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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-05 19:44 [#02598984]
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- want to get drunk and skype all night?
- would you like some of my community spread, baby?
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kei9
from Argentina on 2020-04-08 20:33 [#02599262]
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the t shirt dream starts to unfold
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-08 20:39 [#02599266]
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sneeze all over my bollocks
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kei9
from Argentina on 2020-04-08 20:41 [#02599270]
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HAHAHA
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-08 20:45 [#02599271]
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gf just said "if coronavirus doesn't take you out, can I?"
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kei9
from Argentina on 2020-04-08 20:49 [#02599273]
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i have already secured a name for the tshirt company at teespring: cockbig19
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-08 20:51 [#02599274]
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what do you call a massive stiff cock in intensive care?
Boris
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kei9
from Argentina on 2020-04-08 20:57 [#02599275]
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haahaha this thread shoud be called "trade secrets disclosure"
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-08 21:00 [#02599276]
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yes in reality i have to be very drunk to chat up a woman
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kei9
from Argentina on 2020-04-08 21:10 [#02599278]
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I used to get pissed as hell and be "mean" to girls in bars, like going for the anti chat up stuff. they actually liked that much more than me trying to be nice, but i was dead serious because I was heartbroken at the time.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-08 21:25 [#02599279]
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yeah some women are a bit weird like that, they gravitate towards pricks
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-08 21:35 [#02599280]
Points: 10671 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02599271 | Show recordbag
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I like this a LOT
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-04-08 22:13 [#02599281]
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is that what they call "negging"? like being negative / arsehole-ish to pick up women with low self-esteem? i know i'm hardly a catch but trying to manipulate yr way into a woman's pants by insulting her isn't very cool
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-08 22:31 [#02599282]
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yeah its a c8nts game
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-08 22:32 [#02599283]
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not aimed towards kei9 btw
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-04-08 22:42 [#02599284]
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i usually just sneeze all over a girl's boobs, never fails
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DADONCK
from here on 2020-04-08 22:49 [#02599285]
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nice cough you have there, wanna drop some hydroxychloroquine behind the bin?
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kei9
from Argentina on 2020-04-09 03:26 [#02599307]
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np hyperflake i actually never hooked up with any of those girls. I do think some gals like men better when they can tell they are broken
now that im alpha girls ignore me lulz
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-09 04:46 [#02599313]
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i'm no longer contagious
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-09 04:47 [#02599314]
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is that from monty python? it might be
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