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Tips to avoid Covid 19
 

offline RussellDust on 2020-03-14 09:42 [#02597062]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



Toilet roll, anything warm because “that bug hates the
warm”, sean broth, shiitake mushroom paste, toothpaste,
perfume, and dirty snowballs.

Am I forgetting anything?


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-03-14 10:20 [#02597063]
Points: 3532 Status: Regular



staying home and posting shit on xltronic definitely helps.
a lot. it might even save the whole planet.

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-03-14 10:24 [#02597064]
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also looking at the right charts can help not going crazy. i
found a chart that matches my living room corner. legit

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2020-03-14 13:13 [#02597066]
Points: 3098 Status: Lurker | Followup to RussellDust: #02597062



do u have any tips how 2 get it? best time to get clonoa
virus was yesterday.... 2nd best time is NOW. i wanna make
sure i get a good hospital bed b4 they all fill up


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-03-14 13:26 [#02597068]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to wavephace: #02597066



Yes, licking. Go to public places and lick stuff. Handrails,
elevator buttons, doorknobs, people (that’s going to be
harder)... you can hang about town looking for people
coughing and breathe in their coughs. Go to a gym and lick
stuff.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-03-14 13:51 [#02597069]
Points: 3532 Status: Regular | Followup to wavephace: #02597066



go cuddle random kids on the streets. if not in the hospital
you will at least get your own prison cell


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-03-14 14:18 [#02597072]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to DADONCK: #02597063



Not sure I understand that object. Is it a piece of art or
is it a sex toy?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-14 14:19 [#02597073]
Points: 25269 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02597062



saliva is very acidic, and, in a pinch, you can lick the
saliva off of your hands.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-14 14:19 [#02597074]
Points: 25269 Status: Regular



*virus

whoops. juke roined


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-03-14 14:24 [#02597076]
Points: 3532 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02597072



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-03-14 14:27 [#02597077]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to DADONCK: #02597076



Fun for the family


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-14 14:31 [#02597079]
Points: 25269 Status: Regular



be sure to download an app to sanitize your phone of
viruses.


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-03-14 14:35 [#02597081]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02597079



Did you know that if you’re tired there’s an app for
that?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-14 14:36 [#02597083]
Points: 25269 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02597081



apperall is a great app WOO


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-14 14:38 [#02597084]
Points: 6386 Status: Lurker



i was gonna say, you have to download anti-tiredness apps
with your noseholes


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-14 14:40 [#02597085]
Points: 25269 Status: Regular



if you run too many instances of apperall your phone can
crash you


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-03-14 15:28 [#02597088]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to belb: #02597084



I was expecting a “badum tish” from you, belb. Somethjng
has broken in the matrix.


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-14 15:32 [#02597090]
Points: 6386 Status: Lurker | Followup to RussellDust: #02597088



i am a dumb tish


 


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