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Ugghh... My stomach is a big maelstrom of foaming gastric juices right now.. I feel like I swallowed Sean and Rob. Does anyone else get awful stomach aches on a semi-regular basis for no apparent reason? Any suggestions? |
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stay off the booze |
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It could be that you can't handle certain food... |
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take plenty of mint tums... |
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I actually enjoy the strange mind-states I encounter whilst physically ill. Whilst tropical fever delirium is a literal nightmare, flu' and the like are enjoyable in a spaced kinda way. And the recovery process is also really enjoyable. gut-rot is shit though.... try some anti-acid tablets, ginger and drink loads of water. |
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Cabbages don't drink booze! |
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Thanks smokehammer. ...What are the beneficial effects of ginger? |
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yea but slugs eat cabbage and drink beer. there's a connection somewhere |
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I've tried tracing that before Laserbeak... None of the foods digested prior to my episodes really have anything much in common. I've been to several doctors and they all say there's nothing wrong with me. No ulcer, no excessive amounts of bile, no rips or tears,... What's a poor lad to do? :( |
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ginger is great for all gastro and digestive complaints Its also a pick- me- up ,a mild refreshing buzz crystalised (sugared) ginger is lovely chinese people eat it before travelling they say it settles the stomach . |
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But my leaves are healthy and succulent! I keep them prepped constantly - never a slug to be found! |
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stomach cramps from food poisoning are the worst. I want someone to punch me in the face so i'll pass out when those happen. |
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b3n... maybe cabbog was eaten by a drunk slug and then the cabbog swallowed some slug juice... j/k cabbog... i know you wouldnt let that happen... unless you were drunk or high... hey... thats it... he smoked too much weed and ate everything in sight... like his master and the dog... and the slug on his back... |
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Thanks, I'll have me mum pick some up for me on her way home. |
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Yeah man. I always remember Wagon Christ's Musipal cos I was listening to it in the car when I suddenly felt REALLY bad. Needless to say I got back home as fast as possible (the only place to be when you feel ill :)) and vomited and shat my guts out. but the pain! omg, it hurts so much! |
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er...ofcourse that was Ray, not me, I'd eaten a poisonous berry :O |
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No, no! None of that.. I'm just very sick in the stomach and when my stomach's ill it has a strange influence on my head. ...Matt Damon? |
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No, Val Kilmer! Hey everyone, we've got a celebrity on this board! Everybody welcome affinityX aka Val Kilmer! |
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ur the third person that has said that bout me... but think of it this way... if i am matt damon... why would i be single right now? |
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damn... now im val kilmer? |
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cos he's gay |
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I once chundered 5 seperate times on a car journey to North Wales. my mum would be like "Oooh.. look at that lovely scenery..." "BLUUEUURARPPHHHHH!!!!!!!!" sorry mum, did I spoil your view ? :D |
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argh... screw you b3n... you look gayer than Liberaci |
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hey xlr...when are you going to give the full frontal of this chick? |
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I feel better now. Special thanks to: -Smokehammer -affinityX aka Val Kilmer |
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i think ginger tastes like soap. also i think cillantro tastes like soap. anyone else this way? i heard its a genetic thing. |
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I bet you have been waiting forever for a chance to use the word "maelstrom" on this board. you facade of intellegence has been annhilated. i've been waiting for an opportunity to use those words too. |
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Followup to: Nanotech I dunno..is nudity allowed? You can see the uncensored pics by looking thru the "xlr" topic from yesterday. |
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Somebody had an avatar with nudity and was asked to remove it, so there has been prior warning. :) |
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*what*? I really do think he's gay. and yes, I do look gay |
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