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i'm cruising the gogel noods, and the thumbnail catches my eye. as my brain follows up, my brain opts to combine "donald trump" with "the fonz" and it goes something like this: "eeeehh! why you all stressin' on coronavirus?" selecting the article; expanding the photo reveals further detail. there was a wave of articles a few weeks back w/rt to how trump cakes on bronzer (but stops just before his ears [and here are a series of photos to demonstrate]). since it's been pointed out to me, cannot unsee -- i have been seeing it all the heck over the place, because trump is over the news. in this foto, it is particularly stark: compare his hands to his face. the extreme difference in color temperature almost makes it feel photoshopped -- perhaps it has; maybe this is a liberal plot. less likely to be a liberal plot is the quiet snowstorm of dandruff on his shoulders, his suit, his tie, and the table his suit, though. aside from the dandruff, it is almost impossibly perfect. just like his face, it almost feels photoshopped... or, no, more like it's a cartoon overlay on top of reality.... but, then, as my eye wanders back to his face, trying to reconcile the unholy, gnarled trainwreck of trump's gruesome mug with the glacial perfection of his suit gives me flashbacks to watching hannity & colmes on mushrooms, circa 2007. they were both transmuted into gruesome lizards, sort of, with details in the facial skin that i really wish i could forget. lizards with human skin, and pores the size of texas. "i have seen the lizards," i thought. i always thot hunter s. thompson had just made it up courtesy of |
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That photo clearly proves he is the messiah. |
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do i love it when they photograph politicians in... well, not sure what building that is, but seen that crazy ceiling quite a bit over the years. similar situation with the suit |
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its like someone made a checklist of what makes a massive cunt and he has them all ticked off |
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just wait til epic mega tracks finds out abt black ppl |
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what about |
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He’s trying to update his a bit I see. |
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One for the wank bank |
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what a bunch of |
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is mike pence made of wax? he kind of looks that way |
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eeeehh! why you all stressin' on coronavirus? |
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do you need a license to operate a mic boom that long around the commander in cheif |
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is that pat butcher and her massive clit? |
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hehe true, i like him |
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horrifying thought isn't it, imagine having the shag Harvey Weinstein's mangina in some sort of satanic Hollywood ritual |
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the impossible perfection of his suit combines with stage lighting to produce an effect almost akin to 90s demoscene graphics. once you're done getting lost in that, head on upstairs for pores the size of texas, and expression like a child who's just been told, that, since he hasn't been a good boy, he can't have any ice cream tonight |
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