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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2020-08-29 10:25 [#02605738] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | @RogerWilco it's up again 
 LAZY_TITLE
 
 
 
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         |  ijonspeches
             from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-08-29 13:22 [#02605748] Points: 8089 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | lol sounds more like a phony advertisement, than a job offer.
 and whats that:
 "Ever fancied being a juggler? You will juggle your
 responsibilities effectively, be that on reception, behind
 the bar, with our guests in the restaurant, in the kitchen
 or in our meeting rooms!"
 let me redo this:
 "Ever fancied doing splits?...
 
 
 
 
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         |  ijonspeches
             from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-08-29 13:23 [#02605749] Points: 8089 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | working with people is usually pretty nice though even some customers are arseholes.
 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2020-08-29 13:35 [#02605750] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | sounded good to me 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2020-08-29 19:11 [#02605754] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | what does 'right to work in the uk' mean? 
 
 
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         |  belb
             from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-08-29 20:34 [#02605756] Points: 6495 Status: Lurker
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 | afaik if yr in the uk seeking asylum yr forced to survive on a form of über-basic benefits and not allowed to work
 (because our govt are cunts), not sure about "economic
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         |  Tony Danza
             from the river to the sea on 2020-08-29 22:16 [#02605757] Points: 3803 Status: Lurker | Followup to belb: #02605756
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 | A French friend told me they do the same thing in France, pure idiocy, it's what you'd do if you wanted to
 simultaneously create crime, a black market, and an angry
 alienated underclass all at the same time.
 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-08-30 01:52 [#02605759] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | you're generally alright, however, if you show up with a degree and a source of income. this, however, is not even
 good enough for donald trump, and now even world-class
 theoretical physicists cannot emigrate to the us, and please
 stop complaining because you could have it worse
 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
             on 2020-08-30 09:30 [#02605761] Points: 1494 Status: Regular
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 | I just started a new Job last week. 
 While there is a ton of work to do, it really (finally)
 feels like a good fit for me.
 
 I'm 37 now. Can't say Ive ever had a job I really liked
 (maybe that one job where I was delivering sandwich platters
 for the "sandwich baron". That was fun.
 
 Besides that it has been a kick in the balls for the most
 part.
 
 Everyone gets a good opportunity I think you just need to
 wait for it, it will come.
 
 Now excuse me I will go vomit out the rest of my optimism.
 
 
 
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         |  ijonspeches
             from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-08-30 10:09 [#02605762] Points: 8089 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02605757 | Show recordbag
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 | think its same in germany, couldnt really put it to words any better.
 people should be free to just live their lives.
 if they want to take the benefits and time to stay out of
 work to recover or go to classes instead that would be fine
 but most importantly their choice.
 
 about ten years ago the city dismantled the flats they let
 the refugees live to make way for new upper middle class
 houses. its a nice area to live, right by my former
 highschool, embedded in detached houses, but obviously
 poeple didnt want them around and there was money to be made
 in real estate. then the so called crisis came and we needed
 more facilities to keep the fugees in one place (you know
 cant just let them have a normal flat around us normal
 citizens). so they were all isolated on the fairground by
 the river. luckily they are now cleared to make corona
 tests.  those five bungalows look kind of dreadful.
 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
             on 2020-08-30 11:25 [#02605764] Points: 1494 Status: Regular
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 | im scared of karma 
 im afraid to say things like "this is good" or "im happy" -
 fate has taught me not say things like this cos it's usually
 followed by an ass kicking
 
 *touch wood*
 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
             on 2020-08-30 11:26 [#02605765] Points: 1494 Status: Regular
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 | instead ive developed a system where I predict the worst 
 im either right, or pleasantly surprised
 
 people say im a pessimist
 
 im a cautious optimist
 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
             on 2020-08-30 11:26 [#02605766] Points: 1494 Status: Regular
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 | sorry if this doesn't tie in to whatever is being said 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
             on 2020-08-30 11:27 [#02605767] Points: 1494 Status: Regular
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 | im doing an epic where I just say whatever the fuck im thinking, anyone else be damned
 
 
 
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         |  ijonspeches
             from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-08-30 11:28 [#02605768] Points: 8089 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | sounds familiar 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
             on 2020-08-30 11:32 [#02605769] Points: 1494 Status: Regular | Followup to ijonspeches: #02605768
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 | it's ridiculous, really. I wish I could allow myself to be happy for a second
 
 self doubt is a cancer
 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
             on 2020-08-30 11:48 [#02605770] Points: 1494 Status: Regular
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 | im going to do what very insecure idiot does 
 become a self help guru!
 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
             on 2020-08-30 11:48 [#02605771] Points: 1494 Status: Regular
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 | You can do it! 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
             on 2020-08-30 12:54 [#02605774] Points: 1494 Status: Regular
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 | other people like to contribute to your self doubt, both intentionally and unintentionally, be mindful, schadenfreude
 is real
 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
             on 2020-08-30 13:07 [#02605775] Points: 1494 Status: Regular
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 | the first step to self love is cutting your toe nails. If you're unable to footsie someone without slicing them apart,
 there is no way you can truly love yourself
 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
             on 2020-08-30 13:09 [#02605776] Points: 1494 Status: Regular
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 | never, EVER, trim your eyebrows. They are your most important asset.
 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
             on 2020-08-30 13:12 [#02605777] Points: 1494 Status: Regular
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 | do the three amigos pelvic thrush at least once every hour for true self actualisation
 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
             on 2020-08-30 13:13 [#02605778] Points: 1494 Status: Regular
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 | THRUST I MEANT THRUST NO THRUSH Jesus.. 
 
 
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         |  ijonspeches
             from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-08-30 17:48 [#02605784] Points: 8089 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | lol, yes, nothing gives more boost than telling other people waht to
 do
 
 always keep that in mind when someone is trying to
 boss you around
 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2020-08-31 09:15 [#02605802] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | cleaning is a matter everyone gives a shit about, unless your employer
 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2020-08-31 23:04 [#02605850] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | anyone 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2020-09-10 02:11 [#02605933] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | LAZY_TITLE 
 
 
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         |  Portnoy
             on 2020-09-10 08:49 [#02605935] Points: 1494 Status: Regular
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 | yeah I spoke too soon 
 im not sleeping well
 im moody
 spread thin like the last bit of marmite over a piece of
 toast
 
 still good in some ways
 
 
 
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         |  ijonspeches
             from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-09-10 18:56 [#02605936] Points: 8089 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | HOT_STREAK 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2020-09-11 11:21 [#02605940] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | LAZY_TITLE 
 
 
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         |  ijonspeches
             from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-09-11 15:14 [#02605943] Points: 8089 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | "The work will be target driven. You will be expected to work fast and accurately for the full shift."
 
 no slacking
 
 "Personal mobile phones are not allowed (must be on silent
 in bag away from workstation if brought), although it is
 possible to listen to music using bluetooth headphones from
 the office computers/tablets."
 
 thats a loooong playlist to prepare or just rely on
 spotify?
 
 i suggest it starts with this:
 LAZY_TITLE
 
 
 
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         |  ijonspeches
             from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-09-11 15:19 [#02605944] Points: 8089 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | Ideally the candidate will have a university level education ... mostly standing at a workstation. ... lifting bags and
 boxes up to 30kg onto the workstation.
 
 Favorable_Appliant
 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2020-09-11 22:34 [#02605963] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Followup to ijonspeches: #02605944 | Show recordbag
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 | he he 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2020-09-12 00:17 [#02605964] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | I work with a chick from the mountains who would describe an Albanian with glasses as an albino - doesn't see well
 
 
 
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