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only town not selling it |
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oh wait, hebron |
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been there before |
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snorted or injected? |
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befolded |
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denatured, desiccated, and knotted |
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mummified |
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reconstituted, desiccated, infused (and there's another fine track name) |
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reconstituted, lol |
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finely butchered |
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misgurgitated (regurgitated -re [recycle, redo] prefix, plus +mis [misconception, misunderestimate, misundergurgitute]) |
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misundergurgituted happened yesterday to me with a piece of lamb it was given to me by my ukranian flatmate |
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i misgurgituted the piece and my mouth tasted of lamb for a while |
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at least it didn't go as far as ungurgitation. |
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you are my ungurgitated girl my pre-mastication world whoa-oh~ |
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k shut the arab vocoder for a while :) |
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youtube has put on "blowout" and it's the perfect cadence for balling up socks. four bars per pair. two minutes all balled; record time |
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update: "wide open" is not nearly as effective for unloading the dishwasher |
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im sorry, i have my own mental fatigues |
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update ii: "wide open" was totally useless as i attempted to replace the battery in a smoke detector. not only does it employ a 9V that reliably dies every few months, it is plugged into some cable in the ceiling for, i guess, redundancy. getting it down was no big chore, but it's right up above a giant pile of my shit and i'm standing on my toes on top of a comfy chair straining to reach forward and reconnect the cable when it starts to beep madly. startled, i drop it. beeping loudly, it hurtles towards the hardwood floor and the battery launches off somewhere. shit, shit. if this breaks, i'll have to buy a new one. how much do these things cost, anyways? $60 at least. you can do better crystal method wouldn't that be ironic, though -- if i died doing maintenance on a safety device and breaking my neck via falling into a pile of electronics crap i should have gotten rid of |
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you can do better either by fuck or getting money |
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we could all do better with a little fuck-you money |
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tried a couple of times, it isnt worth a shit |
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smoke detectors are purposely mass produced electronic waste for about 1 token of your local currency. while they installed mine one of them failed to work practically out of the box. the 9V battery is worth more than the trashy compartment its inserted to and i dont want to make calculations as to how much hazardous waste all the battery dumping is going to cause. everybody is supposed to have these fuckers now, while basically their only practical use (if they work properly) is to wake up your sorry ass when you fall asleep drunk and smoking, which according to my friends who tried hard on a daily basis never ever produced a fire in decades. neither did pots and pans left on the stove nor frozen food in the oven for 6 hours. (it actually turns to charcoal, quite impressive). so, where was i, yes, practical use of the alarm. i reckon there may be a slight chance it woke you up, if there was (how on earth would there be a fire?) in your room. if there was a fire in the house, neighbours apartment etc. youd be either fried or rescued by the firefighters by the time the smoke went through the corridors to choke you. well and to actually answer your question an alarm costs around 6 bucks over here. that is a bargain opposed to the nerve these fuckers may cost you. the landlord was over to install the fuckers when we moved into a new apartment this summer. he claimed these were easy to use cause they came with doublesided adhesive tape and magnets. so after a day or two i now have a nice magnet on the ceiling held by adhesive tape, with the detector lying on the floor, cause it fell off right away. i took the battery out of the one in the floor of my gf, cause it went off all the time and my gf landlady was a (FF C#NT) who didnt repair anything including radiators and hot water in winter unless you withheld her rent and in my old apartment the electrician who cost the landlord a fortune had to come out twice cause the fucking thing went off without any reason cause they are cheap garbage products. |
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whoever sealed the deal with politics to make these mandatory probably made a fortune. he may have actually saved a life though so i keep my mouth shut now. just dont break your necks while installing them. |
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misconstrued bacon |
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