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no tp? just use a public toilet or better yet do it at work. ya cant beat getting paid 2 take a s*** |
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no food? just eat all the tp you hoarded. your shit will then also clean your ass. genius |
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also drink whiskey |
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of course its different with the shelves if you go on friday noon rather than a sunday afternoon maybe equal wait tho |
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cant get a mask? i read in a chart on twiter cotton fabric is almost as good anyways, so just take a XL t shirt (or whatever size works 4 u) and cut of the sleeves. wallah!! 2 maks!! just slip em over your face to cover ur mouth and nose. plus u get a cool sleeveless t shirt to wear around during the virus |
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pour gasoline on a dryer sheet and rubber band it to the face. kills the virus on contact |
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combine bleach and ammonia to create a gas the virus hates but you can inhale all day (disclaimer: don't) |
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eat the crusts on your loaves, it means one extra sandwich |
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ride a penny farthing around to increase social distancing |
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use a nokia brick to reduce your exposure to android virii |
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someone is going to right a big seminal book about this one day and the ending will be "...and that's why you shouldn't eat bats" |
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towards the end of the movie "walk hard: the dewey cox story" there's a quote that goes something like, "...and that's when i learned you should never go water-skiing on dissociatives!" but i can't find it on youtube, i don't have a pirated copy of the movie, and if they're that stingy, well, it's not really good enough that i'd recommend buying it aside from a few cherry quotes like that |
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shower with mo's beans! |
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at least 3 times a week |
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