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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-12-15 22:49 [#02591619]
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so it's sunday, and i'm here and there buying provisions for the week ahead. i go to a second grocery store for, like, literally four or five things. it's close to dinnertime on sunday, and it won't be too busy
...except for some lady with incredibly obnoxious kids
they are screaming. there is crying. it fills the otherwise quiet store. multiple times, i have to dodge out of the way of a yelling, running ~3yo. four four items. i could just duck to the register, now -- but, no, the nexus of the screaming is over by the crisps, and i do kind of want some crisps. i also want a look at mom
she is put-together, pampered. the kids are white. she clearly has money. the kids are all wearing new shit and constantly demanding junk food. this is not a single mom who has no choice. she just sucks at parenting. she also sucks at supermarket. she is blocking the barbecue crisps. finally, she gets it and moves. i grab the crisps, but she's now moved to block my exit from the crisps section
"excuse me," i say casually,
then proceed to incredibly oafishly push by her, bumping into her shoulder, upsetting items in her cart, and nearly upending some cardboard display of junk food.
feel rather pleased with myself.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-12-15 22:57 [#02591620]
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some empathy, man. she has to live with the little horrors
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-12-15 22:59 [#02591621]
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So you physically assaulted a woman just trying to get through the day.
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-12-15 23:02 [#02591622]
Points: 3638 Status: Lurker | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02591619
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jeez guy, I feel bad for you, you are not a happy camper my man
have you thought about finding some kind of support group to discuss where your heart and mind are at
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-12-15 23:03 [#02591623]
Points: 3638 Status: Lurker | Followup to Tony Danza: #02591622
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because the next expression of the rage you're carrying around might be more regrettable
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-12-15 23:24 [#02591624]
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she impeded the crisps, and then my egress. she got what she deserved
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welt
on 2019-12-15 23:25 [#02591625]
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Imagine being an all-knowing all-experiencing God and not only experiencing your annoyance at the crying but also the pain of the child which causes it to cry and the pain of the woman being pushed. A cacaphony of pain among pain among pain. A true hell on earth.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-12-15 23:27 [#02591626]
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more like she wasn't paying attention and needed a nudge and i couldn't resist a bit of on the spot phyiscal improv comedy of bumping into her a little and almost knocking a display over
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-12-15 23:28 [#02591627]
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maybe i'll wind up on the youtube channel about her kids and you can all review it frame by frame
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mermaidman
on 2019-12-16 08:59 [#02591646]
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lol
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mermaidman
on 2019-12-16 09:05 [#02591647]
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but seriously i wish her husband was just around the corner and shove your head into the “cardboard display of junk food”
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-12-17 01:09 [#02591676]
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there are worse chaps out there
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