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Bless the poor |
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Amen brother welt I am Jesus Did you know vaginas can be fucked by a penis? That's how they make babies. Women love sex because they are whores. The sperm goes in the vagina to make the baby. Women love big black cocks. I am Jesus 5000 Amen |
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hi w M w :D |
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jesus5000 what happens when a penis fucks the anus? |
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Mohamed, the prophet of falsity and deception. Please cure yourself of your sins by playing Xbox at least once a day Mermaid man, I am Jesus (5000). I have been fucked in the butt many times. 5000 times in fact. Sadly no babies were made except for the little brown ones I dropped off at the pool Jesus has a message for you all. You can fuck your own hand or the arse of a donkey so enjoy your self. I am Jesus |
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Make sure to rub your butt on a camel or horse Camels are the sexiest animal to watch fuck each other Animal sex is so coooooool I am Jesus Christ 5000 |
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I have a question, is it kosher to fart on the Koran, and possibly follow through |
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Jesus 5000, are you going to stop Bill Gates from microchipping the vaccines? |
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when I've been in Palestine I sat on a concrete block with a Mecca stencil on it.. it was one of the roadblocks the Israeli army used, and I was told that sitting there was an offence but didn't care |
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you're lucky you weren't sniped, the security forces over there don't seem to need much of an invitation to kill someone, then think of a reason to justify it later, bit like American police really. |
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actually it was an offence for the Palestinians |
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oh yeah, in that case your lucky you weren't stoned to death! |
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seriously though Jerusalem looks like a very interesting place to go, id like to walk along those ancient cobbled streets |
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i did that in Hebron, I saw Jerusalem only briefly |
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looks brilliant, looking at the pictures imagining the sights and smells |
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its good if you loved assassin's creed |
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yeah i liked the first couple |
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scanning the monuments and walking around gently pushing people aside |
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I have the first installed on my mac along with that other shit game, tomb raider for mac |
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is jesus5000 digital or do i have to use one of those old fashioned devices? |
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seriously though Jerusalem looks like a very interesting place to go, id like to walk along those ancient cobbled streets i've been there. business trip, israel for 3+ weeks, i nip off for the weekend on some tour bus for jerusalem and all that. on the via dolorosa, there is literally a dude screaming moneychanging, moneychanging, turn ur dollars into shekel 4 a fee. i resist the urge to ask the man if he knows about jesus upturning the moneychangers' carts and causing a fracas was quite a good tour, though, the wall you shove wishes into, the men with machine guns telling the tour bus "uhhh no you can't use this street today" then we got to bethlehem. man, what a dump. no wonder jesus made a name for himself, coming from this shithole would naturally drive a man to make something of himself so he ain't stuck there |
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heal the sick fuck the silk |
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so, yes, the back of my brain has just vomited a metaphor: bethlehem was like tatooine, but with lots of garbage in the street instead of aliens and hovercraft maybe they've cleaned it up in the years since i've been there, but i kind of doubt it. also, the people at the church of the nativity are complete cunts |
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yes, demand i take off my shoes and cover my hed, i have to borrow some fellow tourist lady's scarf and yeah let's share my sweaty socks with everyone else on the floor. i have no idea what we're even here for, i have already gotten severe sunburn from jerusalem in august. they lead us down to the basement of the stupid crappy pretentious church and we wait in line for ages. what am i even going to see? finally, it is my turn, and it's just, like, a hole in the floor. i'm really not sure what the fuck i'm supposed to do. so i kneel down, peer into the hole, like, a respectful few seconds, then move along. later, i read i'm apparently supposed to shove something into the hole for a while to bless it or something. i preferred the wishing wall, at least that had a sort of charming childish wish upon a shooting star sort of feel |
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