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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-06-17 18:43 [#02603627]
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I was fed up of tying my shoe laces about 5 time a day so i learnt a new method
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its funny how often we never bother finding out better ways to do things
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-06-18 02:04 [#02603649]
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recently, i've been trying some new arse-wiping techniques
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-06-18 13:54 [#02603659]
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you put a really long brush on a banister and slide down it like an arse monorail?
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Chihiro
from twins land on 2020-06-19 19:09 [#02603705]
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very cool!
Double knot works too, but its bulky. I always thought those who go lace-less are above it all, yet i dont get how you can walk and let alone run with your shoes dangling around your foot. The ultimate lazy solution is velcro of course... or a combo of laces and velcro, which is why i adore Nike Air Force.
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2020-06-19 19:17 [#02603706]
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I wear crocs lol
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Chihiro
from twins land on 2020-06-19 19:18 [#02603708]
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HAHA the man with the plan!!
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-06-19 19:20 [#02603710]
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yes velcro is the optimum solution i reckon, they get quite fuzzy after a while though
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-06-19 19:21 [#02603711]
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but are you ready for trench warfare in crocs, thats what you have to ask yourself!
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-06-19 19:21 [#02603712]
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tbh half the time like now im just in my socks
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Chihiro
from twins land on 2020-06-19 19:26 [#02603716]
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i've mastered running in flip flops
velcro is shit really yeah... They get fucked real fast.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-06-19 19:27 [#02603717]
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its 2020 we should all have mini segways built into our shoes
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-06-20 00:00 [#02603767]
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whatever happened to that kickstarter for the back to the future self-tying shoes?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-06-20 00:07 [#02603769]
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im guessing someone ran off with the money?
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-06-20 00:08 [#02603770]
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they ran back to the future, yes
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-06-20 01:01 [#02603771]
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but yes my bullshit thread has pages and pages of crap from 2017 when i realized everything was subconscious muscle memory but you're not stuck there, all you have to do is ask, you can go deep in there and change the automatic things with discipline. tying your shoes is something you learn so young, well, it's before you've really learned to question, analyze, reprogram. that's why i joked about arse-wiping techniques, as it's something you learn even before shoes. the best jokes have a kernel of poop
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