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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-02-25 01:31 [#02607736]
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someone reading my post(s) or just same energy


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-05-11 04:36 [#02608586]
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about damn time


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-05-11 07:55 [#02608587]
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"choose your color" articles on ebay are the best.
e.g. usb stick offers with a range of storage capacity so
the cheapest capacity has them always listed on top. i hate
this in snes game carts. you search one item which shows a
"pick your item offer" where it is already sold out and only
cheap crap games remain. nothing unusual but its even more
vile with usb sticks where the color also defines different
GB sizes. i saw one offer where the price stayed the same 3
bucks if you chose a different color, but only one or two
colors out of eight has the high GB size from the title. so
if you dont pay close attention you will get the 1 GB
instead of the 16 GB. clever!
If you pick the 16 gb version of these vendors its surely
going to be utter crap too. this kind of ripoff surely
deserves a medal.
im amazed it brings profit to somebody shipping any single
item overseas for 3-4 bucks in total however. i think its
the real crime here.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-05-11 07:58 [#02608588]
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epic:)
SOUL_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-05-12 04:27 [#02608593]
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is that one of them gpt-2 item generators


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-05-21 01:24 [#02608661]
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so i'm leaving a few product reviews. one is generally
negative, two are actually quite positive. i want to look
them over again... ok, how do i see my reviews? i dig around
on amazon, and i cannot find it.

i actually wind up web searching it, and i get shit like:
wikiHow how to find your amazon reviews in 3 easy steps

and it is obvious: this is not something amazon wants you to
do, and it's obvious because it's confused so many people
that shithole sites like wikihow have calculated they can
earn a buck by fighting to the top of the google results
with a useless article, because amazon doesn't fucking let
you do this? i think?

because, fuck me if i can't find even a whiff of any of it.
it's like every review i write disappears into a black hole.
i have no record of it; no paper trail. because if i did
amazon might possibly held accountable for their bullshit


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-05-21 21:00 [#02608673]
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had to look that up.
after thorough investigation i am 99% certain to not be an
artificial intelligence running on java script appearing as
a human poster.
a captcha would need to be solved to raise that to a 100%.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-05-21 21:02 [#02608674]
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are there books on amazon yet?
and does amazon sell those?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-05-24 04:05 [#02608719]
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you can get textbooks on half.com i think


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-05-24 04:06 [#02608720]
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what's that other site, bigwords? has that hilarious tom
green commercial


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-05-24 04:10 [#02608721]
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so i ordered a fan and it was mustard and i ordered a
second, on, oh, thursday. saturday amazon is all "your item
was mis-sorted you have a new tracking number" and
immediately i think: oh, this is going to be bullshit,
innit

it might be. jury still out. i tried to order a slightly
larger version of the same fan, and it was sold out 'till
mid-june. i hastily cancelled the order and looked more
carefully: oh! i can just order another of the one i already
got, that'll do. it's in stock

but perhaps it wasn't. it now also lists as mid-june, price
went up, etc. and i half figure whatever asshole that sells
the fans just "lost" my order because he can get a much
better price now

i am of the mood to just cancel it, get my money back,
forget about it, but now that the order has "shipped" i have
no button to click for such a thing.

i guess i have no other things i need from amazon until this
is resolved.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-05-24 13:39 [#02608727]
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picked up everything that is household electronics
(as opposed to specialized nerd goods)
via internt order to pick up at your local electronics
market.

no surprises, good wares, good prices.
sing that as a jingle now:
no surpriiiseees,
just good wares & good priiicess.

you tell me if i should go into advertising,
i cant tell.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2021-05-25 00:14 [#02608729]
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Still here are you? I remember you from the good old days!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-05-26 02:30 [#02608742]
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the tracking info is still being ~mysterious~ but i went for
a walk, get back like 9pm, there it is on my porch. ok i
forgive u amazon


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-05-26 02:33 [#02608743]
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i don't currently have a functioning car. mine broke; not
worth what it costs to fix. car prices be shit now, so
trying a different way of life for a bit. this means,
however, that, no, i can't just bang out to my local walmart
or what the heck ever. i'm close enough to the center of
town that i can run a few errands and get a few miles in,
but there's no "local electronics market" where the heck do
they have that anyways

i'd have to take an uber to pick it up and then another back
and unless i'm meeting a friend up in the area to hang out
-- happens sometimes -- it's utterly not worth it to do
anything but order it over the internet.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-05-26 02:34 [#02608744]
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whoever did certify you as a jedi, chris


 


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