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been playing amiga games in my pyjamas, going to play stunt car racer in a mo |
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bopping to clissold 101 |
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hieterio fagina 9000; up the bodge |
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sdhjsdf sjdfndsf STUNT DRIVER --intro to DOS PC game stunt driver |
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im waiting for payday since days |
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Might watch Austin powers again 😂 |
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gonna have a brew, a ciggy and a read of instantiation by greg egan, a collection of his short stories. hard sci 4 eva |
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In one hour and 15 minutes from now Pierce Brosnan is doing some live commentary over Goldeneye (you have to watch your own copy) via Esquire magazine, which I know all Ziltizens subscribe to. I'll be attempting to synch my cheapo DVD player and Pierce on the laptop and doubtless getting NOWHERE |
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It seems like ‘come dine with me’ has been on all day. |
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I hope you put on your satin dressing gown for the occasion! |
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Dark purple, AIR? |
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Maybe burgundy |
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That's a wonderful idea. I need to get my gown taken up, at the minute it's fully covering my behind, when we all know there should be a hint of cheek exposed. |
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Glass of cognac |
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i stole a carrot to my flatmate |
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carrot thief |
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im going mad today hope im more relaxed tommorow |
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vedio not available |
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last night, around 2 am, my wife is still awake. I wake up to her shouting about a man being on the property. I get up, lo and behold, there is some dude with a hoody walking by our windows. Next thing, he climbs over the fence and strolls down the street. I probably shouldn't have, but I shot at him with the bb gun (metal pellets). He was too far away though (hope he doesn't return with a real weapon) Won't bother telling the police as they won't be able to do anything. So Im looking for things to use as weapons and have set up the old phone as a security camera with 'Alfred'. Life has turned into Rust. |
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I am this far (*indicates distance of less than a millimetre*) from punching anyone who jogs down the high street in the fucking throat. |
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Sorry didnt reply, had a headache all sunday |
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set up a trip wire to garrotte them out of really thin fishing line |
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that was quite a thrilling comment, yeah get your bbgun ready for a possible return, perhaps you could set up a booby trap somehow, like a viet cong leaf trap with sharp sticks at the bottom, underneath your fence |
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or those paint cans on strings in home alone |
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ive had days like that, im more or less back to normal now, i think my body got tired of being tense so its almost like none of this is happening, ive mentally isolated |
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has he become suspicious that he is one carrot down yet? |
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was thinking about home alone for ideas. The blowtorch by the door comes to mind. maybe broken glass underneath the windows, but with the crazy winds we get here, that might backfire |
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when I shot at him, he just turned around, had a look and casually went on down the road. I now have to two security cams set up with motion detection (works quite nicely actually) |
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best weapon I found was a hammer, im not a big guy but Im ready to defend my wife at all costs. |
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yeah cos there are two of you as well, if you tangle with him she can get up behind him and smack the bastard with the hammer |
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hopefully he wont try again as he probably thinks you have alerted authorities to a night prowler |
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had a headache all sunday Me too, is it stress or are we covie buddies? |
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he might, this happens more often than you think, we live on a busy intersection, all kinds of weirdos. Ive had a few in the yard (we've had police chases come through here) - this hooded guy at 2 am.... not good at all |
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i, too, had a headache all sunday. (but it was a hangover) |
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nope everything went smooth as oil sorry to read about your misfortune Portnoy you live in South Africa don't you? I heard similar stories from an ex colleague years back, he had an uncle living there but he wasn't exactly well disposed toward blacks |
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Well, who is? |
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erm.. well yeah my ex colleague was just like you, he used to talk about niggaz in a funny way, he told me about some guy triying to climb the uncle's fence and the various alarms he had |
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ive been paid but im not buying any weed just to start cryin shit in the middle of the month |
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Yes I live here and I’m from here. I don’t have a problem with skin colour, I’ll give anyone a shot until they prove to me otherwise We’ve been robbed twice here (computers and things taken through open windows). The one time they actually removed the window pane and was able to grab the goods through the security bars while we were away. Luckily they have never fully gotten in. Police station is up the road. You’d be surprised at how many criminals escape from there (can’t imagine how) and then them jumping over our fence, only to be followed by a posse of idiots (stupid police) running after them.... comical to behold Been a good two years in this house, but we’re out at the end of June (virus permitting). |
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I don't "talk about niggaz" in any way. I never understood all the furore about the word "nigger". I've never used it, never will. I'd call someone who deserved it a "black cunt" at the drop of a hat. But never "nigger"". Maybe "wog". |
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yeah that was w M w but you're funny anyway |
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can imagine the scene, and you're talkin about black police |
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im scratching the ash made of the weed off the grinder |
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nah, they're a mixed bunch |
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get that puss puss! |
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I think people call it keef or kief, that stuff gets u quite high |
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im high with just 4 or 5 crumbs |
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ill try to reverse the shit and smoke in the second part of the month rather than the opposite, if i manage to save for a bag its not like england that you can get on with 15 or 20 pounds |
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i hate those motherfuckers |
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