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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-28 00:43 [#02595897]
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most of the way home, on the train, i have to pee. after waiting for the previous occupant, i pee. exiting, sling the door closed, a bit, but not completely.
i start walking back down the train, and this black lady conductor is standing there, smugly smiling.
"was the door closed when you got there?" she asks.
"yes," i reply, "and someone was in it."
she stares at me, smugly smiling. i stare back. really? are you doing what i think you're doing?
"is that what you do? not leave things the way they were?"
yes, you are doing it. you're talking to me like i'm a retarded child.
"yes," i reply, and scoot past her. she wanted me to apologize, walk all the way back, and close the bathroom door.
if she had said, "excuse me, next time could you please close the bathroom door?" i would have apologized.
if she had said, "could you do me a huge favor and go back and close the door completely, rather than 3/4?" i would have probably just said "sure"
but, like, instead, this train is her freaking living room and she's dressing me down for something i generally get right but didn't completely nail this time. not sure if i should feel bad or not
she's a regular for that train timeslice and i'm sure i'll see her again. we'll see if she targets me after this. i'll keep you posted, xlt
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-02-28 00:56 [#02595899]
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Conductor Found Decapitated In Train Washroom
door bizarrely left ajar by perpetrator
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-28 01:01 [#02595900]
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i can't think of a more undignified place to kick off than one of those train car washrooms. it's one of those sights that make me respect what women have to go through; if i had to sit down to pee i'd never use 'em
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-28 01:04 [#02595901]
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crime on the train is usually more like "some fat half-black guy ran into the station, smashed a bunch of the train windows with hammers; ran off, was not caught"
hammer hammer
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-28 01:05 [#02595902]
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more than grunting
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-28 02:02 [#02595904]
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i didn't even notice people get into a discussion about hammers in the comments section of the grunting article
there are a couple sound-art installations at kendall square, including a lever you repeatedly crank to raise, yes, a hammer, until it eventually triggers and plows into some resonant metal
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-28 02:04 [#02595905]
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LAZY_TITLE
same deal, except you rapidly pump a lever to, over the course of 30 seconds, gradually excite the hammer chimes. i cannot tell you how brilliant this was when i was six
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-28 02:07 [#02595906]
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LAZY_TITLE but a video from six years ago, saying half don't move any more. that's more of a bummer than coronavirus
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