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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-06 04:48 [#02596358]
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LAZY_TITLE

i'm cruising the gogel noods, and the thumbnail catches my
eye. as my brain follows up, my brain opts to combine
"donald trump" with "the fonz" and it goes something like
this: "eeeehh! why you all stressin' on coronavirus?"

selecting the article; expanding the photo reveals further
detail. there was a wave of articles a few weeks back w/rt
to how trump cakes on bronzer (but stops just before his
ears [and here are a series of photos to demonstrate]).
since it's been pointed out to me, cannot unsee -- i have
been seeing it all the heck over the place, because trump is
over the news.

in this foto, it is particularly stark: compare his hands to
his face. the extreme difference in color temperature almost
makes it feel photoshopped -- perhaps it has; maybe this is
a liberal plot.

less likely to be a liberal plot is the quiet snowstorm of
dandruff on his shoulders, his suit, his tie, and the table

his suit, though. aside from the dandruff, it is almost
impossibly perfect. just like his face, it almost feels
photoshopped... or, no, more like it's a cartoon overlay on
top of reality.... but, then, as my eye wanders back to his
face, trying to reconcile the unholy, gnarled trainwreck of
trump's gruesome mug with the glacial perfection of his suit
gives me flashbacks to watching hannity & colmes on
mushrooms, circa 2007. they were both transmuted into
gruesome lizards, sort of, with details in the facial skin
that i really wish i could forget. lizards with human skin,
and pores the size of texas. "i have seen the lizards," i
thought. i always thot hunter s. thompson had just made it
up

courtesy of vice


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-03-06 10:51 [#02596371]
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That photo clearly proves he is the messiah.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-06 15:09 [#02596379]
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god mode do i love it when they photograph politicians
in... well, not sure what building that is, but seen that
crazy ceiling quite a bit over the years. similar situation
with the suit


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-06 16:29 [#02596386]
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its like someone made a checklist of what makes a massive
cunt and he has them all ticked off


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2020-03-07 00:31 [#02596417]
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just wait til epic mega tracks finds out abt black ppl


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-08 11:01 [#02596564]
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what about LAZY_TITLE


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-03-08 12:19 [#02596566]
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He’s trying to update his image a bit I see.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-08 16:21 [#02596586]
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One for the wank bank

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-11 02:13 [#02596830]
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what a bunch of charmers


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-11 02:15 [#02596831]
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is mike pence made of wax? he kind of looks that way


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-11 02:19 [#02596832]
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LAZY_TITLE

eeeehh! why you all stressin' on coronavirus?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-11 02:20 [#02596833]
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do you need a license to operate a mic boom that long around
the commander in cheif


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-11 02:34 [#02596837]
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is that pat butcher and her massive clit?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-11 02:50 [#02596842]
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that reminds me


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-11 09:13 [#02596847]
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hehe true, i like him


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-11 18:22 [#02596885]
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horrifying thought isn't it, imagine having the shag Harvey
Weinstein's mangina in some sort of satanic Hollywood ritual



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-12 01:19 [#02596912]
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LAZY_TITLE

the impossible perfection of his suit combines with stage
lighting to produce an effect almost akin to 90s demoscene
graphics. once you're done getting lost in that, head on
upstairs for pores the size of texas, and expression like a
child who's just been told, that, since he hasn't been a
good boy, he can't have any ice cream tonight


 


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