqueen
from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2021-03-12 23:33 [#02607843]
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go politely mental on them, can do wonders dinae kno u were from Minnesota lol [adds to fact list]
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2021-03-13 06:14 [#02607849]
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no, no, sorry, i am from the watachusetts. just all: minnesota would fucking send gravel instead of salt and call it a day, the bastards
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2021-03-13 06:17 [#02607850]
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honestly this thread is merely nothing but a solid homer simpson, diamond crystal salt, you have just made the list vibe; don't worry about it otherwise.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2021-03-13 06:19 [#02607851]
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that, really, i'm just using zilty to bitch out diamond ice melt, those fucking trash sacks of shit, thanks, just relying on the massive leverage of zilty to bury their brand as it deserves
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2021-03-13 06:20 [#02607852]
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clearly going to be something they really really care about.
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