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English PM in a bad spot. |
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fuck! |
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at first i thought you meant blow job |
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If he dies does his unborn child succeed to the PM throne? |
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He he |
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a team of protoplasmic jellies take office |
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fucking terrible for his kids and pregnant girlfriend, hope the git gets better |
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be nice if he gets better and returns to office a bit less cavalier about public health crises |
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yeah hope so, |
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Dominic Cummings must be shitting it |
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This is all a PR plot to get the proles to Take This Seriously and Stop Sunbathing. |
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yeah. if he croaks no doubt it'll be spun for the private sector's benefit, the best we can hope for is a close call and a much chastened bojo. i feel for his kids though, it's not their fault their dad's a cunt |
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yeah i hope he doesnt die cos the tories will milk it for all its worth |
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? |
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i'll explain it on facebook, dont want to see meanspirited on here, i genuinely want him to recover ASAP |
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hahaha. if you'd been through the ATOS interview process claiming disability benefits it'd make more sense russ |
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yeah i think you actually have to be dead to qualify at the moment |
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as my nan would've said, "it's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in". whatever that means |
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Hoping he pulls through rather him that Gove or Raab or patel as prime minister, |
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they're all an irredeemable shower of bastards if you ask me |
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yeah its true, i think some of them are slightly more evil than others |
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Patel is the worst of the curret high up ones i reckon, i think she is a full blown cryptofascist |
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imagine the daily star headline "BJ gets blowjob in intensive care" |
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i got scared because i thought it was bj cole |
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yeah that crossed my mind as well |
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glad the BJork is ok. |
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if I ever end in intensive care, a BJ would make it much better… |
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i hope its just a safety measure… |
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if they need to revive him they should just waft some cavier and some old rugby shorts under his nose |
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hehe, i know you can use bra cups |
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heard it on the radio and still clicked for the blowjob says it all really |
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I just realised this thread's title would make an excellent B-side to The Smiths' Girlfriend in a Coma |
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Still laughing about my wife calling him Australian Gary Busey |
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it would be funnier if he died, which is all that matters at this point |
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i think there's a tug of war between "it would be funny, he deserves it" and "as much as i'd enjoy it that could just make us all worse off" in the heart of any decent person. |
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i rather want him to realise a few things |
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yeah someone said his "road to Damascus" moment, I sincerely doubt he will change the silly bastard, the Tories have no morals they are a bunch of money grubbing sociopaths |
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I dont want to die for his Kids sake even if he is a feckless father who leaves bastards in his wake |
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to be fair, if boris johnson was my father i would be quite happy to see him dead |
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id probably just wish he got an haircut and stopped embarrassing me on national tv the big stupid oaf |
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hes out |
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yeah someone said his "road to Damascus" moment, I sincerely doubt he will change the silly bastard, the Tories have no morals they are a bunch of money grubbing sociopaths this is exactly the attitude that liberals employ to let themselves get stomped upon, i kind of feel. if "BJ" recovers, he will not be humbled. instead, he'll think, "i didn't die, i must be right" and be further emboldened, like a drug addict. perhaps you and i engage in personal introspection and spiritual self-development, but the average prime minister is too busy for any such wishy-washy horseshit |
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His name was Boris Johnson. |
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His name was Boris Johnson. |
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He did not suffer fools gladly. |
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lol |
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yeah i think thats totally right, he is one of those people who view themselves as a force of nature, his life like some sort of cinematic event, probably thinks god did him a favour now |
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im pretty ambivalent about him all told, if he had died it wouldn't have changed things much, there is an endless procession of bastards willing to take his place, the Tory cabinet is like the lord of the flies |
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