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my little boy arrived today in the early morning. got woken up by it, just being ripped out of a nightmare. the delivery was perfect, no complications! must say, i still don't have a name. maybe you have an idea he definitely has my eye here is a pic |
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I have about 1 minute before the electricity goes out would like to say what. the. fuck. is. that? |
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Congratulations on the birth of little Beverley, which can be a boy's name. |
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A sex toy |
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Did it come out of your anus or your urethra? I guess you could have vomited it... |
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can't unsee |
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great! posts displayed from last to first again |
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lets sing him a lullaby |
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i must say you're the n.1 for post credibility here |
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so from now on i will call him beverley |
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thanks man! this is actually my penis. i had to cut him off, when he developed an eye and started telling jokes about me. all that happened after i read him from the necronomicon. a good german would throw him in the pan with some garlic an onions for a nice meal. but i won't. because he is my son. and his name is beverley |
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going to post a link to this thread on one of those forums where gamers complain about not having a traditional wife and kids, and obsess 24/7 about not honking off if phobia fixed the registrations this could *be* that forum |
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(I'm not saying you're one of those guys dadonck, I'm saying they'd find your post deeply offensive and decadent) |
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im watching trump in las vegas, i wonder if beverly would like it |
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he's still too young for that shit. he hasn't gotten out of the condom, yet |
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will Beverly be inserted into Trumps's anus for final gestation? from nymph to fledgling, he could feed off the Big Mac remnants festering in his bowls |
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his name is beverley and i won't insert him into trumps anus. there is no space left in there. just took a look at it. its all clutted with |
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kiss your free time, money, and synthesizers goodbye m8 (congratulations!) i still don't have a name GIGANTOR 3000-E |
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sorry epic, but my waifu pillow likes beverley now gee, i hope i get some sleep tonight i think i won't have anytime playing with my synths, soon geez, what the hell did i get myself into? |
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i figured i knew what a waifu pillow was, and i was right, but i had to google it to be sure and is this ? |
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close, but i hate deadpool |
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