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offline DADONCK from here on 2020-02-21 13:45 [#02595585]
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my little boy arrived today in the early morning. got woken
up by it, just being ripped out of a nightmare. the delivery
was perfect, no complications!

must say, i still don't have a name. maybe you have an idea
he definitely has my eye

here is a pic
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-02-21 13:59 [#02595586]
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I have about 1 minute before the electricity goes out

would like to say

what. the. fuck. is. that?


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-02-21 14:01 [#02595587]
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Congratulations on the birth of little Beverley, which can
be a boy's name.


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-02-21 14:02 [#02595588]
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A sex toy


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-02-21 14:03 [#02595589]
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Did it come out of your anus or your urethra?

I guess you could have vomited it...


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-02-21 14:30 [#02595591]
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can't unsee


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-02-21 15:44 [#02595593]
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great! posts displayed from last to first again


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-02-21 16:01 [#02595594]
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lets sing him a lullaby


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-02-21 17:03 [#02595599]
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i must say you're the n.1 for post credibility here


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-02-21 20:30 [#02595602]
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so from now on i will call him beverley


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-02-21 20:34 [#02595603]
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thanks man!

this is actually my penis. i had to cut him off, when he
developed an eye and started telling jokes about me. all
that happened after i read him from the necronomicon.

a good german would throw him in the pan with some garlic an
onions for a nice meal. but i won't. because he is my son.
and his name is beverley


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-02-21 20:47 [#02595604]
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going to post a link to this thread on one of those forums
where gamers complain about not having a traditional wife
and kids, and obsess 24/7 about not honking off

if phobia fixed the registrations this could *be* that forum


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-02-21 20:55 [#02595605]
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(I'm not saying you're one of those guys dadonck, I'm saying
they'd find your post deeply offensive and decadent)


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-02-21 21:31 [#02595606]
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im watching trump in las vegas, i wonder if beverly would
like it


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-02-21 21:38 [#02595608]
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he's still too young for that shit. he hasn't gotten out of
the condom, yet


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-02-21 22:05 [#02595609]
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will Beverly be inserted into Trumps's anus for final
gestation? from nymph to fledgling, he could feed off the
Big Mac remnants festering in his bowls


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-02-21 22:53 [#02595611]
Points: 3532 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02595609



his name is beverley and i won't insert him into trumps
anus. there is no space left in there. just took a look at
it. its all clutted with old russian cream


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-21 23:09 [#02595613]
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kiss your free time, money, and synthesizers goodbye m8

(congratulations!)

i still don't have a name

GIGANTOR 3000-E


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-02-21 23:29 [#02595617]
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sorry epic, but my waifu pillow likes beverley now
gee, i hope i get some sleep tonight
i think i won't have anytime playing with my synths, soon
geez, what the hell did i get myself into?



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-21 23:50 [#02595620]
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i figured i knew what a waifu pillow was, and i was right,
but i had to google it to be sure and is this
your waifu?


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-02-22 00:26 [#02595623]
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close, but i hate deadpool
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