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offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-08-29 10:25 [#02605738]
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@RogerWilco it's up again

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-08-29 13:22 [#02605748]
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lol sounds more like a phony advertisement,
than a job offer.
and whats that:
"Ever fancied being a juggler? You will juggle your
responsibilities effectively, be that on reception, behind
the bar, with our guests in the restaurant, in the kitchen
or in our meeting rooms!"
let me redo this:
"Ever fancied doing splits?...



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-08-29 13:23 [#02605749]
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working with people is usually pretty nice though even some
customers are arseholes.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-08-29 13:35 [#02605750]
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sounded good to me


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-08-29 19:11 [#02605754]
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what does 'right to work in the uk' mean?


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-08-29 20:34 [#02605756]
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afaik if yr in the uk seeking asylum yr forced to survive on
a form of über-basic benefits and not allowed to work
(because our govt are cunts), not sure about "economic
migrants"


 

offline Tony Danza from why so cow, man? on 2020-08-29 22:16 [#02605757]
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A French friend told me they do the same thing in France,
pure idiocy, it's what you'd do if you wanted to
simultaneously create crime, a black market, and an angry
alienated underclass all at the same time.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-08-30 01:52 [#02605759]
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you're generally alright, however, if you show up with a
degree and a source of income. this, however, is not even
good enough for donald trump, and now even world-class
theoretical physicists cannot emigrate to the us, and please
stop complaining because you could have it worse


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-08-30 09:30 [#02605761]
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I just started a new Job last week.

While there is a ton of work to do, it really (finally)
feels like a good fit for me.

I'm 37 now. Can't say Ive ever had a job I really liked
(maybe that one job where I was delivering sandwich platters
for the "sandwich baron". That was fun.

Besides that it has been a kick in the balls for the most
part.

Everyone gets a good opportunity I think you just need to
wait for it, it will come.

Now excuse me I will go vomit out the rest of my optimism.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-08-30 10:09 [#02605762]
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think its same in germany,
couldnt really put it to words any better.
people should be free to just live their lives.
if they want to take the benefits and time to stay out of
work to recover or go to classes instead that would be fine
but most importantly their choice.

about ten years ago the city dismantled the flats they let
the refugees live to make way for new upper middle class
houses. its a nice area to live, right by my former
highschool, embedded in detached houses, but obviously
poeple didnt want them around and there was money to be made
in real estate. then the so called crisis came and we needed
more facilities to keep the fugees in one place (you know
cant just let them have a normal flat around us normal
citizens). so they were all isolated on the fairground by
the river. luckily they are now cleared to make corona
tests. those five bungalows look kind of dreadful.


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-08-30 11:25 [#02605764]
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im scared of karma

im afraid to say things like "this is good" or "im happy" -
fate has taught me not say things like this cos it's usually
followed by an ass kicking

*touch wood*


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-08-30 11:26 [#02605765]
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instead ive developed a system where I predict the worst

im either right, or pleasantly surprised

people say im a pessimist

im a cautious optimist


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-08-30 11:26 [#02605766]
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sorry if this doesn't tie in to whatever is being said


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-08-30 11:27 [#02605767]
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im doing an epic where I just say whatever the fuck im
thinking, anyone else be damned


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-08-30 11:28 [#02605768]
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sounds familiar


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-08-30 11:32 [#02605769]
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it's ridiculous, really. I wish I could allow myself to be
happy for a second

self doubt is a cancer


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-08-30 11:48 [#02605770]
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im going to do what very insecure idiot does

become a self help guru!


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-08-30 11:48 [#02605771]
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You can do it!


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-08-30 12:54 [#02605774]
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other people like to contribute to your self doubt, both
intentionally and unintentionally, be mindful, schadenfreude
is real


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-08-30 13:07 [#02605775]
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the first step to self love is cutting your toe nails. If
you're unable to footsie someone without slicing them apart,
there is no way you can truly love yourself


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-08-30 13:09 [#02605776]
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never, EVER, trim your eyebrows. They are your most
important asset.


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-08-30 13:12 [#02605777]
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do the three amigos pelvic thrush at least once every hour
for true self actualisation


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-08-30 13:13 [#02605778]
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THRUST I MEANT THRUST NO THRUSH Jesus..


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-08-30 17:48 [#02605784]
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lol, yes,
nothing gives more boost than telling other people waht to
do

always keep that in mind when someone is trying to
boss you around


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-08-31 09:15 [#02605802]
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cleaning is a matter everyone gives a shit about, unless
your employer


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-08-31 23:04 [#02605850]
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anyone


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-09-10 02:11 [#02605933]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-09-10 08:49 [#02605935]
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yeah I spoke too soon

im not sleeping well
im moody
spread thin like the last bit of marmite over a piece of
toast

still good in some ways


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-09-10 18:56 [#02605936]
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HOT_STREAK


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-09-11 11:21 [#02605940]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-09-11 15:14 [#02605943]
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"The work will be target driven. You will be expected to
work fast and accurately for the full shift."

no slacking

"Personal mobile phones are not allowed (must be on silent
in bag away from workstation if brought), although it is
possible to listen to music using bluetooth headphones from
the office computers/tablets."

thats a loooong playlist to prepare or just rely on
spotify?

i suggest it starts with this:
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-09-11 15:19 [#02605944]
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Ideally the candidate will have a university level education
... mostly standing at a workstation. ... lifting bags and
boxes up to 30kg onto the workstation.

Favorable_Appliant


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-09-11 22:34 [#02605963]
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he he


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-09-12 00:17 [#02605964]
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I work with a chick from the mountains who would describe an
Albanian with glasses as an albino - doesn't see well


 


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