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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 00:24 [#02596505]
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https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1236216070173626368


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 00:27 [#02596506]
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fucksake



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 00:27 [#02596507]
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ah its a photoshop


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 00:29 [#02596508]
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oh fuck it isnt


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 00:29 [#02596509]
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hard to tell these days innit


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 00:31 [#02596511]
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yeah its beyond parody,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 00:34 [#02596513]
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LAZY_TITLE




 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 00:34 [#02596514]
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he needs his head running over with a monster truck


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2020-03-08 00:35 [#02596515]
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how do i invest


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 00:35 [#02596516]
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if this is a joke, it's a very high-budget one


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 00:36 [#02596518]
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or, well, maybe not that high-budget


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 00:37 [#02596519]
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send me your credit card details,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 00:38 [#02596520]
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it might be useful if you live on mars or something


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2020-03-08 00:43 [#02596524]
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its a forward thinking investment for when the climate
apocalypse evaporates all potable water and were all
required 2 track our intake from 5g enabled water bottle
(purchased with state issued vouchers)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 00:43 [#02596525]
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instacunt mailing list




 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 00:44 [#02596526]
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I hope by then we have still suits like dune, so you have
like a capri sun made out of your wee under your armpit


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 00:47 [#02596527]
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im pretty sure this is some CIA ploy to make a list of
Idiots with too much money


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2020-03-08 00:49 [#02596528]
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no that was pete buttigieg


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 00:57 [#02596530]
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did you know gieg means fiddle in german

so his surname is literally butt fiddle


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 01:00 [#02596531]
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no, it's butti fiddle. stop making fake news


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 01:03 [#02596532]
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his hometown is south bend, you cant make this up

he is a butt fiddler from south bend city


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 01:05 [#02596533]
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his name is rather unfortunate. if you've actually gone to
the effort of watching some of the past debates, he actually
has the least annoying speaking voice out of the lot. none
of the voices left are ones i want to hear over the intercom
at the grocery store for the next four years


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 01:06 [#02596534]
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but, hey, pete butt, right? and there's still a news article
about some lady being all, "...wait, he's gay? can i change
my vote?"

you could be named hugh homo and people would still miss it.
this is why being gay doesn't matter in a presidential race;
people are too oblivious


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 01:07 [#02596535]
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yeah Bernie Sanders sounds like a taxi driver or something


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 01:07 [#02596536]
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yeah I saw that, she was a right moron


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 01:08 [#02596537]
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I just couldn't imagine a president Buttgieg, especially
after Trump, what would be next vice president Bumhole


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 01:14 [#02596538]
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oh, well, it makes sense. everyone who never was on board
with trump, and everyone who was but eventually realized he
was shit, collectively says: how can we piss the hell out of
all the assholes that still support him, and are thus
fucking us all over? oh, i know


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 01:17 [#02596539]
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just trying to imagine the likes of lindsey graham shaking
hands with buttigieg's hubby at official functions and
getting the giggles already

but, no, never happening. it's just too funny to happen


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 01:19 [#02596540]
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yeah Trumps enablers are worse than him in a way, he is sort
of oblivious to his own idiocy. People like Graham are pure
scumbags


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 01:23 [#02596541]
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i never had particularly strong feelings one way or the
other, except from imaging the lulz at official functions,
which leads to an obvious reason he was doomed from the
outset: how do you translate first lady duties to a first
husband? like, in a technical, literal sense, it's not hard
to say "ok, yes, most of this would be not much different"
but having the gender switch interjected would grind many a
brain to a halt. there would be numerous little details
where they'd have had to be like, "ohhh, umm, i guess we
have to change this a bit"


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 01:26 [#02596542]
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we should be ready for america's first transgender president
in 2220, just as britain's transgender monarchy settles in;
its majesty


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 01:26 [#02596543]
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yeah I never thought about that, would he be the first
husband?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 01:28 [#02596544]
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yes, exactly. what would he be? it's unprecedented. some
people are all "he should read the bible," and he'd never
have had their vote. but other people were all, "i'm boring
and normal but i want to support gay rights, so i will
consider pete" and then they start thinking about it and say
"never mind, now that i think about this, i'm incredibly
confused about how to feel"


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 01:32 [#02596545]
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actually never even thot of this before: what about a gay
president meeting with openly homophobic nations? doesn't
seem like a recipe for success


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 01:35 [#02596546]
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yeah Saudi arabia especially, the ironic thing is that half
of them are secretly homosexual as well


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 01:44 [#02596548]
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I reckon Trump is ACDC, he looks like he would have a twink
and a woman in his bed at the same time


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 01:50 [#02596549]
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i reckon he simply can't get it up, it's tiny and short, and
his entire universe is built to deflect this reality

but, then, that's just how he acts, not necessarily like it
is.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 01:56 [#02596550]
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yeah your right he probably has severe impotence


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 02:01 [#02596553]
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not necessarily, it's just got to be something like that. a
constant need to be validated, inability to admit inadbility


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 02:07 [#02596554]
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yeah its pathological isn't it how he cant admit any
mistake, or error or the possibility he might be wrong, ive
met people like that in real life


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 02:39 [#02596556]
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oracle CEO larry ellison
billy corgan
etc.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-04-05 15:39 [#02626429]
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pete butt will never be president. larry ellison will never
go into space. billy corgan is so far up his own fundament
that he's pierced deeper into space than anyone ever has
before; like the NIRSpec on the JWST being the only
instrument capable of capturing the full spectrum of what
hubble could barely discern


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2023-04-06 16:07 [#02626447]
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they´re turning water into fucking heroin
and sell it as a lifestyle product.



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2023-04-06 16:12 [#02626448]
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at least they tried 5 years ago
this is dead :)


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2023-04-06 20:27 [#02626450]
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smarp bottle


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2023-04-06 20:30 [#02626451]
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everyone got their batteries,solar,UPSes sorted?


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2023-04-06 20:36 [#02626452]
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>>I reckon Trump is ACDC, he looks like he would have a
twink
wot do u mean ACDC sounds more Rabelais, stick that in
midjourney


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2023-04-07 01:54 [#02626492]
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smart bag


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-04-07 01:58 [#02626493]
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liquid biopsy


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2023-04-07 05:34 [#02626496]
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it's been bothering me all evening. i can feel the joke, but
i can't quite pull it out of the mud. but finally

you want a liquid biopsy? try a bottle of vodka and a
room full of sharp objects



 


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