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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og2vYP7VzUs |
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Always up for more Bond and this actually looks decent. Finally got the blu-ray box set the other day to camp out with over Xmas |
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i thought they were replacing bond with a black lady as jane bond or some shit. i wonder if that's still the plan. the trailer looks like a normal bond flick. |
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Looks good. I haven't even seen Spectre yet. I guess I should see that first. |
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Well the black lady is a 00 agent but that whole replacing thing was bullshit drama I think. I’m sure she’ll save his life a few times though. |
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Gee, maybe the audiences locked out of Blue Story will flock to this because it's got a sass-mouthed fat black 00 in it. I'm a big Bind fan but I'm willing, like Star Wars, just to let it die now. I only really enjoyed Craig's "Casino Royale", the others have been a bit... joyless. Gone gone gone are the days of OHMSS, Spy who loved me, Goldeneye.... Let it go now. It's just.... upsetting. |
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Sadly you’re never getting another movie like those unless it’s “ironic” |
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well this one does have a bungee jump scene and stupid car gadgets, according to the trailer |
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What’s the best bond theme (besides living daylights of course)? |
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I love, love the theme to The spy who loved me, "Nobody does it better", I well right up with that. And the outro, ohhhh. I'd have it a my (sparsely attended) funeral if it didn't look like I was saying that nobody did "it" better than I did, which wouldn't be what I meant. It'd be a nod to when I was young and happy watching Bond on the telly and being entranced by all the travel and the glam... and I used to feel happy/sad when you'd get the "James Bond will return..." at the end of the credits. Again, at my funeral, I don't want to give the impression I have aims toward returning. I'll probably just go with "Wrote for Luck" by the Happy Mondays. Other Bond themes I really rate are: View to a Kill On Her Majesty's Secret Service Moonraker Goldeneye You know my name And the A-ha one. |
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All good choices but I can't get behind You Know My Name, it's a decent song but not a great bond theme, at least for me. Worst is Madge's turn on Die Another Day |
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Madge's "Sigmund Freud Analyze this" effort was both lyrically and musically a nadir. Pierce deserved a better swansong that that awful film. I wonder if there's a fan edit that cuts out all the painful stuff? "You know my name", I know what you mean, it isn't a classic Bond theme, but I thought it went well with them "re-booting" it and pulling away from the fantasy excesses of Die Another Day. I thought it was quite a ballsy statement. But like with Goldeneye (one of my faves), they re-boot the thing and go back to basics, then in the next film immediately think "Oh cool, let's just go stupid again". I mean, less so with Craig, but his Bond's bogged down in this whole "the world's changed, old man", which is exactly what Bond went through in 1995's Goldeneye when Lady M says he's a misogynistic dinosaur Cold War relic. What's he fucking going to do in the new one, hand out fucking repatriations for the empire by hand? Ohhh..... |
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I was listening to "You know my name" on YouTube, then on came on Limp Bizkit's Mission Impossible theme... and I'm ashamed to say I listened to it all through. |
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The most annoying thing about Craig’s movies is how breakneck quick he went from killing his first man to being a dinosaur with emotional baggage all along the way. He wasn’t given a single film to let loose and have some fun with the character. You’re right about the Cornell track being good for a reboot, it is great in that capacity. I always forget Tom Jones did a bond theme. Limp bizkit mission impossible theme is the quintessential turn-of-the-century cultural relic, it’s important to listen to it regularly to see how far we’ve strayed from God’s light. |
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Totes agree about Craig's foreshortened "arc". Has he been allowed to shag anyone that doesn't have the air of being doomed and shortly about to die? |
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Limp bizkit mission impossible theme I've never seen those movies and what the hell are you serious *googles* oh my god, the meteor can't come too soon, it's the roaches' turn |
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u have to give them credit for playing in 5/4, or rewriting it to 4/4, whichever it is |
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Swatch have released a series of James Bond watches. Grabbed the Dr. No one myself. |
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i too have some lego themed swatch watches that are worth millions and millions of your earth pounds |
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meh, thought this was about Billie Eyelash or sumfink |
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Delayed by 7 months due to coronavirus |
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in 7 months time if the doom and gloomers are right it will be a lot worse! |
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Worst corona news yet. |
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Jeez, the porn parodies will be out before that No Time To Creampie etc. |
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i think all of us have probably released a fake aphex or autechre leak at one point or another on the ol' p2p, right? perhaps this is the moment for someone to make a fake james bond movie torrent and release it in october but, no, north korea will hack the studio sometime in august; post the actual movie. ruin the fun |
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we already have the opening song, courtesy of billie eilish. all james bond films have extended song/title sequences, with the opening song composed bespoke for this particular bond, and then 'stylistic' visuals on top. so, obviously, you'd need to have visuals that, were, in retrospect, an utter piss-take, but, first view around, before the 'movie' drops, it's good enough that you just feel kind of weird about it rather than immediately knowing you've torrented a troll |
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I would be proud and pleased to torrent a box set of Roger Wilco curated James Bum videos. Up Her Majesty's Secret Bumhole and so. |
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Up Her Majesty's Secret Service Corridor |
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You only bum twice or so it seems One bum for yourself and one for your dreams You drift through the years and bum seems tame Till one bum appears and love is it's name And love is a stranger who'll beckon you on Don't think of the danger or the stranger is gone This bum is for you, so pay the price no time to die, you only bum twice |
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First Direct-to-Video Bond, maybe!?!?!? I have to get on a packed commuter train every day but sure, delay a Bond film, that'll stop the contagion. We might all be dead by November. |
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"And love is a stranger who'll beckon your bum Don't think of the danger or the stranger won't bum" surely? |
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“First Direct-to-Video Bond“ Tell me you wouldn’t love that! |
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i was actually stewing on that afterwards -- should i have done something with that part? but, no, it didn't need any help; it fit well without modification. in the bum |
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also on a packed commuter train daily; it is a rolling petri dish. coronavirus could go bad in many ways, but the best way it could go bad is corporate flipping out and telling everyone to telecommute for weeks on end. that would be ace |
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Well they're floating that idea here in Merry Olde England, though I suspect many people think that they'll still be able to order Uber Eats and just veg out... |
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i was just joking about being stocked up on bog roll -- well, i'm stocked up, but only because i thought i was almost out; bought a jumbo pack when i had a half-dozen still. now i'm wondering if i could flip some of it on craigslist there are local news articles about people emptying the shelves at the store. i'ma check one out tomorrow and see if it's true. i should probably have more long-range food on-hand in case of any emergency, not just this crap. but, if it's totally picked over, well, fuck it |
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I saw someone selling boxes of hand sanitiser on the local facebook groups before, typical isn't it |
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There's so many alternatives to "hand sanitiser gel" but no, people want the cute little bottle to slip in their bag. I get on the train and then slather on the Dettol and the TCP. |
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i just went out to the store. it was very busy out, but within the store itself, things were pretty calm. i had no trouble finding whatever i wanted, within the bounds of it being a small and shitty grocery store with a mediocre selection in general |
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Bet the makers of hand sanitizer are rubbing their hands |
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hah! b-dum tschhh |
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alright, definitely felt the needle has moved when i was out, today. i went to a different grocery store to get fings the other one doesn't have, like the brand of hand soap i want, and the shelf is almost devoid of hand soap. irritatingly, i'm just out, this is not panic but i still bought some more canned stuff and dayquil to round out what i already had. i probably already have enough if i have to quarantine myself. at the checkout, however, there are people buying jugs of tomato juice and pasta and shit. driving home, people are fucking out of sorts. i had to scream at some guy who almost caused an accident trying to zip out across two lanes of 50mph+ traffic from a parking lot to a turn lane he definitely did not have enough time to make. hopefully, it will all blow over, but i'm actually inclined to go out to the store again, just because, if it doesn't, going to the store for anything will be shit by the end of the week. but perhaps that's part of the spiral |
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local food pantries are in for a bumpercrop once all those jugs of processed tomato near expiration in a year or so |
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oh, yes, the economics of this i'm sure grocery stores are having a record week but if coronavirus chills then they'll be in the shit for weeks, months because people have a cabinet full of ramen and 200 rolls of TP |
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i guess if it gets worse they're still in the shit, too. enjoy it while it lasts, stop & slop |
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i definitely stocked on enuf nuts seeds and dry fruit 2 last about 3-4 weeks in emergy situation. if i have 2 i will drink my fishs water |
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the other store, was, actually, still pretty subdued. not even busy. out of hand-soap, too, mostly, but ironically, they had the one i wanted for once. the CVS had nyquil. i think it's actually because nothing's really been reported here yet, but next town over, some dad got it and now they're disinfecting two schools, the stop and shop is on the other side of that. i now have too much food; thus ends my anthropological study of the threat of panicdemic w/rt grocery stores for the time being |
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FINALLY started my chronological Bond rewatch. Never noticed he is piecing the same bird at the beginning of both Dr No and FRWL before. Also FRWL is way more brutal than I remember, haven’t see it in I guess nearly 25 years. |
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does piecing bird differ from breaking down the chicken? |
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