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offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-12-04 14:56 [#02590811]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og2vYP7VzUs


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-12-04 15:04 [#02590813]
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Always up for more Bond and this actually looks decent.
Finally got the blu-ray box set the other day to camp out
with over Xmas


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-12-04 15:07 [#02590814]
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i thought they were replacing bond with a black lady as jane
bond or some shit. i wonder if that's still the plan. the
trailer looks like a normal bond flick.



 

offline Tony Danza from a society on 2019-12-04 15:12 [#02590815]
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Looks good. I haven't even seen Spectre yet. I guess I
should see that first.



 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-12-04 15:19 [#02590816]
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Well the black lady is a 00 agent but that whole replacing
thing was bullshit drama I think. I’m sure she’ll save
his life a few times though.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2019-12-04 16:39 [#02590817]
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Gee, maybe the audiences locked out of Blue Story will flock
to this because it's got a sass-mouthed fat black 00 in it.


I'm a big Bind fan but I'm willing, like Star Wars, just to
let it die now. I only really enjoyed Craig's "Casino
Royale", the others have been a bit... joyless. Gone gone
gone are the days of OHMSS, Spy who loved me, Goldeneye....
Let it go now. It's just.... upsetting.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-12-04 17:52 [#02590822]
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Sadly you’re never getting another movie like those unless
it’s “ironic”


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-12-05 04:27 [#02590843]
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well this one does have a bungee jump scene and stupid car
gadgets, according to the trailer


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-12-05 11:43 [#02590854]
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What’s the best bond theme (besides living daylights of
course)?


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2019-12-05 11:50 [#02590855]
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I love, love the theme to The spy who loved me, "Nobody does
it better", I well right up with that. And the outro, ohhhh.
I'd have it a my (sparsely attended) funeral if it didn't
look like I was saying that nobody did "it" better than I
did, which wouldn't be what I meant. It'd be a nod to when I
was young and happy watching Bond on the telly and being
entranced by all the travel and the glam... and I used to
feel happy/sad when you'd get the "James Bond will
return..." at the end of the credits. Again, at my funeral,
I don't want to give the impression I have aims toward
returning. I'll probably just go with "Wrote for Luck" by
the Happy Mondays.

Other Bond themes I really rate are:

View to a Kill
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Moonraker
Goldeneye
You know my name

And the A-ha one.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-12-05 11:55 [#02590856]
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All good choices but I can't get behind You Know My Name,
it's a decent song but not a great bond theme, at least for
me.

Worst is Madge's turn on Die Another Day


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2019-12-05 12:10 [#02590858]
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Madge's "Sigmund Freud Analyze this" effort was both
lyrically and musically a nadir. Pierce deserved a better
swansong that that awful film. I wonder if there's a fan
edit that cuts out all the painful stuff?

"You know my name", I know what you mean, it isn't a classic
Bond theme, but I thought it went well with them
"re-booting" it and pulling away from the fantasy excesses
of Die Another Day. I thought it was quite a ballsy
statement. But like with Goldeneye (one of my faves), they
re-boot the thing and go back to basics, then in the next
film immediately think "Oh cool, let's just go stupid
again". I mean, less so with Craig, but his Bond's bogged
down in this whole "the world's changed, old man", which is
exactly what Bond went through in 1995's Goldeneye when Lady
M says he's a misogynistic dinosaur Cold War relic. What's
he fucking going to do in the new one, hand out fucking
repatriations for the empire by hand?

Ohhh.....


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2019-12-05 12:26 [#02590859]
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I was listening to "You know my name" on YouTube, then on
came on Limp Bizkit's Mission Impossible theme... and I'm
ashamed to say I listened to it all through.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-12-05 12:34 [#02590860]
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The most annoying thing about Craig’s movies is how
breakneck quick he went from killing his first man to being
a dinosaur with emotional baggage all along the way. He
wasn’t given a single film to let loose and have some fun
with the character.

You’re right about the Cornell track being good for a
reboot, it is great in that capacity.

I always forget Tom Jones did a bond theme.

Limp bizkit mission impossible theme is the quintessential
turn-of-the-century cultural relic, it’s important to
listen to it regularly to see how far we’ve strayed from
God’s light.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2019-12-05 12:56 [#02590861]
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Totes agree about Craig's foreshortened "arc". Has he been
allowed to shag anyone that doesn't have the air of being
doomed and shortly about to die?



 

offline Tony Danza from a society on 2019-12-05 13:18 [#02590865]
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Limp bizkit mission impossible theme

I've never seen those movies and what the hell are you
serious

*googles*

oh my god, the meteor can't come too soon, it's the roaches'
turn


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2019-12-05 18:08 [#02590886]
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u have to give them credit for playing in 5/4, or rewriting
it to 4/4, whichever it is


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-02-26 14:44 [#02595836]
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Swatch have released a series of James Bond watches. Grabbed
the Dr. No one myself.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2020-02-26 21:08 [#02595857]
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i too have some lego themed swatch watches that are worth
millions and millions of your earth pounds


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2020-02-26 21:10 [#02595858]
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meh, thought this was about Billie Eyelash or sumfink


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-03-04 19:26 [#02596238]
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Delayed by 7 months due to coronavirus


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-04 21:51 [#02596248]
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in 7 months time if the doom and gloomers are right it will
be a lot worse!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-04 22:14 [#02596256]
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Worst corona news yet.


 

offline Tony Danza from a society on 2020-03-05 00:52 [#02596259]
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Jeez, the porn parodies will be out before that

No Time To Creampie

etc.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-05 02:41 [#02596261]
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i think all of us have probably released a fake aphex or
autechre leak at one point or another on the ol' p2p, right?
perhaps this is the moment for someone to make a fake james
bond movie torrent and release it in october

but, no, north korea will hack the studio sometime in
august; post the actual movie. ruin the fun


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-05 03:10 [#02596262]
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we already have the opening song, courtesy of billie eilish.
all james bond films have extended song/title sequences,
with the opening song composed bespoke for this particular
bond, and then 'stylistic' visuals on top.

so, obviously, you'd need to have visuals that, were, in
retrospect, an utter piss-take, but, first view around,
before the 'movie' drops, it's good enough that you just
feel kind of weird about it rather than immediately knowing
you've torrented a troll


 

offline Tony Danza from a society on 2020-03-05 04:14 [#02596263]
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I would be proud and pleased to torrent a box set of Roger
Wilco curated James Bum videos. Up Her Majesty's Secret
Bumhole and so.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-05 04:26 [#02596264]
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Up Her Majesty's Secret Service Corridor


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-05 04:28 [#02596265]
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You only bum twice or so it seems
One bum for yourself and one for your dreams
You drift through the years and bum seems tame
Till one bum appears and love is it's name

And love is a stranger who'll beckon you on
Don't think of the danger or the stranger is gone

This bum is for you, so pay the price
no time to die, you only bum twice


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-03-05 08:12 [#02596271]
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First Direct-to-Video Bond, maybe!?!?!? I have to get on a
packed commuter train every day but sure, delay a Bond film,
that'll stop the contagion. We might all be dead by
November.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-03-05 08:13 [#02596272]
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"And love is a stranger who'll beckon your bum
Don't think of the danger or the stranger won't bum
"
surely?


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-03-05 12:20 [#02596275]
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“First Direct-to-Video Bond“

Tell me you wouldn’t love that!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-05 15:17 [#02596290]
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i was actually stewing on that afterwards -- should i have
done something with that part? but, no, it didn't need any
help; it fit well without modification. in the bum


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-05 17:27 [#02596308]
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also on a packed commuter train daily; it is a rolling petri
dish. coronavirus could go bad in many ways, but the best
way it could go bad is corporate flipping out and telling
everyone to telecommute for weeks on end. that would be ace


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-03-05 20:58 [#02596336]
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Well they're floating that idea here in Merry Olde England,
though I suspect many people think that they'll still be
able to order Uber Eats and just veg out...


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-06 00:54 [#02596348]
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i was just joking about being stocked up on bog roll --
well, i'm stocked up, but only because i thought i was
almost out; bought a jumbo pack when i had a half-dozen
still. now i'm wondering if i could flip some of it on
craigslist

there are local news articles about people emptying the
shelves at the store. i'ma check one out tomorrow and see if
it's true.

i should probably have more long-range food on-hand in case
of any emergency, not just this crap. but, if it's totally
picked over, well, fuck it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-06 00:58 [#02596350]
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I saw someone selling boxes of hand sanitiser on the local
facebook groups before, typical isn't it


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-03-06 06:20 [#02596359]
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There's so many alternatives to "hand sanitiser gel" but no,
people want the cute little bottle to slip in their bag. I
get on the train and then slather on the Dettol and the TCP.



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-06 17:08 [#02596390]
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i just went out to the store. it was very busy out, but
within the store itself, things were pretty calm. i had no
trouble finding whatever i wanted, within the bounds of it
being a small and shitty grocery store with a mediocre
selection in general


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-06 17:34 [#02596391]
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coronavirus fashion


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-03-06 17:40 [#02596392]
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Bet the makers of hand sanitizer are rubbing their hands


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-06 17:41 [#02596393]
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hah! b-dum tschhh


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 22:05 [#02596626]
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alright, definitely felt the needle has moved when i was
out, today. i went to a different grocery store to get fings
the other one doesn't have, like the brand of hand soap i
want, and the shelf is almost devoid of hand soap.
irritatingly, i'm just out, this is not panic

but i still bought some more canned stuff and dayquil to
round out what i already had. i probably already have enough
if i have to quarantine myself.

at the checkout, however, there are people buying jugs of
tomato juice and pasta and shit. driving home, people are
fucking out of sorts. i had to scream at some guy who almost
caused an accident trying to zip out across two lanes of
50mph+ traffic from a parking lot to a turn lane he
definitely did not have enough time to make.

hopefully, it will all blow over, but i'm actually inclined
to go out to the store again, just because, if it doesn't,
going to the store for anything will be shit by the end of
the week. but perhaps that's part of the spiral


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 22:09 [#02596627]
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local food pantries are in for a bumpercrop once all those
jugs of processed tomato near expiration in a year or so


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 22:11 [#02596628]
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oh, yes, the economics of this
i'm sure grocery stores are having a record week
but if coronavirus chills then they'll be in the shit for
weeks, months because people have a cabinet full of ramen
and 200 rolls of TP


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 22:15 [#02596629]
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i guess if it gets worse they're still in the shit, too.
enjoy it while it lasts, stop & slop


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2020-03-08 22:36 [#02596632]
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i definitely stocked on enuf nuts seeds and dry fruit 2 last
about 3-4 weeks in emergy situation. if i have 2 i will
drink my fishs water


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-08 23:47 [#02596636]
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the other store, was, actually, still pretty subdued. not
even busy. out of hand-soap, too, mostly, but ironically,
they had the one i wanted for once. the CVS had nyquil. i
think it's actually because nothing's really been reported
here yet, but next town over, some dad got it and now
they're disinfecting two schools, the stop and shop is on
the other side of that. i now have too much food; thus ends
my anthropological study of the threat of panicdemic w/rt
grocery stores for the time being


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-10 21:02 [#02596782]
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FINALLY started my chronological Bond rewatch.

Never noticed he is piecing the same bird at the beginning
of both Dr No and FRWL before. Also FRWL is way more brutal
than I remember, haven’t see it in I guess nearly 25
years.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-11 00:19 [#02596815]
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does piecing bird differ from breaking down the chicken?


 


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