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Roger Wilco sticks his knob
 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-15 19:51 [#02589268]
Points: 26262 Status: Addict



in a warm robin reliant tail pipe

that's his boyfriends name Robin reliant he has two arms and
one leg


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-15 19:53 [#02589269]
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on a black leather bouncy castle


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-16 08:37 [#02589303]
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I always wanted a reliant scimitar. Dunno why, big back
window maybe?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-16 09:24 [#02589304]
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LAZY_TITLE

looks brill and cool name


 

offline Roger Wilco from Yoga Master Sex Position on 2019-11-16 11:36 [#02589308]
Points: 881 Status: Regular



Funny how progressives use homosexuality as a slur.

It's cum off a duck's back to me, the chances of me finding
a man's hairy bumhole appealing, or the thought of a pair of
grisly balls slapping against my buttocks anything other
than abhorrent, are zero.

What I do find interesting about Gay Men is how they get a
free pass in the workplace to talk about sex in a way that
would see a straight male sent straight to HR for a fucking
bollocking. I appreciate that by me talking about "the
workplace" to you lot is the same as saying "when you're on
fucking Mars".


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-16 11:42 [#02589309]
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you've never discussed felching loudly around the water
cooler?


 

offline Roger Wilco from Yoga Master Sex Position on 2019-11-16 11:50 [#02589315]
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If i was gay I'd be roundly applauded for being so brave. If
I loudly went about cumming some bird's afro I'd be looking
for another job.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Yoga Master Sex Position on 2019-11-16 11:54 [#02589316]
Points: 881 Status: Regular



*in

True story, you know how you get thoughts that are just
unbidden but perfectly formed; I was working at M&S HQ once
and there was this mixed-race bit of skirt with the whole
corkscrew afro bit (see any advert produced in the last 2
years) and I just thought, with crystal clarity, what would
it be like to pop my knob in there?

I then went on to mediate about class, race, power systems,
privilege Yadda Yadda.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-16 11:55 [#02589317]
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that's quite specific, is that something you regularly get
up to? an afro kink?


 

offline Roger Wilco from Yoga Master Sex Position on 2019-11-16 12:00 [#02589318]
Points: 881 Status: Regular



Kinky afro? No... well, I don't know. I do want to delve too
deeply into any colonial sex, and at the same time I'm not
one of these "race traitor" types (as in I will put it
*anywhere* with no thoughts of preserving any race traits)
It's a fucking minefield.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-16 12:07 [#02589319]
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do you have a collection of antique Victorian era
daguerreotype of African tribal women with pendulous
breasts?


 

offline mermaidman from thebureauofanalinvestigation on 2019-11-16 13:18 [#02589320]
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i sense strong gay energy from this thread


 

offline mermaidman from thebureauofanalinvestigation on 2019-11-16 13:18 [#02589321]
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like lots of gay feelings


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-16 13:21 [#02589322]
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Darmok and Jalad… at Tanagra. his buttocks wide open


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-11-16 15:46 [#02589331]
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Is that a dig?


 

offline mermaidman from thebureauofanalinvestigation on 2019-11-16 15:52 [#02589336]
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who?


 

offline Tony Danza from Las Vegas, probably on 2019-11-17 00:41 [#02589374]
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It's cum off a duck's back to me, the chances of me
finding a man's hairy bumhole appealing, or the thought of a
pair of grisly balls slapping against my buttocks anything
other than abhorrent, are zero.


roger roger roger I didn't think you were actually literally
a gay homoman until now but life imitates art I guess



 

offline mermaidman from thebureauofanalinvestigation on 2019-11-17 09:43 [#02589380]
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"a pair of grisly balls slapping against my buttocks" lol


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-17 10:20 [#02589381]
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i have to speak out for roger's hetero credentials here.
i've met our lovable nosferatu-faced relic, slept in the
same bed with him, and he didn't bring up "grisly balls"
once, nor fondle mine in the night. that i know of. totally
ball-free encounter


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-11-17 13:11 [#02589389]
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I met him at a hotel, I was not very well. It was wet, there
were puddles. No sex but we did have a cuddle.


 

offline Tony Danza from Las Vegas, probably on 2019-11-17 13:32 [#02589391]
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"upon meeting we shared a chaste kiss. though we slept in
close proximity at no time did our balls touch for longer
than ten seconds" - anonymous


 

offline mermaidman from thebureauofanalinvestigation on 2019-11-17 14:04 [#02589393]
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are we sure no roofies were involved? or maybe this meeting
happened during the time u used to enjoy benzos


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-17 14:13 [#02589394]
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this was pre-benzobelb, i had a spliff in the hotel room and
was mildly concerned about the smell. we had pint cans of
stella too, i guess he could've spiked mine in the hopes of
cupping my sac but horsefactory would have noticed i hope.
it is quite blurry now, this was years back


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-11-17 16:13 [#02589396]
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Slightly damp towel pushed under the door. They all do it
when on tour. A roadie taught me that.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Yoga Master Sex Position on 2019-11-19 18:37 [#02589476]
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"nosferatu-faced relic" - ::#Sweating while
laughing emoji
:: I honestly can't argue with that, I
might put that on my CV.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-11-19 19:06 [#02589477]
Points: 14673 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02589476



I disagree. Our meeting had something really flirty about
it.


 


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