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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-15 19:51 [#02589268]
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in a warm robin reliant tail pipe
that's his boyfriends name Robin reliant he has two arms and one leg
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-15 19:53 [#02589269]
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on a black leather bouncy castle
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-16 08:37 [#02589303]
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I always wanted a reliant scimitar. Dunno why, big back window maybe?
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-16 09:24 [#02589304]
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LAZY_TITLE
looks brill and cool name
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2019-11-16 11:36 [#02589308]
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Funny how progressives use homosexuality as a slur.
It's cum off a duck's back to me, the chances of me finding a man's hairy bumhole appealing, or the thought of a pair of grisly balls slapping against my buttocks anything other than abhorrent, are zero.
What I do find interesting about Gay Men is how they get a free pass in the workplace to talk about sex in a way that would see a straight male sent straight to HR for a fucking bollocking. I appreciate that by me talking about "the workplace" to you lot is the same as saying "when you're on fucking Mars".
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-16 11:42 [#02589309]
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you've never discussed felching loudly around the water cooler?
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2019-11-16 11:50 [#02589315]
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If i was gay I'd be roundly applauded for being so brave. If I loudly went about cumming some bird's afro I'd be looking for another job.
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2019-11-16 11:54 [#02589316]
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*in
True story, you know how you get thoughts that are just unbidden but perfectly formed; I was working at M&S HQ once and there was this mixed-race bit of skirt with the whole corkscrew afro bit (see any advert produced in the last 2 years) and I just thought, with crystal clarity, what would it be like to pop my knob in there?
I then went on to mediate about class, race, power systems, privilege Yadda Yadda.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-16 11:55 [#02589317]
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that's quite specific, is that something you regularly get up to? an afro kink?
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2019-11-16 12:00 [#02589318]
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Kinky afro? No... well, I don't know. I do want to delve too deeply into any colonial sex, and at the same time I'm not one of these "race traitor" types (as in I will put it *anywhere* with no thoughts of preserving any race traits) It's a fucking minefield.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-16 12:07 [#02589319]
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do you have a collection of antique Victorian era daguerreotype of African tribal women with pendulous breasts?
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mermaidman
on 2019-11-16 13:18 [#02589320]
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i sense strong gay energy from this thread
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mermaidman
on 2019-11-16 13:18 [#02589321]
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like lots of gay feelings
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-16 13:21 [#02589322]
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Darmok and Jalad… at Tanagra. his buttocks wide open
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RussellDust
on 2019-11-16 15:46 [#02589331]
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Is that a dig?
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mermaidman
on 2019-11-16 15:52 [#02589336]
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who?
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Tony Danza
from r/semenretention on 2019-11-17 00:41 [#02589374]
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It's cum off a duck's back to me, the chances of me finding a man's hairy bumhole appealing, or the thought of a pair of grisly balls slapping against my buttocks anything other than abhorrent, are zero.
roger roger roger I didn't think you were actually literally a gay homoman until now but life imitates art I guess
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mermaidman
on 2019-11-17 09:43 [#02589380]
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"a pair of grisly balls slapping against my buttocks" lol
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-17 10:20 [#02589381]
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i have to speak out for roger's hetero credentials here. i've met our lovable nosferatu-faced relic, slept in the same bed with him, and he didn't bring up "grisly balls" once, nor fondle mine in the night. that i know of. totally ball-free encounter
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RussellDust
on 2019-11-17 13:11 [#02589389]
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I met him at a hotel, I was not very well. It was wet, there were puddles. No sex but we did have a cuddle.
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Tony Danza
from r/semenretention on 2019-11-17 13:32 [#02589391]
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"upon meeting we shared a chaste kiss. though we slept in close proximity at no time did our balls touch for longer than ten seconds" - anonymous
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mermaidman
on 2019-11-17 14:04 [#02589393]
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are we sure no roofies were involved? or maybe this meeting happened during the time u used to enjoy benzos
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-17 14:13 [#02589394]
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this was pre-benzobelb, i had a spliff in the hotel room and was mildly concerned about the smell. we had pint cans of stella too, i guess he could've spiked mine in the hopes of cupping my sac but horsefactory would have noticed i hope. it is quite blurry now, this was years back
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RussellDust
on 2019-11-17 16:13 [#02589396]
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Slightly damp towel pushed under the door. They all do it when on tour. A roadie taught me that.
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2019-11-19 18:37 [#02589476]
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"nosferatu-faced relic" - ::#Sweating while laughing emoji:: I honestly can't argue with that, I might put that on my CV.
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RussellDust
on 2019-11-19 19:06 [#02589477]
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I disagree. Our meeting had something really flirty about it.
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