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offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-03-26 20:01 [#02598103]
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anyone actually doing this? im on my own in my
grandmother's house so id feel like a gimp. it's about to
start in 3 minutes.

i might just clap from the living room and thats it


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2020-03-26 20:41 [#02598104]
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I coincidentally clapped a few times during that, but it was
the music I was listening to


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-26 21:16 [#02598105]
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Yeah was nice to see everyone out clapping, usually im a
really cynical sod but i think everyone feels to same, i
just hope they get the proper funding now, its a national
disgrace that some are dying because of inadequate
protective clothing. If it wasnt for the NHS i think
everyone in my family would be dead or in a much worse
situation


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-26 21:18 [#02598106]
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Nye Bevan is a utter hero, Welsh people are rightfully proud
of him


 

offline mermaidman on 2020-03-26 21:51 [#02598107]
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shut the windows and clap by yourself in your living room


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-26 22:07 [#02598108]
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had no idea this was happening, nobody here clapped. maybe
i'll visit mermo's mum so i can get the clap


 

offline mermaidman on 2020-03-26 22:45 [#02598112]
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sssh, belb.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-26 22:48 [#02598113]
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hah! you know i don't mean it my little bummy bum


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2020-03-26 23:15 [#02598116]
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clapping is a gay & empty gesture that will accomplish
nothing, yet make you feel as if you have


 

offline mermaidman on 2020-03-27 08:52 [#02598129]
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belb if we shared the same cell would you be my prison
husband


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-27 09:00 [#02598130]
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i would rent you out for tobacco and phone cards


 

offline mermaidman on 2020-03-27 10:51 [#02598132]
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mmmhh that makes me rock hard


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-03-27 13:40 [#02598138]
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The NHS wants funding? After all that clapping and
appreciation? Greedy bastards!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-27 17:53 [#02598154]
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we have half the ICU beds of Italy because of the tories,
thats why currently they are turning that giant exhibition
centre in London into a temporary Field Hospital, certainly
wont be enough


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-27 17:54 [#02598155]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2020-03-27 19:48 [#02598174]
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CLAP!!!!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-27 22:54 [#02598184]
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He knows we'll be a pain in the arse. Who needs that?

I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.

You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-27 23:15 [#02598188]
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so what is this clap thing? something sailors get in hawaii?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-27 23:18 [#02598189]
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in an after school robotics fing, someone noticed the motor
glowing a bit purple-ish. each motor was 1hp and we like
them very much

"hey, is that bad, it's glowing in there" he says

"oh, it's okay, that's corona discharge" someone else
replies.

"what's corona discharge?" he asks?

"it's a mexican venereal disease" the teacher promptly
replies


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-28 00:06 [#02598193]
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gonorrhea. pus from yer wang etc

There are a few different theories behind the nickname,
but the one I like the most has to do with an old-timey
treatment. Gonorrhea is a bacterial infection that can
affect both men and women, but men are more likely to show
symptoms like greater frequency or urgency of urination
(meaning they have to pee all the time or feel like they
have to pee but then nothing comes out). They may also get
swelling or redness in their penis or testicles or pus-like
discharge. Legend has it that once upon a time, people
believed that clapping their hands hard on both sides of the
penis could forcefully expel the pus and cure the infection.
Sometimes this clapping was done by smashing the penis
between two hard objects (like two boat paddles).



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-28 00:09 [#02598194]
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penis pimple people


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-04-02 11:02 [#02598601]
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I think this bullshit is happening again today, so make
yourselves visible and don't get clap-shamed by your
neighbours.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-04-02 18:11 [#02598616]
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what about a clap for our careers

lol


 


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