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offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-07-04 12:16 [#02604842]
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No not that commie Bernie. Bernie Ecclestone aged 89 has
had a baby with his 44 year old hot wife. What a player and
pimp!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8488417/amp/Bernie
-Ecclestone-89-holds-newborn-baby-Ace-44-year-old-wife-Fabi
ana-Flosi.html


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-07-04 18:39 [#02604863]
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must be like having sex with one of those little troll dolls



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-07-04 19:25 [#02604868]
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if he can do it, i can do it too


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-07-04 19:44 [#02604872]
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he probably had a car battery passing a voltage across his
prostate massive gland


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-07-04 19:47 [#02604875]
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when his son will be 10 he will be 100 years old


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-07-04 19:49 [#02604876]
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there must have been accurate calculations behind that kid,
like expectation of life for the father, ect


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-07-04 19:51 [#02604878]
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its sad really, especially for the mother, she will be
changing two pairs of nappies in a couple of years


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-07-04 19:52 [#02604879]
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I've said before my uncle Anthony had 9 kids... Legend


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-07-04 19:52 [#02604880]
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He's a squillionaire they can hire two nannies


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2020-07-07 20:05 [#02605093]
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You'll never be 89.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-07-07 20:06 [#02605095]
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he will be boffing the nanny on his Zimmer frame


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-07-07 20:07 [#02605097]
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lol, that true


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2020-07-07 20:08 [#02605098]
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I like Massive Gland. Best trip hop group around, imo.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2020-07-07 20:09 [#02605099]
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:)

Hope you're doing okay, Mo.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-07-07 21:06 [#02605101]
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don't forget Penishead


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-07-07 21:13 [#02605102]
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yeah, more or less ok thanks :)


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-07-08 22:31 [#02605187]
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there's a new goddess in the block


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-07-08 22:32 [#02605188]
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she's like avatar of the blond race


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-07-08 22:33 [#02605189]
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and she doesnt turn the head to the other side


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-08-06 08:27 [#02605557]
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saw fabiana yesterday at the mall. classy woman in a white
dress. looking at me almost felt like giving me a wink,
cause of my built in that shirt. either that or she was
wondering how the fuck i passed security.


 


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