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Bums are hideous things
 

online umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-04-29 13:55 [#02600885]
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True


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-04-29 13:59 [#02600886]
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you mean homeless people or anuses?


 

online umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-04-29 13:59 [#02600887]
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The poop chute


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-04-29 14:30 [#02600888]
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ah, gluteus maximus (cool name)

im alright with it as a whole, bums are nice

I have a huge aversion to dogs anuses... I can't bare to
look at those dogs with cut off tails and their protruding
assholes....yuck


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-04-29 14:31 [#02600889]
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*bear


 

offline Tony Danza from the cool zone on 2020-04-29 14:49 [#02600890]
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the lady doth protest too much, methinks


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-29 17:03 [#02600895]
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give your anus more credit
without it, you'd be
(even more)
full of shit


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-04-29 20:12 [#02600923]
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Getting to know and accept your anus = healing


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-29 20:27 [#02600924]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-04-29 20:42 [#02600928]
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Karlheinz gayhousen


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-04-29 20:43 [#02600929]
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Cry me a helicopter


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-04-29 21:26 [#02600931]
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i like tight as a drum bums, i like jiggly blancmange bums.
i am Pro Bum


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-04-29 22:22 [#02600934]
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I like a woman's bum. A man's, ... not so much.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-29 22:56 [#02600935]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-04-30 11:56 [#02600962]
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I Lolled


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-04-30 11:58 [#02600963]
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you know how the tables have turned, in that not getting a
tattoo is like the new getting a tattoo. Similarly I think
straight is the new gay.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-04-30 12:01 [#02600964]
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I totally agree with this, and not just because you lolled.


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-04-30 12:58 [#02600967]
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Let's savour this moment, as I might say something
shockingly liberal next.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-30 14:20 [#02600969]
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Its always a bit weird where i see all these comments on the
internet of people saying everyone is just a little bit gay.
If you said gay people were just a little bit straight it
would be seen as stupid


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-04-30 14:26 [#02600970]
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But that'd be like saying someone was a little bit not
weird. He acts like a nerd but I suspect sometimes he drinks
pints.... It's all about queering the space, that's where
the art is, in the queerness.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-04-30 14:30 [#02600971]
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I need to do a venn diagram of Being Gay and Narcissism


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-30 15:44 [#02600974]
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fuzzy logic is tough for much of humanity


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-30 15:51 [#02600975]
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yeah its true, ive personally never wanted to touch a mans
bum with a ten foot barge pole though


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-04-30 16:33 [#02600976]
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I’d be lying if I said I’ve never touched a man’s bum.


 

offline Tony Danza from the cool zone on 2020-04-30 16:44 [#02600977]
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what if being gay, he thought, doesn't come from a man's
back door?

what if being gay, perhaps, means a little bit more?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-30 17:11 [#02600980]
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if your hypothesis is true, then explain this!
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-30 17:12 [#02600981]
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ive touched my own, but only when wearing yellow marigold
gloves


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-04-30 17:18 [#02600982]
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Aha very kinky hyperflake


 

offline Tony Danza from the cool zone on 2020-04-30 18:19 [#02600986]
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butt stuff is optional. Also, I feel like there's a Samwell
Gamgee "don't you leave my butt, master Frodo" joke banging
around here but I'm too lazy to work it out


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-30 18:40 [#02600987]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-30 18:41 [#02600988]
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if you have seen the state of my bum you would too!


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-04-30 20:09 [#02600992]
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my imagination is running away with me


 

online umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-05-07 22:27 [#02601348]
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bums are good
they're all good
doing nature's work
im just being a jerk


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-05-07 22:41 [#02601350]
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thrusting thunder bums by jove


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-05-07 22:53 [#02601351]
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thread title reminds me of a Morrissey lyric


 

online umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-05-07 22:58 [#02601352]
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It’s actually a quote by jim dove, a comedic legend from
the digitiser chatroom which i used to hang out on as a kid


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-05-07 23:38 [#02601353]
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i used to love digitiser on teletext, and bamboozle? did you
ever cheat using fast text to see what the correct answer
was?


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-05-07 23:44 [#02601354]
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haha bamboozle! with bamber boozle... that shit was hard,
you couldn't cheat on our telly. digitiser and planet sound
were good too


 

online umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-05-07 23:48 [#02601355]
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Before having internet i loved teletext and ceefax

Cant remember bamboozle but i remember x files being popular
and the biggie tupac beef east coast west coast shit being a
hot topic on ceefax


 

online umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-05-07 23:49 [#02601356]
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Windowlicker had a bad review on teletext 1/5


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-05-07 23:51 [#02601357]
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classic wasnt it


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-05-07 23:52 [#02601358]
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the hideous thing about bums
  is bums are a hideous thing
  the hideous thing about bums
      is bums are a hideous
thing
      the hideous thing about
bums
        is bums are
a hideous thing


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-05-07 23:53 [#02601360]
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yeah not surprised back then, was way ahead of its time, not
to sound pretentious!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-05-07 23:54 [#02601361]
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oh maaaaaaaanchester so many bums to answer for!"


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-05-07 23:59 [#02601365]
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the bristol scale seems more apropos


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-05-07 23:59 [#02601366]
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and i was thinking of tigger. is he from maaaaaaaanchester?


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2020-05-08 21:10 [#02601438]
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i haven't got a bum


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2020-05-08 21:11 [#02601439]
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just a hole in my back, numerous ppl have told me this, mbe
i should do like, Beyonce instagram exercises to get a
bum... it kinda droops like saggy tits


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2020-05-08 21:12 [#02601440]
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i love it when chicks check themselves out in the mirror btw


 


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