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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-05 19:44 [#02598984]
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- want to get drunk and skype all night?

- would you like some of my community spread, baby?


 

offline kei9 from Argentina on 2020-04-08 20:33 [#02599262]
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the t shirt dream starts to unfold


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-08 20:39 [#02599266]
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sneeze all over my bollocks


 

offline kei9 from Argentina on 2020-04-08 20:41 [#02599270]
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HAHAHA


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-08 20:45 [#02599271]
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gf just said "if coronavirus doesn't take you out, can I?"


 

offline kei9 from Argentina on 2020-04-08 20:49 [#02599273]
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i have already secured a name for the tshirt company at
teespring: cockbig19


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-08 20:51 [#02599274]
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what do you call a massive stiff cock in intensive care?

Boris


 

offline kei9 from Argentina on 2020-04-08 20:57 [#02599275]
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haahaha this thread shoud be called "trade secrets
disclosure"


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-08 21:00 [#02599276]
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yes in reality i have to be very drunk to chat up a woman


 

offline kei9 from Argentina on 2020-04-08 21:10 [#02599278]
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I used to get pissed as hell and be "mean" to girls in bars,
like going for the anti chat up stuff. they actually liked
that much more than me trying to be nice, but i was dead
serious because I was heartbroken at the time.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-08 21:25 [#02599279]
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yeah some women are a bit weird like that, they gravitate
towards pricks


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-08 21:35 [#02599280]
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I like this a LOT


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-04-08 22:13 [#02599281]
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is that what they call "negging"? like being negative /
arsehole-ish to pick up women with low self-esteem? i know
i'm hardly a catch but trying to manipulate yr way into a
woman's pants by insulting her isn't very cool


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-08 22:31 [#02599282]
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yeah its a c8nts game


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-08 22:32 [#02599283]
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not aimed towards kei9 btw


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-04-08 22:42 [#02599284]
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i usually just sneeze all over a girl's boobs, never fails


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-04-08 22:49 [#02599285]
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nice cough you have there, wanna drop some
hydroxychloroquine behind the bin?


 

offline kei9 from Argentina on 2020-04-09 03:26 [#02599307]
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np hyperflake i actually never hooked up with any of those
girls. I do think some gals like men better when they can
tell they are broken

now that im alpha girls ignore me lulz


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-09 04:46 [#02599313]
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i'm no longer contagious


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-09 04:47 [#02599314]
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is that from monty python? it might be


 


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