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trying to determine if i should feel bad or not
 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-28 00:43 [#02595897]
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most of the way home, on the train, i have to pee. after
waiting for the previous occupant, i pee. exiting, sling the
door closed, a bit, but not completely.

i start walking back down the train, and this black lady
conductor is standing there, smugly smiling.

"was the door closed when you got there?" she asks.

"yes," i reply, "and someone was in it."

she stares at me, smugly smiling. i stare back. really? are
you doing what i think you're doing?

"is that what you do? not leave things the way they were?"

yes, you are doing it. you're talking to me like i'm a
retarded child.

"yes," i reply, and scoot past her. she wanted me to
apologize, walk all the way back, and close the bathroom
door.

if she had said, "excuse me, next time could you please
close the bathroom door?" i would have apologized.

if she had said, "could you do me a huge favor and go back
and close the door completely, rather than 3/4?" i would
have probably just said "sure"

but, like, instead, this train is her freaking living room
and she's dressing me down for something i generally get
right but didn't completely nail this time. not sure if i
should feel bad or not

she's a regular for that train timeslice and i'm sure i'll
see her again. we'll see if she targets me after this. i'll
keep you posted, xlt


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-02-28 00:56 [#02595899]
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Conductor Found Decapitated In Train Washroom

door bizarrely left ajar by perpetrator


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-28 01:01 [#02595900]
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i can't think of a more undignified place to kick off than
one of those train car washrooms. it's one of those sights
that make me respect what women have to go through; if i had
to sit down to pee i'd never use 'em


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-28 01:04 [#02595901]
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crime on the train is usually more like "some fat half-black
guy ran into the station, smashed a bunch of the train
windows with hammers; ran off, was not caught"

hammer
hammer



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-28 01:05 [#02595902]
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more than grunting


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-28 02:02 [#02595904]
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i didn't even notice
people get into a discussion about hammers in the comments
section of the grunting article

there are a couple sound-art installations at kendall
square, including a lever you repeatedly crank to raise,
yes, a hammer, until it eventually triggers and plows into
some resonant metal


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-28 02:04 [#02595905]
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LAZY_TITLE

same deal, except you rapidly pump a lever to, over the
course of 30 seconds, gradually excite the hammer chimes. i
cannot tell you how brilliant this was when i was six


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-28 02:07 [#02595906]
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LAZY_TITLE but a video from six years ago, saying half
don't move any more. that's more of a bummer than
coronavirus


 


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