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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-14 13:11 [#02599863]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-04-14 13:28 [#02599864]
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he's a moby-dick-sized dick but i can't read another twitter
pile on, it's exhausting


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-14 13:48 [#02599868]
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oh yeah didnt read the comments, i dont agree with internet
bullying, i knew there was something about him that didnt
sit right though


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-04-14 13:52 [#02599870]
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I don't care for the man or his music. And it being a full
25 years since he was even remotely relevant, not about to
worry about him.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-04-14 13:54 [#02599871]
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i think the licensing of every single track on his
play album to various unscrupulous conglomerates speaks
volumes about him


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-04-14 13:57 [#02599872]
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but yeah he's barely on my radar, i've had more interesting
farts


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-14 14:18 [#02599874]
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His first name is Richard so he is literally a dick as well
as


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-14 14:19 [#02599875]
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yeah ive never heard any of his much apart from that bloody
porcelain track or whatever its called


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-14 14:19 [#02599876]
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I dont like his glasses or his general demeanour,


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-04-14 15:37 [#02599881]
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we live in a society,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-14 15:50 [#02599882]
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i love those old style cartoons, got to credit him for that


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-04-14 15:57 [#02599883]
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Could be BS. Moby is an easy target. He’s alright.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-14 16:03 [#02599885]
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yeah that twitter guy could be a disgruntled ex employee who
was fired for sticking his cock in the tofu


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-14 16:18 [#02599886]
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looking at the responses there seems a fair few more
people saying the same thing looks like he did do it,


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-04-14 16:18 [#02599887]
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I like how the whole thing is about his anxieties of being
forgotten and ignored. Literally going around tugging on
people's clothes, dancing on their tables, while they would
rather look at their new-fangled cellular-phones. Fools,
you're marching to your DOOM when you ignore Moby!


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-04-14 16:29 [#02599888]
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Mobygnorers sheesh


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-14 16:34 [#02599892]
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oh sorry i only watched the first 10 seconds lol


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-04-14 16:37 [#02599894]
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Also a bit lost to be honest. Do you prefer a more macho
approach when one reveals a part of themselves, Feetmouth?


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-04-14 16:54 [#02599900]
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The plague has reduced you to white knighting for Mooby.
Sad!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-14 17:13 [#02599901]
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moby probably will have moobies now


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-04-14 17:15 [#02599902]
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I’m pretty sure Moby is ok, a nice guy. Sorry.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-14 17:58 [#02599906]
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i heard a rumour he pays zoos to strangle ostriches for
sexual pleasure, he enjoyed chasing them until they tire
out, strangles them, then sucks their eyes out


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-14 18:02 [#02599907]
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he taught an elephant to shove its trunk up his arse as well


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-04-14 20:07 [#02599916]
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That’s insight into your mind, not his! LoL


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-04-14 20:21 [#02599926]
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sounds like that elephant... had a moby dick appointment


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-14 20:24 [#02599927]
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the worst thing about moby is that he hoards rare drum
machines during times of pandemic and doesn't even use
them



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-14 22:09 [#02599956]
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its true honest! would i lie to any of you?!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-14 22:11 [#02599957]
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LAZY_TITLE

yeah he gets bi-monthly pachyderm prostate proctology
sessions


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-14 22:12 [#02599958]
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whats worse is the times he chooses to use them!

*badum tish*!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-14 22:29 [#02599964]
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seriously there's a youtube video, think it was vice's
motherboard.tv, where he's all "here's my collection of
vintage drum machines" and the interviewer asks something
like "how often do you use all of these" and he replies "oh
i just sample them and then never again"

and he's got like three 808's or something -- cunt.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-14 22:32 [#02599965]
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yeah its hoarding behaviour, I suppose he trying to derive
some kool factor by having 3 808s, berty big bollocks


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-14 23:19 [#02599969]
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it felt more like a guy showing off his shoe collection than
a guy who loved drum machines


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-14 23:28 [#02599970]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-15 13:56 [#02599993]
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he uses fruityloops i bet


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-04-15 15:03 [#02599994]
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Bloody hell you two! (Boo hoo hoo)


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-04-15 15:57 [#02599998]
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electro


 

offline mermaidman on 2020-04-15 16:44 [#02599999]
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i thought this was an epicmegatracks thread


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-15 21:19 [#02600007]
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just cos you dream of moby as a albino whale with a massive
penis!


 


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