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life hacks for pandemic times
 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2020-03-17 00:27 [#02597414]
Points: 3095 Status: Regular



no tp? just use a public toilet or better yet do it at
work. ya cant beat getting paid 2 take a s***


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-03-17 00:31 [#02597415]
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no food? just eat all the tp you hoarded. your shit will
then also clean your ass. genius


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-03-17 00:47 [#02597416]
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also drink whiskey
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-17 01:17 [#02597423]
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of course its different with the shelves if you go on friday
noon rather than a sunday afternoon

maybe equal wait tho


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2020-03-22 14:48 [#02597751]
Points: 3095 Status: Regular



cant get a mask? i read in a chart on twiter cotton fabric
is almost as good anyways, so just take a XL t shirt (or
whatever size works 4 u) and cut of the sleeves. wallah!! 2
maks!! just slip em over your face to cover ur mouth and
nose. plus u get a cool sleeveless t shirt to wear around
during the virus


 

offline Foht-Garlanger from dong on 2020-03-22 22:38 [#02597788]
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pour gasoline on a dryer sheet and rubber band it to the
face. kills the virus on contact


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-22 22:41 [#02597791]
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combine bleach and ammonia to create a gas the virus hates
but you can inhale all day

(disclaimer: don't)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-22 22:42 [#02597793]
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eat the crusts on your loaves, it means one extra sandwich


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-22 22:46 [#02597794]
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ride a penny farthing around to increase social distancing


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-22 22:53 [#02597795]
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use a nokia brick to reduce your exposure to android virii


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-22 23:00 [#02597796]
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someone is going to right a big seminal book about this one
day and the ending will be "...and that's why you shouldn't
eat bats"


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-22 23:50 [#02597797]
Points: 16034 Status: Addict | Followup to Hyperflake: #02597796



towards the end of the movie "walk hard: the dewey cox
story" there's a quote that goes something like, "...and
that's when i learned you should never go water-skiing on
dissociatives!" but i can't find it on youtube, i don't have
a pirated copy of the movie, and if they're that stingy,
well, it's not really good enough that i'd recommend buying
it aside from a few cherry quotes like that


 

offline Foht-Garlanger from dong on 2020-03-23 00:35 [#02597798]
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shower with mo's beans!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-23 00:36 [#02597799]
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at least 3 times a week


 


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