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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2020-08-29 10:25 [#02605738]
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@RogerWilco it's up again
LAZY_TITLE
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-08-29 13:22 [#02605748]
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lol sounds more like a phony advertisement, than a job offer. and whats that: "Ever fancied being a juggler? You will juggle your responsibilities effectively, be that on reception, behind the bar, with our guests in the restaurant, in the kitchen or in our meeting rooms!"
let me redo this: "Ever fancied doing splits?...
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-08-29 13:23 [#02605749]
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working with people is usually pretty nice though even some customers are arseholes.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2020-08-29 13:35 [#02605750]
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sounded good to me
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2020-08-29 19:11 [#02605754]
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what does 'right to work in the uk' mean?
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-08-29 20:34 [#02605756]
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afaik if yr in the uk seeking asylum yr forced to survive on a form of über-basic benefits and not allowed to work (because our govt are cunts), not sure about "economic migrants"
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-08-29 22:16 [#02605757]
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A French friend told me they do the same thing in France, pure idiocy, it's what you'd do if you wanted to simultaneously create crime, a black market, and an angry alienated underclass all at the same time.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-08-30 01:52 [#02605759]
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you're generally alright, however, if you show up with a degree and a source of income. this, however, is not even good enough for donald trump, and now even world-class theoretical physicists cannot emigrate to the us, and please stop complaining because you could have it worse
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Portnoy
on 2020-08-30 09:30 [#02605761]
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I just started a new Job last week.
While there is a ton of work to do, it really (finally) feels like a good fit for me.
I'm 37 now. Can't say Ive ever had a job I really liked (maybe that one job where I was delivering sandwich platters for the "sandwich baron". That was fun.
Besides that it has been a kick in the balls for the most part.
Everyone gets a good opportunity I think you just need to wait for it, it will come.
Now excuse me I will go vomit out the rest of my optimism.
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-08-30 10:09 [#02605762]
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think its same in germany, couldnt really put it to words any better. people should be free to just live their lives. if they want to take the benefits and time to stay out of work to recover or go to classes instead that would be fine but most importantly their choice.
about ten years ago the city dismantled the flats they let the refugees live to make way for new upper middle class houses. its a nice area to live, right by my former highschool, embedded in detached houses, but obviously poeple didnt want them around and there was money to be made in real estate. then the so called crisis came and we needed more facilities to keep the fugees in one place (you know cant just let them have a normal flat around us normal citizens). so they were all isolated on the fairground by the river. luckily they are now cleared to make corona tests. those five bungalows look kind of dreadful.
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Portnoy
on 2020-08-30 11:25 [#02605764]
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im scared of karma
im afraid to say things like "this is good" or "im happy" - fate has taught me not say things like this cos it's usually followed by an ass kicking
*touch wood*
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Portnoy
on 2020-08-30 11:26 [#02605765]
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instead ive developed a system where I predict the worst
im either right, or pleasantly surprised
people say im a pessimist
im a cautious optimist
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Portnoy
on 2020-08-30 11:26 [#02605766]
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sorry if this doesn't tie in to whatever is being said
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Portnoy
on 2020-08-30 11:27 [#02605767]
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im doing an epic where I just say whatever the fuck im thinking, anyone else be damned
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-08-30 11:28 [#02605768]
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sounds familiar
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Portnoy
on 2020-08-30 11:32 [#02605769]
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it's ridiculous, really. I wish I could allow myself to be happy for a second
self doubt is a cancer
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Portnoy
on 2020-08-30 11:48 [#02605770]
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im going to do what very insecure idiot does
become a self help guru!
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Portnoy
on 2020-08-30 11:48 [#02605771]
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You can do it!
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Portnoy
on 2020-08-30 12:54 [#02605774]
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other people like to contribute to your self doubt, both intentionally and unintentionally, be mindful, schadenfreude is real
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Portnoy
on 2020-08-30 13:07 [#02605775]
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the first step to self love is cutting your toe nails. If you're unable to footsie someone without slicing them apart, there is no way you can truly love yourself
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Portnoy
on 2020-08-30 13:09 [#02605776]
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never, EVER, trim your eyebrows. They are your most important asset.
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Portnoy
on 2020-08-30 13:12 [#02605777]
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do the three amigos pelvic thrush at least once every hour for true self actualisation
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Portnoy
on 2020-08-30 13:13 [#02605778]
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THRUST I MEANT THRUST NO THRUSH Jesus..
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-08-30 17:48 [#02605784]
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lol, yes, nothing gives more boost than telling other people waht to do
always keep that in mind when someone is trying to boss you around
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2020-08-31 09:15 [#02605802]
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cleaning is a matter everyone gives a shit about, unless your employer
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2020-08-31 23:04 [#02605850]
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anyone
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2020-09-10 02:11 [#02605933]
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LAZY_TITLE
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Portnoy
on 2020-09-10 08:49 [#02605935]
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yeah I spoke too soon
im not sleeping well im moody spread thin like the last bit of marmite over a piece of toast
still good in some ways
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-09-10 18:56 [#02605936]
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HOT_STREAK
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2020-09-11 11:21 [#02605940]
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LAZY_TITLE
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-09-11 15:14 [#02605943]
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"The work will be target driven. You will be expected to work fast and accurately for the full shift."
no slacking
"Personal mobile phones are not allowed (must be on silent in bag away from workstation if brought), although it is possible to listen to music using bluetooth headphones from the office computers/tablets."
thats a loooong playlist to prepare or just rely on spotify?
i suggest it starts with this: LAZY_TITLE
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-09-11 15:19 [#02605944]
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Ideally the candidate will have a university level education ... mostly standing at a workstation. ... lifting bags and boxes up to 30kg onto the workstation.
Favorable_Appliant
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2020-09-11 22:34 [#02605963]
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he he
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2020-09-12 00:17 [#02605964]
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I work with a chick from the mountains who would describe an Albanian with glasses as an albino - doesn't see well
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