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better shoe knot
 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-06-17 18:43 [#02603627]
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I was fed up of tying my shoe laces about 5 time a day so i
learnt a new method

LAZY_TITLE

its funny how often we never bother finding out better ways
to do things


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-06-18 02:04 [#02603649]
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recently,
i've been trying some new arse-wiping techniques


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-06-18 13:54 [#02603659]
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you put a really long brush on a banister and slide down it
like an arse monorail?


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2020-06-19 19:09 [#02603705]
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very cool!

Double knot works too, but its bulky.
I always thought those who go lace-less are above it all,
yet i dont get how you can walk and let alone run with your
shoes dangling around your foot. The ultimate lazy solution
is velcro of course... or a combo of laces and velcro,
which is why i adore Nike Air Force.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-06-19 19:17 [#02603706]
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I wear crocs lol


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2020-06-19 19:18 [#02603708]
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HAHA the man with the plan!!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-06-19 19:20 [#02603710]
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yes velcro is the optimum solution i reckon, they get quite
fuzzy after a while though


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-06-19 19:21 [#02603711]
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but are you ready for trench warfare in crocs, thats what
you have to ask yourself!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-06-19 19:21 [#02603712]
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tbh half the time like now im just in my socks


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2020-06-19 19:26 [#02603716]
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i've mastered running in flip flops

velcro is shit really yeah... They get fucked real fast.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-06-19 19:27 [#02603717]
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its 2020 we should all have mini segways built into our
shoes


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-06-20 00:00 [#02603767]
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whatever happened to that kickstarter for the back to the
future self-tying shoes?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-06-20 00:07 [#02603769]
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im guessing someone ran off with the money?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-06-20 00:08 [#02603770]
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they ran back to the future, yes


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-06-20 01:01 [#02603771]
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but yes my bullshit thread has pages and pages of crap from
2017 when i realized everything was subconscious muscle
memory but you're not stuck there, all you have to do is
ask, you can go deep in there and change the automatic
things with discipline. tying your shoes is something you
learn so young, well, it's before you've really learned to
question, analyze, reprogram. that's why i joked about
arse-wiping techniques, as it's something you learn even
before shoes. the best jokes have a kernel of poop


 


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